Songs for the board

[Danger Mouse]

Replace all examples of Mertesacker, Arsenal, Podolski with Katharina, Saints and Ralf, etc. and I think we're onto a winner!

[SaintRobbie]

Oh leslie leslie!

You sold half the team but we're alright now

 

Lol.

[Delboy Dave]

There are some proper lolz songs on this thread, but they won't get sung cuz our fans are too sterile

[Turkish]

He's done it again

He's done it again

Leslie Reed, he's done it again

[niceandfriendly]

He's done it again

He's done it again

Leslie Reed, he's done it again

 

to the tune of Over Your Manly Bits by Bolly Wonka and the Trumpet Cakes:

 

Oh it's a Les, a Les, a Lesalie Reed

We're over your manly bits you Lesalie Reed

Reed

Reedy Les

I am a fan of Les Reed actually

Give us a Les

REED, Reed

[Johnny Bognor]

Les Reed's on fire... Your boardrooms terrified

[niceandfriendly]

Give it to me Lessie (uh huh uh huh)

Give it to me Lessie (uh huh uh huh)

All the Northam say you're pretty fly for a white guuyyyyy

[mrfahaji]

Like a fool he went and signed Shane Long

Rickie left and Dejan's head had gone

Les Reed said, Liverpool:

Signed, sealed delivered, they're yours

Since that time we've been moving up

Now we're back in the uefa cup

Les Reed says, we march on,

Koeman, Pochettino, up yours

 

 

Not a feasible chant for the terraces admittedly...

[Miltonaggro]

He's tough on price,

more resurrections than Jesus Christ,

Leslie Reed, Leslie Reed.