MickeyAggy Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Hi all, We need a decent new chant for Koeman. This is what me and some mates are gonna trial on Saturday, let me know your thoughts! It's to the tune of 'We do ron ron' (from old school Mcdonalds adverts) or to Crystals - da da ron ron (the original song that was based on): We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron We bought an Italian that scores a tonne we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron Yeahhh having Koeman is great Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON!
Saint Lindford Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Why not!! Looking forward to tomorrow, meeting up with an old Navy mate who is a Hull fan before the game for a beer or 2. Hope the sun shines and 3 points to take home. COYRs
Pamplemousse Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Doesn't contain a whole bunch of clapping or references to hating Pompey so it won't get the Turkish seal of approval.
the_emu Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 The Italian line feels a bit clunkey but all in all a great effort... Two verses, can we dot it? Worth a shot
ericofarabia Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 It might work for squeaky voiced geeks whose b*ll*cks haven't dropped yet, but for a beered up hairy ar$ed football fan, not a friggin chance. FACT
Dan Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 I like it, but it sounds far to complicated for our mongs.
Bucks Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 It might work for squeaky voiced geeks whose b*ll*cks haven't dropped yet, but for a beered up hairy ar$ed football fan, not a friggin chance. FACT Pretty sure there are other types of fan these days. Women, for example. Though some of those fit your latter category
Dellman Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Give it a go, it escapes the obsession with Pompey and my kids can join in without embarrassing swearing
John Boy Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Why not!! Looking forward to tomorrow, meeting up with an old Navy mate who is a Hull fan before the game for a beer or 2. Hope the sun shines and 3 points to take home. COYRs ......... oooooh you and me could practice it in the car driving up there!!
LGTL Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Do we sing it at 1000mph and clap every half second? If not our idiotic support won't like it.
Wurzel Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Do we sing it at 1000mph and clap every half second? If not our idiotic support won't like it. The "Northam" remix [video=youtube_share;4NORgkNsgO8]
jasonb Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Hi all, We need a decent new chant for Koeman. This is what me and some mates are gonna trial on Saturday, let me know your thoughts! It's to the tune of 'We do ron ron' (from old school Mcdonalds adverts) or to Crystals - da da ron ron (the original song that was based on): We pass the ball around the pitch fun we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron We bought Graziano who's Italian we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron Yeahhh having Koeman is great Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON! Fixed that difficult third line for you. EDIT: and the first line sings better with a couple of words taken out... You're welcome
VectisSaint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Fixed that difficult third line for you. EDIT: and the first line sings better with a couple of words taken out... You're welcome Seems to have made things much worse, the first line no longer makes any sense and the 3rd line only scans if you have a speech impediment. The 7th line could be changed to "Yeahh and his brother's his mate" (rhymes better and has slight overtones of amusement, but nothing too embarrassing)
CWD Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Like it. I had a thought for a new one for Graziano, to the tune of Yellow Submarine: We all sing for the Pelle goal machine, the Pelle goal machine, the Pelle goal machine. We all sing... Etc.
teenagegsaint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Prefer the 'Allez Allez Allez oh' suggestion.
Turkish Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 We all hate the Pompey scum we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron We got Peter Crouch sent off and he scored none we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron Yeahhh Koeman hates the skates Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint he hates the pompey scum, you do Ron Ron
Maggie May Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 I long for the day there is a song to the tune of Round the Twist.
red&white56 Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 We all hate the Pompey scum we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron We got Peter Crouch sent off and he scored none we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron Yeahhh Koeman hates the skates Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint he hates the pompey scum, you do Ron Ron This could be the version that wins - it ticks all the boxes!
Toomer Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 (edited) Why can't we sign a player by the name of Brown then we can have a good old Knees up Muvver Brown. Edited 31 October, 2014 by Toomer
Ohio Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 It might work for squeaky voiced geeks whose b*ll*cks haven't dropped yet, but for a beered up hairy ar$ed football fan, not a friggin chance. FACT You know how when you read something and your brain gives it a "voice" in your mind? Well, yeah, my head voice was all high pitched and girly as it was singing that. Just in case others don't have the head voices, I suppose I should have had some sort of disclaimer prepared.
ART Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone" Been working on a song for Morgan based on "Yellow Submarine" From Alsace he came to play. At St Mary's he leads the way. Spiderman's our hero,he's strong and brave. Plays for la France he's all the rave. We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin
Ohio Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone" It may not be "haunting".........But I think our Anthem is already established, and only open to variations. Never heard of OWTS?
Ludwig Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Fixed that difficult third line for you. EDIT: and the first line sings better with a couple of words taken out... You're welcome That's made it worse. If you like to go around making half decent things worse, you should become a politician and get paid for it.
Plastic Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 It may not be "haunting".........But I think our Anthem is already established, and only open to variations. Never heard of OWTS? Good idea, rework owts... We love Koeman, We love Koeman, And we are scoring goals for fun, And you know that we're Southampton, Cause Pellé has just scored one Substitute Pelle for whoever scores. Game on
VectisSaint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Good idea, rework owts... We love Koeman, We love Koeman, And we are scoring goals for fun, And you know that we're Southampton, Cause Pellé has just scored one Substitute Pelle for whoever scores. Game on Would be a problem if Alderweireld scores. Also Own Goal would be a bit odd and get tedious if we sing it too much.
Ohio Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Good idea, rework owts... We love Koeman, We love Koeman, And we are scoring goals for fun, And you know that we're Southampton, Cause Pellé has just scored one Substitute Pelle for whoever scores. Game on I think I accidentally hit gold with a flippant remark. A rework along those lines would work!
Plastic Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 (edited) Would be a problem if Alderweireld scores. Also Own Goal would be a bit odd and get tedious if we sing it too much. Few syllables to swap / remove there... Cause Al-der-weireld has just scored one Be-cause cork has just scored one Cause wan-ya-ma just scored one Thought you could have worked that out? Edited 31 October, 2014 by Plastic
yellow&blue Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 How about this amendment? We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron And Graziano Pelle can score a tonne we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron Yeahhh having Koeman is great Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON!
norwaysaint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone" Been working on a song for Morgan based on "Yellow Submarine" From Alsace he came to play. At St Mary's he leads the way. Spiderman's our hero,he's strong and brave. Plays for la France he's all the rave. We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin I'll be very disappointed if everybody isn't singing this at the hull match.
Danger Mouse Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 I would change the "Italian" line to... We bought a man called Pelle and he scores a tonne
Jimbo Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron We bought an Italian that scores a tonne we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron Yeahhh having Koeman is great Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON! Good work
Charlie Wayman Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Hi all, We need a decent new chant for Koeman. This is what me and some mates are gonna trial on Saturday, let me know your thoughts! It's to the tune of 'We do ron ron' (from old school Mcdonalds adverts) or to Crystals - da da ron ron (the original song that was based on): We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron We bought an Italian that scores a tonne we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron Yeahhh having Koeman is great Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON! Great reminder to take my ear plugs. Are you deliberately trying to make us all sound like brain dead morons?
John Boy Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Why can't we sign a player by the name of Brown then we can have a good old Knees up Muvver Brown. That is a blast from the past on the Milton Road terrace.
CB Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Great reminder to take my ear plugs. Are you deliberately trying to make us all sound like brain dead morons? If you take two giant foam hands, you could put your fingers in your ears. Turkish would approve.
VectisSaint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Few syllables to swap / remove there... Cause Al-der-weireld has just scored one Be-cause cork has just scored one Cause wan-ya-ma just scored one Thought you could have worked that out? Would just sing "Toby".
jasonb Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 That's made it worse. If you like to go around making half decent things worse, you should become a politician and get paid for it. Don't worry. I've been and already got my coat!
VectisSaint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 If you take two giant foam hands, you could put your fingers in your ears. Turkish would approve. Wear a Santa hat as well, for Turkish' sake.
ericofarabia Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 You know how when you read something and your brain gives it a "voice" in your mind? Well, yeah, my head voice was all high pitched and girly as it was singing that. Just in case others don't have the head voices, I suppose I should have had some sort of disclaimer prepared. I trust you meant the Original Post, not my comment :-) And YES, I had the same Voices in The Head high pitched voice singing it to me - hence my post!! We have so much in common - should it be me or you that has most reason to be worried!!
Saint_clark Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone" Been working on a song for Morgan based on "Yellow Submarine" From Alsace he came to play. At St Mary's he leads the way. Spiderman's our hero,he's strong and brave. Plays for la France he's all the rave. We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin There isn't enough syllables in "we all love morgan schneiderlin" for it to fit.
the_emu Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 We sold all our dregs and made a tonne we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron But now we've got Pelle and we march on we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron Yeahhh having Koeman is great Yeahhh we can even score eight Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOO
ART Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 (edited) There isn't enough syllables in "we all love morgan schneiderlin" for it to fit. Fits fine. "We all love.....Morgan Schnei der lin, Morgan Schnei der lin, Morgan Schnei der lin, as We all live......In a Yellow Sub ma rine Yellow Sub ma rine Yellow Sub ma rine Edited 31 October, 2014 by ART
James Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Great reminder to take my ear plugs. Are you deliberately trying to make us all sound like brain dead morons? To be fair, its a hell of a lot better than 'Where's all our players gone?' which is: a) embarrassing and b) doesn't even make sense. It's about time we had some creative chants.
Steel City Saint Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 Surely the chant for Koeman is a reworking of I'm the leader of the gang (if we're allowed GG songs) Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man Koe-man Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man Koe-man, I SAY! You can repeat that building the speed as you like. If you want to add another verse then... He's the leader, he's the leader, he's the leader of the Saints our Ron He's the leader, he's the leader, he's the leader of the Saints our Ron I don't think there's any need for any more, would get silly and probably forgotten anyway. Few words, easy to remember, keep repeating and get faster...perfect?
Turkish Posted 31 October, 2014 Posted 31 October, 2014 One Ronald Koeman clap clap clap Ronald koeman a red and white army, clap clap clap He manages to the left he manages to the right Ronald Koeman, makes Andy Alford look ****e This is now it feels to be Pompey, this is how it feels to be poor You signed Alford we sign super Ronnie, super Ronnie, super Ronnie Koeman woooh ooh He used to be Valencia's boss He thinks Pompey are toss Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman He came from holland And he like Edam Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman He likes to wear clogs, thinks girls from pompey are dogs Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman He don't live in windmill thinks Pompey smell Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman He likes a joint or two, thinks pomey are poo Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman Clap clap clap clap clap. :lol:
Coxford_lou Posted 1 November, 2014 Posted 1 November, 2014 I'll be very disappointed if everybody isn't singing this at the hull match. Oh my lord this made me laugh so much!
scotty Posted 1 November, 2014 Posted 1 November, 2014 The problem for me here is any time I hear that song, I can only ever think of this. from about 1:30 in
SNOWY Posted 1 November, 2014 Posted 1 November, 2014 My effort:- We love Ronald Koeman so we sing this song Da Do Ron Koeman Da Do Ron Ron With Ronald and his brother we just cant go wrong Da Do Ron Koeman Da Do Ron Ron
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