Happy Christmas

[swannymere]

You horrible, horrible ****s

[St Landrew]

Woke up this morning with a scratchy and dry throat, flooding nose, a temperature and a few shivers. I had an emergency call out to a particular charity's offices the day before yesterday. I've always suspected their air-conditioning as an incubator of germs and viruses, and I'm pretty sure I've picked up something from there. I've been invited out for Christmas dinner, and that's off; and I've got a goose madly thawing away for guests tomorrow, and I'm going to have to put them off.

 

I think I'll just get quietly bladdered on whisky today instead. At least I won't feel as crap as I do now. Pay no attention if I come back on here and start talking bollix at some point [yes, I know - what's the difference from the usual]. Just remember that YOU are feeling fine.

[Johnny Shearer]

Woke up this morning with a scratchy and dry throat, flooding nose, a temperature and a few shivers.

 

Aye I've had something similar since monday, cycled through some fever yesterday and sweated it out with a hot toddy. Best possible time as well to get ill hey.

 

Anyhows - Merry Xmas All!