Smirking_Saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Posted 19 November, 2014 Sooo... I woke up this morning feeling a bit.... Meh Decided I was possibly hungry so went for my classic poached egg on toast. Felt reasonably ok so cracked on with the day. Got home from work feeling ill and having stomach cramps, decided I needed a quick something to eat again so went for a ham, lettuce n cheese pitta... Lovely I thought, but the cramps never went did they Thinking I probably had trapped wind I plucked up the courage to down a pint of andrews, possibly a little silly really, conpounded with an onset of what I can only describe as world war 3 of the bowl and the fightings on all fronts. Im now stuck with what Ive aptly named the shart roulette. All going well at the moment but the odds are mounting against me Wish me luck
Lighthouse Posted 19 November, 2014 Posted 19 November, 2014 I've been wrestling with a pretty good 'flush' pun but he isn't playing poker. Shame.
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Author Posted 19 November, 2014 Well Ive been battling back and fourth, ultimately though it seems I have met a cease fire. Unfortunately its Zero boys Ive even tried a fart
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