Turkish Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Yoshida woooohhh Yoshida wooohhhh He's better in the air Than a nakajima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 So long Many dont want you Now we've got two players they've never seen Unless they turn out crap In which case you've been great all along. tbh im not sure that scans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2014 So long Many dont want you Now we've got two players they've never seen Unless they turn out crap In which case you've been great all along. tbh im not sure that scans. Don't worry, just clap very quickly it'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Maya Yoshida Maya Yoshida We got him for a fee And he eats sushi Maya Yoshida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 ooooo Yoshida He's a defender He does martial arts He eats lots of sushi and he f**king hates pompey he throws a great party and he's good at karate (to the Balotelli tune, obviously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2014 ooooo Yoshida He's a defender He does martial arts He eats lots of sushi and he f**king hates pompey he throws a great party and he's good at karate (to the Balotelli tune, obviously) National stereotype, Manchester club song, anti Pompey reference and 10/10 fast clap potential. Its a yes from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2014 (edited) To the tune of Kung foo fighting... Everybody love Yoshida fighting (of the team of course, not literally like a thug) His tackles are fast as lighting It must be a little bit frighting For the other teams offensive lining.... Doesn't rhyme, doesn't make sense, americanism thrown in there, but we can clap all through it. 7/10. Edited 9 September, 2014 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 To the tune of Kung foo fighting... Everybody love Yoshida fighting (of the team of course, not literally like a thug) His tackles are fast as lighting It must be a little bit frighting For the other teams offensive lining.... Doesn't rhyme, doesn't make sense, americanism thrown in there, but we can clap all through it. 7/10. I can see it now, like demented seals ... jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 He hunts on the left He hunts on the right Maya Yoshida Kills dolphins on sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Maya Hee, Maya Hoo, Maya Haa Maya Yoshida (Repeat) You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Maya Hee, Maya Hoo, Maya Haa Maya Yoshida (Repeat) You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o :thumbup: you're getting there pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Surely it should be a haiku for Maya? Maya Yoshida Nicks the ball from the striker Chips it out of play. Not sure about a tune, but a bit of clapping will probably be all that's needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Maya Hee, Maya Hoo, Maya Haa Maya Yoshida (Repeat) You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o I like this. We could rename James Taylor's 'Fire and Rain' to 'Maya and Mane'. (Yes I realise that's not how Mane is pronounced.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Judging by the creative tide of this thread I think your missing a trick in that any song should be performed in what ever the singer deems to be a Japanese accent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S4INT Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Maya Hee, Maya Hoo, Maya Haa Maya Yoshida (Repeat) You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o xD superb - gets my vote Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toe_punt Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 Yoshida woooohhh Yoshida wooohhhh He's better in the air Than a nakajima Gawd....you and your bleedin' "songs for XXX". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andoru Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 To the tune of 'One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow' Two men from Japan Signed for Southampton But Chung has gone And Maya's on the bench now we've signed Florin P.S. I actually have nothing against Maya, and hoped Tadanari Lee would come good as well. Lived in Japan before. Will always have a soft spot for the Japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 Lived in Japan before. Will always have a soft spot for the Japanese. Did they make you have naked baths with your father-in-law? Friend of mine said he had to do it because it's a common custom over there, but I've always thought there is more to the story, if you know what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Rooney Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 Surely must be a way the old Jossies giants theme tune lyrics can be adapted but with Yoshi's giants in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 Yoshida woooohhh Yoshida wooohhhh He's better in the air Than a nakajima I'd recommend "you're shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and you know you are". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmonkey1979 Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 Being judged by his peers I see. Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 I'd recommend "you're shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and you know you are". Careful! The club might take to their official Facebook page to kerb the swearing ala Liverpool. http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/10/liverpool-post-cringeworthy-picture-on-instagram-in-bid-to-stop-fans-swearing-during-steven-gerrard-song-4862991/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 11 September, 2014 Share Posted 11 September, 2014 Careful! The club might take to their official Facebook page to kerb the swearing ala Liverpool. http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/10/liverpool-post-cringeworthy-picture-on-instagram-in-bid-to-stop-fans-swearing-during-steven-gerrard-song-4862991/ Yeah, that was weird and probably counterproductive. Also, I hope Matt Groening sues them for breach of copyright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2014 Share Posted 11 September, 2014 Did they make you have naked baths with your father-in-law? Friend of mine said he had to do it because it's a common custom over there, but I've always thought there is more to the story, if you know what I mean Think you are getting your life muddled up Bear. That happens in a lot in Defiance on SyFy Channel. Gotta be something based on Agadoo. That's a rank song and you can clap Yoshidaa daa daa Kick Lallana just for me Yoshidaa daa daa In front of Boruc who was free To the left to the right where the farks he going now Who gives a damn he's just a hoola memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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