Saint-Armstrong Posted 25 November, 2014 Posted 25 November, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-plot-new-transfer-swoop-4694704
Bucks Saint Posted 25 November, 2014 Posted 25 November, 2014 Wikipedia says he is a winger with Twente. Just saying
Bucks Saint Posted 25 November, 2014 Posted 25 November, 2014 Seriously quick to recover when left for dead too
whelk Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Fair play no-one has said the crosses line thinking they are so original. Insightful of John Cross picking up that Koeman is Dutch.
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Plays best with a slice of lime down his throat.
Wiggles31 Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Looking to resurrect his career? This reminds me of Ostlund AKA Jesus. Remember when John Hartson scissor kicked him in the face when trying to win a header and landed on his neck. He literally resurrected. I swear I saw a beam of light. In terms of the player I'm a tad confused as he's playing for Twente reserves since 2014.
whelk Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Quote Plays best with a slice of lime down his throat. Lets dogs p1ss on his neck
richard Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Lorne Malvo said: 11 posts and no yootube clip :/ Seems like he is quite good at football. Sh1t taste in music though.
angelman Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Cherrypicker said: Changes water to wine! Really? I think this is a cheap knock off who can only change water into nasty ****y beer.
Badger Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Any ITK's who can tell us this deal is nailed on ?
DT Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Let's hope Corona passes his fizzical.* *gag for older viewers
Beckenham Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Great name, sign him up. Is he any good with crosses?
Wurzel Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 DT said: Let's hope Corona passes his fizzical.* *gag for older viewers Damn, just about to post the same. Clearly a generation thing.
Lorne Malvo Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 His name is actually what i say if a mate buys me a certain Mexicano beer.
Hatch Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Corona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Corona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 He really is a lager than life character
Ulrich van Gobbel Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Apparently he insists on lime wedges at half time, not oranges.
the saint in winchester Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Hatch said: Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Corona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Corona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona... He's not even signed yet, and already you have the song sorted. Some people just have The Knack. My, my, my.... Sharona!
SNSUN Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 A name like Jesús Corona and nobody has made a joke yet... #takesthepunsasstatementsoffact
John Boy Saint Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Jesus Corona? Sounds a bit foreign............. Nah I'll stick with Cream Soda thanks. just for DT and Wurzel
ooh it's a corner Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 beer, religion and football. All rolled into one. What could possibly go wrong?
sandwichsaint Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Hatch said: Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Corona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Corona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona... Yewtree will be around later, they have a certain knack.
eelpie Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 (edited) If he could change Saints ****awful ale into beer I would welcome him. Edited 26 November, 2014 by eelpie typo
Lets B Avenue Posted 26 November, 2014 Posted 26 November, 2014 Corona? Shouldn't this have come from The Sun?
andoru Posted 27 November, 2014 Posted 27 November, 2014 Won't be much good to us next season if we make the CL, since he usually rests on Sundays. Still, I heard Twente are prepared to sell him for just 50 pieces of silver, so might be worth a punt.
Lets B Avenue Posted 27 November, 2014 Posted 27 November, 2014 andoru said: Won't be much good to us next season if we make the CL, since he usually rests on Sundays. Still, I heard Twente are prepared to sell him for just 50 pieces of silver, so might be worth a punt. Not worth it. They only paid 30 for him.
dellboypete Posted 27 November, 2014 Posted 27 November, 2014 Gets a mensh in this weeks bleacher report - but not much of one http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2280598-ranking-the-weeks-25-hottest-transfer-rumours-mario-balotelli-leaving/page/6
torsaint Posted 27 November, 2014 Posted 27 November, 2014 No. Cos if he leaves for Liverpool his name will change to Judas.
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