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Didn't think you could get away with stealing cars these days, aren't they traceable?

 

Nothing is traceable if it's hiding place is dark enough, anyway the tracers are easily enough disabled. Probably already on it's way to south america or the far east. Memphis Raines strikes again eh.

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"Property worth millions is believed to have been taken" - millions of what? A Range Rover and 3 TVs are not going to be worth millions (of pounds). At least the other report in the other thread said it was thousands.

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"Property worth millions is believed to have been taken" - millions of what? A Range Rover and 3 TVs are not going to be worth millions (of pounds). At least the other report in the other thread said it was thousands.

 

Millions of Kenyan nagwes or whatever they use down that way, shillings perhaps ?,

A shilling is in fact worth less than 1 pence apparently so 10000£ is worth at least a million ksh.

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"Property worth millions is believed to have been taken" - millions of what? A Range Rover and 3 TVs are not going to be worth millions (of pounds). At least the other report in the other thread said it was thousands.

 

Lazy journalism. They are citing the original article which states millions, but specifically millions of Kenyan shillings.

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Lazy journalism. They are citing the original article which states millions, but specifically millions of Kenyan shillings.

 

WHICH IS ABOUT £56k (IE mostly the car)

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If I was a footballer I'd be sure to share my house with a couple of bad tempered Alsatians.

 

Hope this doesn't get to Victor's head too much. The money wont be an issue but the invasion of privacy and shock can unsettle even the hardest people.

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What are you on about?

 

At a guess kenyan shillings and pounds sterling ??? You've said that 1 million ksh is worth 56K GBP, so I'd like to exchange the million ksh that I have in my wheelbarrow with you. 1 kenyan shilling is in fact worth about 3/4 of 1 p

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At a guess kenyan shillings and pounds sterling ??? You've said that 1 million ksh is worth 56K GBP, so I'd like to exchange the million ksh that I have in my wheelbarrow with you. 1 kenyan shilling is in fact worth about 3/4 of 1 p

 

No I didn't say 1m shilling was worth £56k. I actually was replying to the post which quoted millions (plural) and having read the Kenyan article which claims it was 8 million, that comes to £56k.

 

I really ****ing hate smart arses who are so pathetically pedantic like in this instance. Makes posting very tiresome.

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No I didn't say 1m shilling was worth £56k. I actually was replying to the post which quoted millions (plural) and having read the Kenyan article which claims it was 8 million, that comes to £56k.

 

I really ****ing hate smart arses who are so pathetically pedantic like in this instance. Makes posting very tiresome.

 

OK, anyway his 8 million ksh Range Rover has been recovered in London apparently.

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OK, anyway his 8 million ksh Range Rover has been recovered in London apparently.

 

Can never really keep up with who the tools are on here. Are you generally acknowledged to be one of them?

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Can never really keep up with who the tools are on here. Are you generally acknowledged to be one of them?

 

No idea really, just assumed you were speaking of 1 milion ksh,wrongly as it turns out, as you'd taken the time to actually read the Nairobi news, often worth pointing out any new fact that you introduce into a post really...you know for those of us who don't read the Nairobi News on a regular basis.

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No idea really, just assumed you were speaking of 1 milion ksh,wrongly as it turns out, as you'd taken the time to actually read the Nairobi news, often worth pointing out any new fact that you introduce into a post really...you know for those of us who don't read the Nairobi News on a regular basis.

 

I find the crossword a struggle.

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You should all count your self lucky really. It was only when I read it back before posting that I realised it originally said he'd been 'b#ggered. So I went with 'robbed' despite, literally, seconds of agonising as whether my grammer was technically correct enough for our illustrious posters :-)

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THESE NEFARIOUS BROS STOLE 5 THINGS FROM VICTOR!

 

CAN YOU SPOT ALL 5?

 

Before:

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After:

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Winner gets BJ from the forum member of their choice (or cash equivalent)

 

Terms & conditions apply

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THESE NEFARIOUS BROS STOLE 5 THINGS FROM VICTOR!

 

CAN YOU SPOT ALL 5?

 

Before:

wanyama3_zpsd710090b.jpg

 

After:

wanyama4_zps32ac4f3e.jpg

 

Winner gets BJ from the forum member of their choice (or cash equivalent)

 

Terms & conditions apply

 

1. Trouser stain/logo

2. His left eye

3. Kitchen roll

4. Bottle of champagne

5. Stool height adjuster

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oh, well done Sarb!

 

Who is the forum member of ur choice?

 

Edit: Also, bonus point if you can explain what the thieves wanted with a trouser logo, bottle of champagne, stool height adjuster, kitchen role and Victor's left eye

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Kitchen roll, eye, champagne bottle, trouser logo and the little handle on his bar stool.

 

I nominate Tokes to get the BJ from you, no cash alternative (either way).

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That's ok, ur nomination of Tokyos to provide ur BJ has been accepted. I didn't read the rest of that sentence - I'm v.busy - but I assume it is arranging time and place. Hope you enjoy! We do not require video

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If I was a footballer I'd be sure to share my house with a couple of bad tempered Alsatians

He already shares midfield with Morgan, I expect sharing his home with him as well is a step too far.

Posted
oh, well done Sarb!

 

Who is the forum member of ur choice?

 

Edit: Also, bonus point if you can explain what the thieves wanted with a trouser logo, bottle of champagne, stool height adjuster, kitchen role and Victor's left eye

 

I was hoping I could have the cash equivalent. If not, can CB Fry and Smirking Saints do half each please. I know they'd gobble it up.

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I've had this idea for ages, and this seems the appropriate thread; when the dippers come to St Marys, a song for lallana to the tune of his old one.....

 

They're robbing your house, they're robbing your hooouuuse

Adam Lallana, they're robbing your house

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Technically it's a burglary, not a robbery.

 

(Waits for the inevitable dispute over terminology)

 

As I haven't seen anyone else challenge your terminology, I will!

 

How do you know? If it took place Sunday night it was a burglary, if it happened during the day on Sunday or Monday it was a robbery. (Common Law definition: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burglary )

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