TopGun Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 0-0 - bore draw 1-0 - sneaky win 2-0 - comfortable win 3-0 - excellent win 4-0 - thrashing 5-0 6-0 7-0 8-0 Fill in the gaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Well! here in the land down under, 7 news described it as a thrashing, I'd call it a beasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 5-0 is a nipple twisting. I suppose 8-0 would be a lot more painful than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffy Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 8-0 = spanking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefoggy Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Demolition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Humiliation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Demolition Nah, I'm pretty sure 8-0 involves someone's rectum and a largish inanimate object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimatt Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 8-0 is a pantsing, like in 8-ball where you drop your pants and run around the table if you lose without sinking one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 you have to spell it out every time you mention it was 8 (eight) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 The OS described it as a drubbing. I looked up the word online, and it says that a drubbing is the insertion of a largish inanimate object into someone's rectum. The word comes from the incident called "The Drubbing of the Turks" Where the Turkish army were drubbed by the army of Drubai in retaliation for "The Turking of the Drubs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 I thought it was "tearing them a new one" I swear that's what Dave Merrington said on Solent yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezz Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Definitely a cotton bud down the jap's eye, 8-0 is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so22saint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 a humping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 0-0 - bore draw 1-0 - sneaky win 2-0 - comfortable win 3-0 - convincing win 4-0 - excellent win 5-0 - thrashing 6-0 - rout 7-0 - annihilation 8-0 - LOVELY JUBBLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 http://www.thefreedictionary.com/walkover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musesaint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Jizztastic ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 A mackam bashing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Womping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Definitely a cotton bud down the jap's eye, 8-0 is Nothing, had a camera down mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ron fan Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 "Total football" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 The Apocalypse. Nothing too overstated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Whenever I see 'thrashing' in a headline, I expect at least 4-0, but it seems this has been downgraded to 3-0. I thought the appropriate cliche was humiliation (as stated above), but I see more 'Demolition' in the headlines (also, as above). Personally, I think humiliation is worse than demolition, so I would go with that. However, as we see the continual erosion of the power of cliche (have we got to 200% effort yet?), perhaps the correct level of hyperbole is annihilation (again, as above). I should think resident swots Bletch and Follwyd should contribute here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 A dry fisting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 a Ched Evans special? (too soon?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 a Ched Evans special? (too soon?) Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Mouse Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 8 - 0 = Gang rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 See if you can find words to distinguish these 2 results from Nigeria http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/nigeria/10197198/Plateau-United-Feeders-and-Police-Machine-players-banned-after-Nigerian-football-matches-end-79-0-and-67-0.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stockportsaint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 A multiple Arse-Buggering. This will probably get asterisked out heavily, so using rhymes - Pass-Muggering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo1976 Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 quality......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igsey Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 This is 8-0: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Annihileighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Humiliation Humili-eight-ion Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27978489?ocid=socialflow_twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 22 October, 2014 Share Posted 22 October, 2014 A Poshturing. From a comment on the radio saying it was like an entry in Victoria Beckham's diary: Ate nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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