Any Cheese Songs for Steve

[exit2]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/steven-caulker-arrested-wrongly-tesco-cheese-theft

[pap]

Guns N Roses - It's so easy.

 

It's so cheesy (cheesy, cheesy)

When you're getting your cheese for freebies, baby.

Edited 24 September, 2014 by pap
Better second line :)

[KingdomCome]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I do diss a brie?

It's Camembert world and the Edam seas -

Everybody's looking Stilton

[Lorne Malvo]

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[John Boy Saint]

I would have thought taking California Dreamin by the Mamas and Papas and swapping California with Philidelphia would have fitted the bill nicely!!

[pap]

I would have thought taking California Dreamin by the Mamas and Papas and swapping California with Philidelphia would have fitted the bill nicely!!

 

Yes, that's because you're a corporate whore, and probably say shít like "If Carlsberg did..." regularly in conversation. I hope Kraft have paid you your blood money

[Fozzybear]

How about, to the tune 'Light my Fire' by The Doors:

 

Camembert Brie White Cheshire.

[Saint_Ash]

Who stole all the cheese?

Who stole all the cheese?

You fat bastard,

You fat bastard,

You stole all the cheese!

 

(Slow) Where’s your cheddar gone?

(Quick)Where’s yer cheddar gone?

 

etc

 

[John Boy Saint]

Yes, that's because you're a corporate whore, and probably say shít like "If Carlsberg did..." regularly in conversation. I hope Kraft have paid you your blood money

Cripes glad I saw the smiley face!!

 

Strangely I can't recall ever saying "If Carlsberg........" ............. "Simples" might sneak in occasionally.

 

Good job he didn't get his collar felt for lifting a pot of Foie Gras!!

Edited 24 September, 2014 by John Boy Saint
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[VectisSaint]

He's coming for you

He's coming for you

Felix Magath is coming for you