Hatch Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2068406.ece Will Havant be the new Dallas? Oil has been 'found' under Leigh Park. LOL The firm believes millions of barrels of oil lie under the thousands of council-owned properties on the Leigh Park estate — nicknamed Chavsville and renowned as one of the most deprived areas in the South East.
hamster Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 "...jobless Gary Patterson, 31, said: “Are you saying that if I dig far down enough beneath my living room I’d strike oil? What is this, the effing Beverly Hillbillies? Maybe there’s diamond mines under the Lidl too.” **** me, can't think why he's jobless!!! Yes Gary, start digging mate.
Jillyanne Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 hamster said: "...jobless Gary Patterson, 31, said: “Are you saying that if I dig far down enough beneath my living room I’d strike oil? What is this, the effing Beverly Hillbillies? Maybe there’s diamond mines under the Lidl too.” **** me, can't think why he's jobless!!! Yes Gary, start digging mate. Lol.
Colinjb Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 hamster said: "...jobless Gary Patterson, 31, said: “Are you saying that if I dig far down enough beneath my living room I’d strike oil? What is this, the effing Beverly Hillbillies? Maybe there’s diamond mines under the Lidl too.” **** me, can't think why he's jobless!!! Yes Gary, start digging mate. At least shovel salesmen will have a happy new year.
Evil Monkey Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 Hatch said: The firm believes millions of barrels of oil lie under the thousands of council-owned properties on the Leigh Park estate — nicknamed Chavsville and renowned as one of the most deprived areas in the South East. How can they tell that the oil is already in barrels?
Rory Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 I know someone called Daniel Plainview who would be interested in setting up camp in Havant and draining its God forsaken landscape of its filthy riches.
Evil Monkey Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 Rory said: I know someone called Daniel Plainview who would be interested in setting up camp in Havant and draining its God forsaken landscape of its filthy riches. Are you not on your way home yet?
Rory Posted 24 December, 2008 Posted 24 December, 2008 No yet. Finishing work in half an hour for a beerski and then home WOOPAH WOOPAH!!
doublesaint Posted 25 December, 2008 Posted 25 December, 2008 Evil Monkey said: How can they tell that the oil is already in barrels? Everyone knows the dinosaurs put it in barrels for our future use, before they all died.
hamster Posted 26 December, 2008 Posted 26 December, 2008 Havant is full of dipsticks New postcode for Havant: PO9 GTX lol
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