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Song for Toby Allderweild


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We're f* cked here lads, most people can't even type it or say it let alone find a song to go with it. Been racking my brains trying to think of one so Perhaps we could revert to type in this situation and completely mispronounce his name (see Brett Ormerod and Jose Fonte) to make a song fit. I'm going to suggest we pronounce his name Toby Allderwood to makes things easier, I've also got a song that fits this lovely...

 

To the tune of the animals don't let me be misunderstood

 

I'm just a player whose intentions are good

That's why they call me Tony Allderwood.

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I think this would work:

 

We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands,

 

repeated indefinitely to the classic football tune of

He's got the whole world in his hands

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How about

 

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Ev'ry morning you greet me

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??....................

 

I will get my coat

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You're just too good Toby true,

they just can't get past you,

you've got one hell of a touch,

And we hate lovren so much,

at long last you've arrived,

And we hope lovren dies

You're just too good Toby true

Can't get the ball past you

Do do do....etc

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I think this would work:

 

We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands,

 

repeated indefinitely to the classic football tune of

He's got the whole world in his hands

 

Like

You chaps not seeing an obvious problem here?

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How about

 

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Ev'ry morning you greet me

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??....................

 

I will get my coat

 

Change 'homeland to Southampton' and it sounds much better.

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Tony alderwoood FFS

 

Maybe we can ask him to change it? I mean, To-bi-as Al-der-wei-reld is up there with James Mi-chael Ed-ward Ward-Prowse for being ridiculously difficult to get into a song.

 

Though obviously we don't need all of JWP's name and there's always the Neil Shipperley song to try and shoehorn someone with a lot of syllables into.

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How about

 

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Ev'ry morning you greet me

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??....................

 

I will get my coat

 

Needs a hell of a lot of work but Aidlewiess is the obvious song choice and would be truly individual.

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How about

 

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Ev'ry morning you greet me

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

Small and white

Clean and bright

You look happy to meet me

 

Blossom of snow

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Alderweireld, Alderweireld

Bless my homeland forever

 

look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??....................

 

I will get my coat

 

very nice:D... except Toby is Belgian ....and the song refers to Austria.....

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