Twas the night before Christmas

[SNSUN]

Twas the night before christmas and all through the 'van, not a creature was stirring, not even a man.

 

When she woke with a start with a bang on the roof, was it pikeys or raiders, did it sound like a hoof?

 

Up she jumped with a start, had her straightners at arm, with intent to do pikeys some serious harm.

 

All at once with a bang did Pompeylass jump, hit her head on the ceiling, an almighty thump.

 

Not a chimney in sight did poor pompeylass have, she could blame only fortune,and her mum and her dad.

 

She burst out of the door and recieved such a fright, a tramp and his doberman were after a fight.

 

'Bugger off' said miss p-lass, 'i'm waiting for claus', as she fought off the enemy doberman's claws.

 

'Let me in' said the tramp with a voice o so faint, 'and i'll tell you why skates are much better than saints'.

 

But Miss P-Lass did mumble with words so unclear, it seemed like the tramp had offended her ear.

 

'I cannot believe that you called my team Skates, i will beat you and slap you and tell all my mates'.

 

All at once did the tramp and doberman flee, little known to Miss P-Lass that it was Scotty!

 

The moral of this story? I think that it's clear. Better to be a Saints fan that a Skate, my dear.

 

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[Jillyanne]

Brilliant, merry christmas one and all.