Festive anti lowe / wilde song....

[Marsdinho]

Now, this isnt the finished article and probably needs some work.....

 

To the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland"

 

 

Oh Rupert Lowe, are you listening

Michael Wilde, are you listening

this team is a joke

has jan had a smoke

Walking all the way down the leagues (its this line that may need work)

[once_bitterne]

Now, this isnt the finished article and probably needs some work.....

 

To the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland"

 

 

Oh Rupert Lowe, are you listening

Michael Wilde, are you listening

this team is a joke

has jan had a smoke

Walking all the way down the leagues (its this line that may need work)

 

You shouldn't have. No really, you shouldn't have.

 

The whole thing needs some work.

 

:smt078

[Mr X]

I like it good effort, it will be too late by the time ya get anyone to sing it though

[scott_saints]

Rupert Lowe, we want to thank you,

Michael Wilde, we want to thank you,

This total football,

is way f**king cool,

We're walking this league to the proimised land!!

 

COYR!!!!!

Edited 22 December, 2008 by scott_saints

[Marsdinho]

You shouldn't have. No really, you shouldn't have.

 

The whole thing needs some work.

 

:smt078

 

 

oak trees....acorns...

[Mr X]

My version

 

Rupert Lowe are you listening

Jan is stoned, his experience missing

Total football is sheite (you know the word i mean)

were pished of tonight (ditto)

relegated in a crazy ponderland

 

Gone away are the goals

Here to stay puppets n' assholes

you treat us as fools

Wilde grow some balls

Relegated in a crazy ponderland

 

needs work I know

Edited 22 December, 2008 by Mr X
spelling as always

[LVSaint]

Jingle Bells, Rupert smells

We all miss Le Tiss

Portfliet's on the wacky backy

and this club's going to p!ss

[samski saint]

Jingle Bells, Rupert smells

We all miss Le Tiss

Portfliet's on the wacky backy

and this club's going to p!ss

 

I like it!

[John Smith]

O Come All Ye Faithful

Joyful and triumphant,

O come ye, O come ye to St Mary's Stadium.

Come and behold Him,

Born the King of Angels;

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

Ro-ooo-pert Lowe

[hamster]

To The Ronnettes classic.

 

I saw Portvliet kissing Rupert Lowe,

Underneath the Itchen Stand last night.

It wasn't very bright,

Without the full floodlights.

But, what I saw just made my jaw, drop down at such a sight.

 

Sorry, it's late!

[brightspark]

rupert lowe, are you listening?

this team is feckin abysmal,

mcgoldricks asleep

james aint the next bale

christmas is at brighton next year!!!

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Now, this isnt the finished article and probably needs some work.....

 

To the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland"

 

 

Oh Rupert Lowe, are you listening

Michael Wilde, are you listening

this team is a joke

has jan had a smoke

dreaming in a football blunderland

 

HTH

[chivvy1664]

Not really festive but

 

Portaloo

Why wont you let us play 442

 

To the tune of waterloo abba

[SFC Forever]

Rupert Lowe isn't listening

Even though the crowd is hissing

The football is bad

The builders are glad

For they have got another plot of land

[Windmill Arm 2]

Not really festive but

 

Portaloo

Why wont you let us play 442

 

To the tune of waterloo abba

 

 

LOL!!!!! This is a ******* masterpiece, simple but hilarious !!!:smt044

[Mr X]

O Come All Ye Faithful

Joyful and triumphant,

O come ye, O come ye to St Mary's Stadium.

Come and behold Him,

Born the King of Angels;

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

O come, let us adore Him,

Ro-ooo-pert Lowe

 

we should actually all sing this to lull Lowe into a false sense of security, before we dispatch him! We need to mess with his mind and what better way to do it he certainly wouldn't be expecting praise from the fans.............. then again thats prob exactly what hes expecting

[hamster]

'til we win again,

We'll sing again

**** off back to Amsterdam

[Saint_Jonny]

Jingle Bells, Rupert smells

We all miss Le Tiss

Portfliet's on the wacky backy

and this club's going to p!ss

 

we have a winner!!!