Deano6 Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 In candy stripe shirt the Spiderman comes Softly through the shadow of the evenin' sun Stealin' the ball off the blissfully dead Looking for the victim shivering in bed Searchin' out fear in the gathering dark And suddenly a movement in the middle of the park And there is nothing you can do when you realize with fright That the Spiderman is having you for dinner tonight
The9 Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 The "Morgan song problem" being that we've only got two of them for him already?
Danish Saint Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 "Spiderman is having you for dinner"... should be enough :-)
richard Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 It's good, and I like it. Swap "Looking for the victim shivering in bed" for "Scoring a goal with his feet or his head" Wait, has he ever scored with his head?
Saint_clark Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 It's good, and I like it. Swap "Looking for the victim shivering in bed" for "Scoring a goal with his feet or his head" Wait, has he ever scored with his head? Yep, at home to swansea. Stooped to head it up and over the keeper, great technique.
cellone Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 Good effort Deano. I like well thought out song that are unlikely to be used. Pay my respects to Alan Pardew. Send my condolences to Poch. Give my regards to Nigel Adkins He did the best he could, non stop. And as for Ronald Koeman. You made the team that I now know. Something, something. Cos here we go. Are we Koeman's. Or some old chancers. Our defence is vital, our mid field is bold. And our forwards are fierce. And looking for an answer. Are we Koeman's or some old chancer's.
Bearsy Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 Who's the greatest chief exec the world has ever seen? L-E-S-L-I-E-R-E-E-D-E Leslie Reede! (Ralph Krueger!) Leslie Reede! (Ralph Krueger!) They don't care that we can't spell OI OI OI! Edit: This is mickey mouse song pls
cellone Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 Who's the greatest chief exec the world has ever seen? L-E-S-L-I-E-R-E-E-D-E Leslie Reede! (Ralph Krueger!) Leslie Reede! (Ralph Krueger!) They don't care that we can't spell OI OI OI! Edit: This is mickey mouse song pls Try a bit harder. I know you've got it in you.
Bearsy Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 it was a v.troublesome composition, Les Reed needs more letters in his stupid name ffs
Goatboy Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 it was a v.troublesome composition, Les Reed needs more letters in his stupid name ffs Just do more e's.
Goatboy Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 Les Marseillais, FFS. Is that his middle name?
cellone Posted 4 November, 2014 Posted 4 November, 2014 Les Marseillais, FFS. Would that be enough letters Bear?
Deano6 Posted 5 November, 2014 Author Posted 5 November, 2014 The "Morgan song problem" being that we've only got two of them for him already? The problem is that they're sh!t. Unlike this one, which is boss. Remember he only decided to play for us at the start of the season because we sang him a song. “So I started training, I took pleasure in touch the ball, I really needed to play football, and I was made to play against Liverpool. At Anfield, all fans of Southampton applauded me and my name was chanted. It has warmed my heart. I knew then that I would spend the season at Southampton.” Link It's good, and I like it. Swap "Looking for the victim shivering in bed" for "Scoring a goal with his feet or his head" Wait, has he ever scored with his head? At home v Hull, 4-1: Good effort Deano. I like well thought out song that are unlikely to be used. Pay my respects to Alan Pardew. Send my condolences to Poch. Give my regards to Nigel Adkins He did the best he could, non stop. And as for Ronald Koeman. You made the team that I now know. Something, something. Cos here we go. Are we Koeman's. Or some old chancers. Our defence is vital, our mid field is bold. And our forwards are fierce. And looking for an answer. Are we Koeman's or some old chancer's. Just do more e's. I think he's done quite enough!
hypochondriac Posted 5 November, 2014 Posted 5 November, 2014 Schniederlin, Schniederlin makes a tackle and then we win Scores a goal makes a pass Schniederlin is f*cking class Look out its Morgan Schniederlin.
The9 Posted 5 November, 2014 Posted 5 November, 2014 The problem is that they're sh!t. Unlike this one, which is boss. Remember he only decided to play for us at the start of the season because we sang him a song. “So I started training, I took pleasure in touch the ball, I really needed to play football, and I was made to play against Liverpool. At Anfield, all fans of Southampton applauded me and my name was chanted. It has warmed my heart. I knew then that I would spend the season at Southampton.” Sooooo, the current songs are so "sh!t" that they actually persuaded Schneiderlin to stay (your evidence) and therefore we need different songs for him? Are you running Portsmouth FC?
Saintgaz Posted 5 November, 2014 Posted 5 November, 2014 Simple, to the tune of the French national anthem like United did with Ooh ahh Cantona, simply sing his name: Morgan, Morgan, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin
Ekelund24 Posted 5 November, 2014 Posted 5 November, 2014 To the tune of Knee's up Mother Brown: Mor-gan Schneid-er-lin Mor-gan Schneid-er-lin Up the table we must go Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh If he sees you running He'll take legs right out Mor-gan, Mor-gan Nearly born a German Mor-gan Schneid-er-lin Oh my, what a rotten song What a rotten song What a rotten song Oh my, what a rotten song And what a rotten singer Too-oo-ooh
Essruu Posted 5 November, 2014 Posted 5 November, 2014 Simple, to the tune of the French national anthem like United did with Ooh ahh Cantona, simply sing his name: Morgan, Morgan, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin I've been saying this for months and months (also, see post #12 above.) It's so obvious, relevant to his nationality, and singable loudly. Unfortunately, there is not much scope for The Northam to clap along like seals, bash the backboards and speed it up to 240 beats per minute, though; so, it's unlikely to catch on there.
Deano6 Posted 5 November, 2014 Author Posted 5 November, 2014 Sooooo, the current songs are so "sh!t" that they actually persuaded Schneiderlin to stay (your evidence) and therefore we need different songs for him? Are you running Portsmouth FC? Mods - can we remove this guy? His negativity is bringing down my otherwise delightful thread.
Deano6 Posted 9 November, 2014 Author Posted 9 November, 2014 This song sounded great yesterday!! Really glad it got off the ground (so many don't). I never really knew how new songs get started before, but was very proud to hear it being belted out on the terraces - and it looked like Morgs really appreciated it too! Be great to hear it being rolled out now at Villa Park, where our rowdy away support should see it really catching on!
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