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What's not to like? Firstly there is already a thread on this.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?52241-Football-Focus-Interview-with-Saints-star

 

Secondly, typical woman frothing about his looks rather than his football ability. He's just a piece of meat to you isn't he, disgusting that you'll be perving all over him. Ruled by your fanny you women.

 

Locked and suitably infracted.

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Secondly, typical woman frothing about his looks rather than his football ability. He's just a piece of meat to you isn't he, disgusting that you'll be perving all over him. Ruled by your fanny you women.

 

Locked and suitably infracted.

 

Well at least she was saying nice things rather than wanting to "ruin him".

 

And at least it's relevant to Southampton rather than countdown presenters or porno nuns.

 

This place would benefit from more women.... They'd be a lot less bloody hysterical I'll bet. :)

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Lunchtime.

 

My god he's drop dead gorgeous, isn't he :adore: Amazing hair and eyelashes AND good at dancing too apparently.

 

What's not to like :)

 

Good point about his hair... It looks like it's moulded to his head... It's impossibly perfect even when he leaves the pitch.

 

And unlike Osvaldo, he's not fiddling with it every two seconds, which is probably why he's one hundred times the footballer Ossi will ever be.

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Well at least she was saying nice things rather than wanting to "ruin him".

 

And at least it's relevant to Southampton rather than countdown presenters or porno nuns.

 

This place would benefit from more women.... They'd be a lot less bloody hysterical I'll bet. :)

 

I'm not sure it would Lou. Imagine the meltdowns on the match threads if losing coincided with time of the month. You'd have women trying to make football chants out of Take That songs, not forgetting the amount of times you'd end up repeating the offside rule whenever a debatable decision was made. They might be useful on the annual next seasons kit thread though.

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Could it be Tadic now? now? And Mane's really fast!

Could this be the Tadic, at last?

Pelle I want you come, come, come into my arms

Let me feel the wonder of all of you

Could it be Tadic now?

 

And repeat x5 clap clap clap

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I'm not sure it would Lou. Imagine the meltdowns on the match threads if losing coincided with time of the month. You'd have women trying to make football chants out of Take That songs, not forgetting the amount of times you'd end up repeating the offside rule whenever a debatable decision was made. They might be useful on the annual next seasons kit thread though.

 

According to your theory there must be more women on here than we realise...

 

CBFry with permanent PMT

Art's yellow submarine song

Saxon's obsession with last year's kit

Red's need for offside rule education

Bearsy, in general

Glasgow's neediness

Turk's attention seeking.

 

It's like a messed up Little Britain sketch...

Posted
Could it be Tadic now? now? And Mane's really fast!

Could this be the Tadic, at last?

Pelle I want you come, come, come into my arms

Let me feel the wonder of all of you

Could it be Tadic now?

 

And repeat x5 clap clap clap

 

Brilliant !! Make this happen!

Posted
According to your theory there must be more women on here than we realise...

 

CBFry with permanent PMT

Art's yellow submarine song

Saxon's obsession with last year's kit

Red's need for offside rule education

Bearsy, in general

Glasgow's neediness

Turk's attention seeking.

 

It's like a messed up Little Britain sketch...

 

Image all those things but all in one poster and dozens of them on here! Now you get my point, right? Let's keep the off.

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I wish we could have our Italian Stalin back at Feyenoord

 

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Care to trade him for our current striker Colin Kazim-Richards?

 

No thank you.

 

But thanks for asking anyway.

 

And sorry you've ended up with him. I think he played for Brighton some years ago, and was pretty crap there if I remember correctly.

Posted
According to your theory there must be more women on here than we realise...

 

CBFry with permanent PMT

Art's yellow submarine song

Saxon's obsession with last year's kit

Red's need for offside rule education

Bearsy, in general

Glasgow's neediness

Turk's attention seeking.

 

It's like a messed up Little Britain sketch...

 

One thread asking about trying to find something and I'm obsessed am I? :lol: and a woman! brilliant. :mcinnes:

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One thread asking about trying to find something and I'm obsessed am I? :lol: and a woman! brilliant. :mcinnes:

 

It came as a shock to me too, Saxon, to be thus gelded :( I like to imagine I infest the forum with a raw sexual masculinity!

 

Edit: Show us ur tits. Pls.

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It came as a shock to me too, Saxon, to be thus gelded :( I like to imagine I infest the forum with a raw sexual masculinity!

 

Edit: Show us ur tits. Pls.

 

I actually have a bit of a deformity so I have a third tit... :(

 

bluetits_2712238b.jpg

 

Little bastard always getting in the way...

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Annoyed I can't watch it on the iplayer.. Assume it's some absurd rights issue.

 

Anyone know where this can been seen unofficially? The misses wants to see it too!!

Posted
Annoyed I can't watch it on the iplayer.. Assume it's some absurd rights issue.

 

They aren't allowed to put it on iPlayer as they have been warned by Gideon Osborne that there would be a huge impact on the economy with people watching it and having a fiddle with themselves at work. Economists have estimated it could cost the UK as much as £25bn, not to mention that the UK supplies of toilet paper could become almost entirely depleted.

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