I just opened a Christmas present

[Master Bates]

from my Uncle.

 

 

It was a box of rice.

 

Cheers Uncle Ben

[SNSUN]

i got an egg, a pair of stockings and a box of tampons. Goddamn senile grandmother.

[St Landrew]

I got a presentation bottle of Rose Cava.

 

I don't like champers, and I don't like Rose wine. The person that knows me well, knows this too. That took skill to get it so wrong.

[Baj]

I got peace on earth, fancy that!

[EastleighSoulBoy]

I got a presentation bottle of Rose Cava.

 

I don't like champers, and I don't like Rose wine. The person that knows me well, knows this too. That took skill to get it so wrong.

 

I got a picture of some slapper in a Santa outfit licking her thruppenies.

 

I'll not get that next year.

[skintsaint]

I got aids for xmas

[Baj]

I got aids for xmas

 

the good type or bad?

[Thedelldays]

I got aids for xmas

best prezzie yet IMO

[mack rill]

I got to peace on earth, fancy that!

 

:shock: Baj;

[Saint in Paradise]

I got a presentation bottle of Rose Cava.

 

I don't like champers, and I don't like Rose wine. The person that knows me well, knows this too. That took skill to get it so wrong.

 

 

From your ex wife ??

[St Landrew]

From your ex wife ??

 

No. Funnily enough, she used to get the presents just right.

[SNSUN]

I ended up with £500 from my mum. I have an outstanding rent bill with her from before I moved out which is £500. I was tempted to hand it straight over but, as I didn't get one this Christmas, I'll be getting a PS3 and the rent will be forgotten for another year.

[dubai_phil]

I got a hangover for Christmas

[hamster]

I got one of those automatic adjustable wenches, it is what i wanted, i am happy.

 

I will also be going to see Fleetwood Back, smelling David Beckham.