Johnny Bognor Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Ground breaking news: Exit polls in Chichester suggest that J-CRAP registered its first ever vote in a general election, coming 9th behind spoilt ballots. This is a massive percentage increase on the 2010 election and is therefore a very successful evening for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Didnt Thatcher win her second election despite the polls indicating Labour under Kinnock. The post mortem decided that people were embarrassed to admit to a pollster that they had voted for her. Maybe there is an element of that this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 One nil to Labour. They just need to park the bus for the next seven hours now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 1-0 I'm off to bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Hardly a surprise but 791 for LD. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 One nil to Labour. They just need to park the bus for the next seven hours now. If only it were that easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Personally I believe Ed was genuine when he said he'd never form a coalition with the SNP so I expect 5 more years of the moon faced ***t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 UKIP up 19%. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 **** me that's a terrible suit the Sunderland Tory candidate is wearing. I thought he might have been a candidate for one of the joke parties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 One nil to Labour. They just need to park the bus for the next seven hours now. Ed "Jose" Miliband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 It hurts to read that! Yeah, sorry, I'm writing on my phone and my sentence structure seems to go to **** when I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 David Miliband on his way back? Should have been him all along... Urgh, a Tory Tony, Blair-lite clone. No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 UKIP up 19%. Jesus. Protest vote a la European elections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Urgh, a Tory Tony, Blair-lite clone. No thanks. Well, enjoy opposition then, Jonnyboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 One nil to Labour. They just need to park the bus for the next seven hours now. Lol. Funniest moment of the evening so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Urgh, a Tory Tony, Blair-lite clone. No thanks. Disagree. Ive met him through work , very clever conviction politician, not just an operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Disagree. Ive met him through work , very clever conviction politician, not just an operator. He is very respected on the world stage. People need to get over the 'Blair' obsession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Ed Balls lost his seat??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Rumour going round that Ed Balls may have lost his seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Torys think theyve beaten Ed Balls apparently. Barely heard a peep out of him in months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Balls out. There's your story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Well, enjoy opposition then, Jonnyboy. That's my life's destiny baby, my destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 He is very respected on the world stage. People need to get over the 'Blair' obsession. I'd be more tempted to vote for DM, his views are far more aligned to mine than Ed's, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 If Ed has lost his seat it's not been a bad evening for Labour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 I'd be more tempted to vote for DM, his views are far more aligned to mine than Ed's, that's for sure. For example? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Balls out. There's your story. Front page of the Sun without doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 If Ed has lost his seat it's not been a bad evening for Labour! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Get over it Paddy Ashdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Can't help but think the Balls out story is the Tories making mischief. Funny as **** if it's true though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Ive remembered why I cant stand Michael Gove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Ive remembered why I cant stand Michael Gove. You forgot all 137 reasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Anyone doing an all nighter? Working a nightshift til 6am, so I'll be keeping up with it on Twitter. I'll be amazed if it's a Conservative win by that much, but I can hope. With any luck that Exit Poll is being generous to UKIP and the Greens and they end up with nothing, Mickey Mouse political parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 UKIP up 19%. Jesus. Said it would happen, and that they'd get some of Labour's vote too. I wonder how much they'll grab from other parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Anyone doing an all nighter? Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Loving the DIY graphics on BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 If Ed has lost his seat it's not been a bad evening for Labour! Good point. Ed is the best weapon the Conservatives have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Paul Merson always said 2-0 is a dangerous scoreline. Watch this space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Me Most impressive. Coffee or red bull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Terrible night for Labour and the LibDems if the exit polls are accurate. Also suggests that the opinion polls, including Lord Ashcroft's aren't worth the paper their written on. I think Ed Milliband performed better than a lot of people thought during the campaign. But if they end up with less seats, then he'll be out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 57% turnout in Sunderland, the same as 2010. Is that percentage the norm? Disgraceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Thanet not declared until 6 am? FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Most impressive. Coffee or red bull? Coffee for the moment... and background football manager. That said, I've to mute the TV as Natalie Bennett's voice is causing my ears to start to bleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Bob Dylan is a Tory candidate now, I thought he was an artist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 (edited) anyone seen the Taiwanese election video on Facebook? Edited 7 May, 2015 by Jonnyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 What a gimp taking selfies in a pink T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 What a gimp taking selfies in a pink T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 @IDS_MP on twitter, gets so many bites from non-Tory voters who don't realise it's a spoof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 7 May, 2015 Share Posted 7 May, 2015 Fair play to Ed Balls fronting up on the BBC with the rumours swirling around . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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