Aziz Yebda Posted 18 August, 2014 Posted 18 August, 2014 Mine is this bad boy Played by Rev Aziz Yebda II. This organ can throw out some pretty epic chords and scales, the B Minor scale is its specialty. What is your favourite organ, and why?
trousers Posted 18 August, 2014 Posted 18 August, 2014 The duodenum. Most underated component of the gastrointestinal tract
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 August, 2014 Posted 18 August, 2014 Just like when bear told us about the rihana like pro and his floppy cock, he was 'hacked'.
saintbletch Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 Sexual congress with a still-warm liver whilst wearing mink gloves. Thanks for asking!
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 Sexual congress with a still-warm liver whilst wearing mink gloves. Thanks for asking! Is that cooked, with onions? If not, you're weird.
Goatboy Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 Sexual congress with a still-warm liver whilst wearing mink gloves. Thanks for asking! Stalker. I'm closing the blind tonight.
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 Stalker. I'm closing the blind tonight. That's even weirder. What do you call people who have sex with the blind?
Goatboy Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 That's even weirder. What do you call people who have sex with the blind? Ugly opportunists.
saintbletch Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 Is that cooked, with onions? If not, you're weird. No Whitey, it's warm because it's still attached to, or at least only recently removed from, the donor.
sadoldgit Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 Hammond C-3 as played by the awesome Mr Keith Emerson of The Nice and ELP fame.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 These are the top 9 I like to use daily in no particular order. Obviously as the picture shows, lungs doubles as cock and balls. (no pancakes were harmed in the above pictures)
scotty Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 That's even weirder. What do you call people who have sex with the blind? True story, I knew three blind guys who had been friends for decades, they met up in the pub one evening and decided they were all a bit bored with their wives. So they drunkenly decided to swap them. Not in the conventional suburban sense, but actually divorce them and move round to each other, so to speak. Bizarrely, when they (presumably uncomfortably) announced this decision to the womenfolk concerned, all the birds readily agreed and they all remarried. I know this to be true as I was with them in the pub while the decision was being made. I assumed they were just joking, but having attended all three weddings I can confirm they were deadly serious. The blokes all stayed in their original houses, and each new woman moved in with them.
Deano6 Posted 20 August, 2014 Posted 20 August, 2014 True story, I knew three blind guys who had been friends for decades, they met up in the pub one evening and decided they were all a bit bored with their wives. So they drunkenly decided to swap them. Not in the conventional suburban sense, but actually divorce them and move round to each other, so to speak. Bizarrely, when they (presumably uncomfortably) announced this decision to the womenfolk concerned, all the birds readily agreed and they all remarried. I know this to be true as I was with them in the pub while the decision was being made. I assumed they were just joking, but having attended all three weddings I can confirm they were deadly serious. The blokes all stayed in their original houses, and each new woman moved in with them. I'd be up for doing this! Who wants to take my rotter?
buctootim Posted 19 September, 2014 Posted 19 September, 2014 I'd be up for doing this! Who wants to take my rotter? I think I'd need to be blind.
scotty Posted 19 September, 2014 Posted 19 September, 2014 Deano, the crucial point here was that the wives agreed to it. Aint going to work otherwise fwiw, the wives in question weren't any oil paintings, but I guess they didn't need to be... And one further addendum, another blind guy I knew, (these were all piano tuners and members of the ABPT,) was the most sexist man I've ever met. Always coming up with dreadful quips, ("why dont women need to shave? ...because their chins are always moving..."), and forever putting his mrs down. Annoyingly, she seemed to put up with it, but of all the ones I met, she was the only really attractive one. And I mean really attractive, I'd have been on her like a rabbit and this bloke couldn't even see how good looking she was.
ericofarabia Posted 19 September, 2014 Posted 19 September, 2014 Are Curtain Salesmen as promiscuous as the Blind Men?
scotty Posted 19 September, 2014 Posted 19 September, 2014 Are Curtain Salesmen as promiscuous as the Blind Men? [fills in punchline] Nice tits love, where do you want the blind hung?
Saint-scooby Posted 20 September, 2014 Posted 20 September, 2014 I know an actress called India Summer, she has a mighty fine organ.
Saint_Abroad Posted 20 September, 2014 Posted 20 September, 2014 I'll tell you which one I hate, the fukcin pancreas. That piece of shyte has been on a free ride for the last 13 years. It went and quit on me and I've been paying for that dead beat waste of deoxyribonucleic acid ever since. O, and I like the big organs that have the really high pipes in medieval churches, namely the one from Count Duckula, which wasn't in a medieval church but characteristic of what I like none the less.
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