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One of the things that was certainly evident last night is that we definitely need some more songs.

 

We do, but not as much as Arsenal. Thay have, what 2? "Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal" and "1-0 to the Arsenal". Laughable.

 

Here's my effort. To the tune of Mistletoe & Wine everyone's favourite, by the not-at-all-involved-in-yewtree Cliff Richard

 

Southampton chime, Nathanial Clyne

Scoring goals from near the halfway line

He went to the Emirates and thumped one right in

And when he plays for England the Saints fans will sing

 

(Diclaimer - that is a joke. I do not expect, nor wish, anyone to be singing a song to that God-awful tune in St Mary's)

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Clyne, Clyne will tear you apart again!

 

Simple, effective, done.

 

"We are Southampton, we sing our own songs"

 

Apart from when we rip them off of other fans and just change a few words to make them ours.

Posted

To the tunes of the wheels on the bus

 

The defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, the defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne all day long

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He stands just over 5 ft 3 clyney, clyney

He'll take us to wemberly, clyney, clyney

He scores goals from 30 yards out

When he has a photo shoot he likes to pout

Nathaniel Clyne southamptons right

back machine

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A bit of Neil Diamond:

 

Nathaniel Clyne!

Oh, oh, oh.

He never seemed so good.

Nathaniel Clyne!

Oh, oh, oh.

But we always knew he could.

 

Suggestions for improvements welcome.

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Surely deserves his own song now.

 

To the tune of Fog on the Tyne:

 

Nathaniel Clyne is all mine all mine

Nathaniel Clyne is all mine

 

(worth watching if only for the vintage rapping performance from Gazza).

 

Go to go with that one. Was singing exactly that to myself last night, couldn't remember what the original was for the life of me.

Posted
"Because you're mine, NATHANIEL CLYNE"

 

i was quite interest in Jonny Cash after the movie come out + I listened to his albums & i like the folsom prison one best. He done a song called flushed from the bathroom of ur heart which was v.lols. I also like the one about anal sex. This is the things I know bout J.Cash!

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It would annoy the Palace fans if we used the tune of Glad All Over

 

You know that we love him

All of the time

He makes us happy

Nathaniel Clyne

 

And we're feeling

Glad all over

Yes, we're

Glad all over

Baby we're

Glad all over that we've got Clyne

Posted
To the tunes of the wheels on the bus

 

The defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, the defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne all day long

 

Made me laugh and would probably catch on.

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Oh Nathan Clyne, your so fine, you take the ball and blow our mind, hey Nathan!....

 

Oh Clyney you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind.....hey Clyney..... hey clyney

 

That's what I was going for!!!! :D

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In no way original, but....

 

To the tune of 'I love you baby'....

 

Nathaniel Clyne you are the love of my life,

Nathaniel Clyne I'd let you **** my wife,

Nathaniel Clyne, just believe when I say....

 

.

Posted
To the tunes of the wheels on the bus

 

The defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, the defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne all day long

 

I like this one, and you can add a second verse too:

 

He can score from 30 yards, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, he can score from 30 yards, Nathaniel Clyne, all day long.

Posted

The chorus of Alive by Pearl Jam is woefully underused by football fans.

 

The woooah ohh bit wound sound great, then just chuck Clyne's name in at the end. No words to remember, easy and powerful.

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Nathaniel clyne

Give him the ball early

He'll smash the ****er

And score a worldly

 

Or something along those lines.

 

Same as the boruc chant

 

Ok that's my mental age of seven coming up with that.

Posted
To the tune of Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs:

 

"Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel

 

...oh oh oh oh oh oooh"

 

Ruby and Nathaniel don't even have the same number of syllables.

 

Actually scrap that it has never stopped the Northam before, so you're probably on to a winner.

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To Ride on Time by Black Box (chorus at about 1:34)

 

 

Cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne

 

Lot's of freestyling could go on as well.

Posted

He keeps a close watch on the right hand side

He keeps his eyes wide open all the time

He'll even try to shoot from the half way line

Because he's fine...

NATHANIEL CLYNE!

Posted
To Ride on Time by Black Box (chorus at about 1:34)

 

 

Cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne

 

Lot's of freestyling could go on as well.

 

'Ride on Clyne' isnt going to get a lot of support

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