Lampost or Chicken?

[JohnnyFartPants]

Which do you prefer and why?

[scott_saints]

Chicken. It has legs.

[Baj]

Actually, it's spelt "lamppost", hope you're getting a dictionary for christmas.

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Chicken, I can't begin to think what Lamppost Tikka Masalla would taste like.

 

Apart from dog wee.

[JohnnyFartPants]

Actually, it's spelt "lamppost", hope you're getting a dictionary for christmas.

 

A good point badly made.

[Pancake]

Actually, it's spelt "lamppost", hope you're getting a dictionary for christmas.

 

Im pretty sure JFP was referring to the town in Bavaria, Germany; and therefore any he was talking about the postal service there.

[JohnnyFartPants]

Im pretty sure JFP was referring to the town in Bavaria, Germany; and therefore any he was talking about the postal service there.

 

I am glad somebody was paying attention!!

[saint_stevo]

i would rather f*ck a chicken

[Baj]

you'd have to catch it first, peg-leg

[PhilB]

Its easier to pee up against a lamp post than it is a chicken

[Jillyanne]

Its easier to pee up against a lamp post than it is a chicken

 

Have you tried to pee up against a chicken then?

[saint_stevo]

you'd have to catch it first, peg-leg

 

I would beat one to death with my crutch then do its corpse

[Baj]

it's about all you're going to get, so I would count yourself lucky

[Ponty]

I would beat one to death with my crutch then do its corpse

Make a change from beating your crotch to death, I guess.

[hamster]

I would much prefer to hit a chicken with my car, than a lampppost TBH.

Also, 'why did the lamppppost cross the road?, doesn't have the same ring to it IMO.