Song for Yoshida

[Turkish]

Yoshida woooohhh

Yoshida wooohhhh

He's better in the air

Than a nakajima

[buctootim]

So long

Many dont want you

Now we've got two players they've never seen

Unless they turn out crap

In which case you've been great all along.

 

 

tbh im not sure that scans.

[Turkish]

So long

Many dont want you

Now we've got two players they've never seen

Unless they turn out crap

In which case you've been great all along.

 

 

tbh im not sure that scans.

 

Don't worry, just clap very quickly it'll be fine.

[Turkish]

Maya Yoshida

Maya Yoshida

We got him for a fee

And he eats sushi

Maya Yoshida

 

[Patrick Bateman]

ooooo Yoshida

He's a defender

He does martial arts

He eats lots of sushi

and he f**king hates pompey

he throws a great party

and he's good at karate

 

(to the Balotelli tune, obviously)

[Turkish]

ooooo Yoshida

He's a defender

He does martial arts

He eats lots of sushi

and he f**king hates pompey

he throws a great party

and he's good at karate

 

(to the Balotelli tune, obviously)

 

National stereotype, Manchester club song, anti Pompey reference and 10/10 fast clap potential. Its a yes from me.

[Turkish]

To the tune of Kung foo fighting...

 

Everybody love Yoshida fighting (of the team of course, not literally like a thug)

His tackles are fast as lighting

It must be a little bit frighting

For the other teams offensive lining....

 

Doesn't rhyme, doesn't make sense, americanism thrown in there, but we can clap all through it. 7/10.

Edited 9 September, 2014 by Turkish

[Patrick Bateman]

To the tune of Kung foo fighting...

 

Everybody love Yoshida fighting (of the team of course, not literally like a thug)

His tackles are fast as lighting

It must be a little bit frighting

For the other teams offensive lining....

 

Doesn't rhyme, doesn't make sense, americanism thrown in there, but we can clap all through it. 7/10.

 

I can see it now, like demented seals ... jesus.

[Goatboy]

He hunts on the left

He hunts on the right

Maya Yoshida

Kills dolphins on sight.

[Saint_clark]

Maya Hee,

Maya Hoo,

Maya Haa

Maya Yoshida

(Repeat)

You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

[Turkish]

Maya Hee,

Maya Hoo,

Maya Haa

Maya Yoshida

(Repeat)

You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

 

 

:thumbup: you're getting there pal.

[The Cat]

[Fowllyd]

Surely it should be a haiku for Maya?

 

Maya Yoshida

Nicks the ball from the striker

Chips it out of play.

 

Not sure about a tune, but a bit of clapping will probably be all that's needed.

[SNSUN]

Maya Hee,

Maya Hoo,

Maya Haa

Maya Yoshida

(Repeat)

You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

 

I like this.

 

We could rename James Taylor's 'Fire and Rain' to 'Maya and Mane'. (Yes I realise that's not how Mane is pronounced.)

[cellone]

Judging by the creative tide of this thread I think your missing a trick in that any song should be performed in what ever the singer deems to be a Japanese accent!

[S4INT]

Maya Hee,

Maya Hoo,

Maya Haa

Maya Yoshida

(Repeat)

You can even do the arm movements for extra lolage. I know Turkish would appreciate gimpishness of that level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

 

xD superb - gets my vote

 

 

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[toe_punt]

Yoshida woooohhh

Yoshida wooohhhh

He's better in the air

Than a nakajima

 

Gawd....you and your bleedin' "songs for XXX".

[andoru]

To the tune of 'One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow'

Two men from Japan

Signed for Southampton

But Chung has gone

And Maya's on

the bench now we've signed Florin

 

P.S. I actually have nothing against Maya, and hoped Tadanari Lee would come good as well. Lived in Japan before. Will always have a soft spot for the Japanese.

[Bearsy]

Lived in Japan before. Will always have a soft spot for the Japanese.

 

Did they make you have naked baths with your father-in-law? Friend of mine said he had to do it because it's a common custom over there, but I've always thought there is more to the story, if you know what I mean

[Ed Rooney]

Surely must be a way the old Jossies giants theme tune lyrics can be adapted but with Yoshi's giants in there

[The9]

Yoshida woooohhh

Yoshida wooohhhh

He's better in the air

Than a nakajima

 

I'd recommend "you're shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and you know you are".

[saintmonkey1979]

Being judged by his peers I see. Oh...

[jawillwill]

I'd recommend "you're shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and you know you are".

Careful! The club might take to their official Facebook page to kerb the swearing ala Liverpool.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/10/liverpool-post-cringeworthy-picture-on-instagram-in-bid-to-stop-fans-swearing-during-steven-gerrard-song-4862991/

[The9]

Careful! The club might take to their official Facebook page to kerb the swearing ala Liverpool.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/10/liverpool-post-cringeworthy-picture-on-instagram-in-bid-to-stop-fans-swearing-during-steven-gerrard-song-4862991/

 

Yeah, that was weird and probably counterproductive. Also, I hope Matt Groening sues them for breach of copyright.

[dubai_phil]

Did they make you have naked baths with your father-in-law? Friend of mine said he had to do it because it's a common custom over there, but I've always thought there is more to the story, if you know what I mean

 

Think you are getting your life muddled up Bear.

 

That happens in a lot in Defiance on SyFy Channel.

 

 

Gotta be something based on Agadoo. That's a rank song and you can clap

 

Yoshidaa daa daa

Kick Lallana just for me

Yoshidaa daa daa

In front of Boruc who was free

 

To the left to the right where the farks he going now

Who gives a damn he's just a hoola memory