JohnnyFartPants Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Which do you prefer and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Chicken. It has legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Actually, it's spelt "lamppost", hope you're getting a dictionary for christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Chicken, I can't begin to think what Lamppost Tikka Masalla would taste like. Apart from dog wee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 23 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Actually, it's spelt "lamppost", hope you're getting a dictionary for christmas. A good point badly made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Actually, it's spelt "lamppost", hope you're getting a dictionary for christmas. Im pretty sure JFP was referring to the town in Bavaria, Germany; and therefore any he was talking about the postal service there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 23 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Im pretty sure JFP was referring to the town in Bavaria, Germany; and therefore any he was talking about the postal service there. I am glad somebody was paying attention!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 i would rather f*ck a chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 you'd have to catch it first, peg-leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilB Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Its easier to pee up against a lamp post than it is a chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 Its easier to pee up against a lamp post than it is a chicken Have you tried to pee up against a chicken then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 you'd have to catch it first, peg-leg I would beat one to death with my crutch then do its corpse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 it's about all you're going to get, so I would count yourself lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 I would beat one to death with my crutch then do its corpse Make a change from beating your crotch to death, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 23 December, 2008 Share Posted 23 December, 2008 I would much prefer to hit a chicken with my car, than a lampppost TBH. Also, 'why did the lamppppost cross the road?, doesn't have the same ring to it IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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