Toon Saint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 (edited) We had the same idea Saint Charlie, but took ages to try and format on my Google Chromebook. Curse! Alas, here is my effort: [TABLE] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #000000, colspan: 5, align: center]Ralph Krueger Bingo[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]I want to be in this position every summer (it means we are doing our job well)[/TD] [TD=align: center]There is electricity in uncertainty[/TD] [TD=align: center]There is a commercial gap we need to bridge[/TD] [TD=align: center]We have our own wish-players too* (* only uttered after months of defensive rhetoric)[/TD] [TD=align: center]Kat is fully committed[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]We are in control of the situation[/TD] [TD=align: center]Players have only been sold on our terms[/TD] [TD=align: center]I feel the values that drive (insert Kat/ Koeman/ any player who hasn't yet signed a contract)[/TD] [TD=align: center]52 stitches in my face (I can make hard decisions)[/TD] [TD=align: center]Growing the brand (our marketing department is going from strength to strength)[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]I class achievement as reaching our true potential[/TD] [TD=align: center]Everyone needs to stay calm and patient[/TD] [TD=align: center]Leadership Models: Free Space[/TD] [TD=align: center]This club has a great soul[/TD] [TD=align: center]Green bay Packers[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]We need to start getting excited about next season[/TD] [TD=align: center]We have not been dictated to[/TD] [TD=align: center]Southampton Saints[/TD] [TD=align: center]I want to be able to look fans in the eyes[/TD] [TD=align: center]We have appointed Kate Terry from Apple[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]No point in setting arbitrary targets[/TD] [TD=align: center]Football Gods[/TD] [TD=align: center]Les has a plan[/TD] [TD=align: center]I'm just the hockey guy[/TD] [TD=align: center]Europe is what drives us[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Edited 29 July, 2014 by Toon Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 I hope someone can get across the anger from the fanbase and how their statements contradict their actions. Hypo you only represent yourself . How many of the angry men do you represent ? I'm annoyed but not angry let alone baying for heads Apart from lovren and llalanas heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Patrik Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 They've developed a new app called ISale. Post of the day : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Apparently he has got some interesting stuff to say ? Maybe just maybe will get an answer why players have been tapped by Rodgers and co Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Is Rushton the fella on SoccerAM? Amazes me how people as average as him get gigs like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleysfc Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 I'll try to phone in. Ask him when they're hoping to complete the sale to Paul Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bewildered Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Apparently he has got some interesting stuff to say ? Maybe just maybe will get an answer why players have been tapped by Rodgers and co http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXjoInekU4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Andrew McKenna @talksportMacca · 18m Saints fans: I believe Mr Krueger will be on @talkSPORT around 5pm, but with busy people times can change. For safety just listen from 4!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackanorySFC Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Is Rushton the fella on SoccerAM? Amazes me how people as average as him get gigs like this. Compared to the others on Talksport he's actually one of their better broadcasters. Good partnership with the Guardian's Barry Glendenning on a Saturday morning. Has a genuine knowledge of lower league football, doesn't take himself too seriously and doesn't look to score cheap points like Durham. Gough is a complete moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleysfc Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Andrew McKenna @talksportMacca · 18m Saints fans: I believe Mr Krueger will be on @talkSPORT around 5pm, but with busy people times can change. For safety just listen from 4!!!! I find it hard to believe Ralf's busy doing anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 (edited) Andrew McKenna @talksportMacca · 18m Saints fans: I believe Mr Krueger will be on @talkSPORT around 5pm, but with busy people times can change. For safety just listen from 4!!!! ......so we can ram as many irritating adverts down your throat as we can while you wait patiently. Edited 30 July, 2014 by kpturner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Is Rushton the fella on SoccerAM? Amazes me how people as average as him get gigs like this. I think he is miles better on talksport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWD Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 We had the same idea Saint Charlie, but took ages to try and format on my Google Chromebook. Curse! Alas, here is my effort: [TABLE] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #000000, colspan: 5, align: center]Ralph Krueger Bingo[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]I want to be in this position every summer (it means we are doing our job well)[/TD] [TD=align: center]There is electricity in uncertainty[/TD] [TD=align: center]There is a commercial gap we need to bridge[/TD] [TD=align: center]We have our own wish-players too* (* only uttered after months of defensive rhetoric)[/TD] [TD=align: center]Kat is fully committed[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]We are in control of the situation[/TD] [TD=align: center]Players have only been sold on our terms[/TD] [TD=align: center]I feel the values that drive (insert Kat/ Koeman/ any player who hasn't yet signed a contract)[/TD] [TD=align: center]52 stitches in my face (I can make hard decisions)[/TD] [TD=align: center]Growing the brand (our marketing department is going from strength to strength)[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]I class achievement as reaching our true potential[/TD] [TD=align: center]Everyone needs to stay calm and patient[/TD] [TD=align: center]Leadership Models: Free Space[/TD] [TD=align: center]This club has a great soul[/TD] [TD=align: center]Green bay Packers[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]We need to start getting excited about next season[/TD] [TD=align: center]We have not been dictated to[/TD] [TD=align: center]Southampton Saints[/TD] [TD=align: center]I want to be able to look fans in the eyes[/TD] [TD=align: center]We have appointed Kate Terry from Apple[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]No point in setting arbitrary targets[/TD] [TD=align: center]Football Gods[/TD] [TD=align: center]Les has a plan[/TD] [TD=align: center]I'm just the hockey guy[/TD] [TD=align: center]Europe is what drives us[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Hahaha superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 This can only end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrensup Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 ......so we can ram as many irritating adverts down you throat as we can while you wait patiently. TRADE POINT... TRADE POINT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Would be ironic of they played the trophiesandmedals.com advert just before RK comes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Who is advising that this happens? Surely the club have learned? Krueger Bingo: 1. Leadership models 2. Fantastic Academy 3. Marketing Manager 4. Southampton Saints 5. Football Gods 6. Evolutionary journey 7. Motivated Manager 8. Superb recruitment team 9. 20 Scouts 10. Progress up the standings As in "through our soul crushing incompetence we have royally guffed up any chance we had of progressing up the standings". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloatingbridgeSaint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 I know he is going to get an absolute grilling on there but fair play & respect to him for having the balls to face up to the situation & address the fans.Obviously the usual cliches will come out as well as people remarking on "what wasn't said" but am looking forward to what he has to say on behalf of the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 I know he is going to get an absolute grilling on there but fair play & respect to him for having the balls to face up to the situation & address the fans.Obviously the usual cliches will come out as well as people remarking on "what wasn't said" but am looking forward to what he has to say on behalf of the club. Fair play to him my arse. Like saying fair play to Adolph for going on Oprah and apologising about WW2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
once_bitterne Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Fair play to him my arse. Like saying fair play to Adolph for going on Oprah and apologising about WW2. Evolutionary journey through Poland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Abroad Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Fair play to him my arse. Like saying fair play to Adolph for going on Oprah and apologising about WW2. Krueger should have known the Sudetenland was too far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Fair play to him my arse. Like saying fair play to Adolph for going on Oprah and apologising about WW2. We have a winner! Godwin's law in post 69. Quite quick actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 things must be bad if they are wheeling out this moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbs1988 Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Why don't we all wait till we hear what he has to say first before we gun him down? I accept that his previous attempts have been, well weak (being very generous), but the club must realize the amount of anger and concern that all of this has caused to the fans. I believe (hope to god) that this time he actually comes out and gives us so honest and positive news. Tbf the fact hes going on there would surely indicate he has something important to say ? It will be a make or break interview and one that i believe will either unite the fans and club, or he will f*** it up royally. Good luck Mr Kreuger, i wouldn't want to be him right now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 We have a winner! Godwin's law in post 69. Quite quick actually. I thank you. Should have said Saddam saying sorry for killing the Kurds, or Blatter saying sorry for being an absolute c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Just said on SSN that he'll be on there "within the hour" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Im expecting something Churchillian. Clear and inspirtational which will satisfy the bloodlust of the masses, dry the sheets of the bedwetters, whilst providing those of us with a more balanced view with the expected optimism for the future direction of the Saints. What's happened to your avatar pal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 10. Progress up the standings As in "through our soul crushing incompetence we have royally guffed up any chance we had of progressing up the standings". he will refer to us as "The Saints" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Why don't we all wait till we hear what he has to say first before we gun him down? I accept that his previous attempts have been, well weak (being very generous), but the club must realize the amount of anger and concern that all of this has caused to the fans. I believe (hope to god) that this time he actually comes out and gives us so honest and positive news. Tbf the fact hes going on there would surely indicate he has something important to say ? It will be a make or break interview and one that i believe will either unite the fans and club, or he will f*** it up royally. Good luck Mr Kreuger, i wouldn't want to be him right now lol Nothing he could say would appease me. Heard it all before from Herr GReed. Its its what they actually do that interests me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Why don't we all wait till we hear what he has to say first before we gun him down? Not been on here long have you?! You're absolutely right of course, but the forum relies on people getting irate and arsey to keep it going... whether that's with players, owners, or each other... doesn't matter. It's the fuel that keeps the place running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Rooney Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 I would hazard a guess that his interview is the reason for the sudden breaking news about signing players this week, they are hoping it takes the heat off a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulletsaint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Have Yazoo reformed? Quality. First thing on here for a few days to make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Have Yazoo reformed? Don't mess around, you bring me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 We have a winner! Godwin's law in post 69. Quite quick actually. I thought Godwin's Law was about a fan on the board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Oh good lord no, please someone stop him. We haven't been this much of a laughing stock since the Ted Bates hobbit statue was unveiled, Freddy is just going to make it worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Mods, I suggest you start a seperate thread just for the questions (with backup facts/rationale) that we want Talksport to ask Kreuger. Otherwise he will just waffle and spin it all away. Kreuger, needs o be reminded about what he and others have actually said and what happened thereafter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Up next on sky sports news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeShmoe Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Bingo cards ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tttdcs Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Live on sky now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Keep us posted on the SSN one please? I can't get that here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 "We had a plan" nice one Ralph... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeShmoe Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Says will refuse to sell MS and JR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich102 Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 From the Echo: BIG claim if true: Saints chairman Ralph Krueger has insisted that Jay Rodriguez and Morgan Schneiderlin will not be sold this summer. Krueger spoke to the Daily Echo this afternoon and moved to reassure nervous fans over the future of the club and manager Ronald Koeman’s squad with five first team players already sold this summer and Schneiderlin and Rodriguez heavily linked with moves to Tottenham. He said: “Specifically to Rodriguez and Schneiderlin, they will not be going anywhere. “We see them as part of a core and the core we’ve got right now and in place is a core that is where Ronald would like to go and they a part of that core. “Any reports that Rodriguez or Schneiderlin are leaving or we are in engaged in transfer conversations are totally off the mark. “They will not be sold.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 He's put his neck on the line right there. If they do end up going, his position will be untenable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeShmoe Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Krueger: "We will continue to build forward with players and with a team that are prepared to go the hard way into Europe" LOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 "Jrod and Morgan are not for sale" guarantee from Ralph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Well, the situation is a ****ing mess but if they stop the exodus now.. Well.. It may.... MAY.. Be manageable however now Krueger has said on the record that MS and JR are not going anywhere then I will be livid if they go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 From the Echo: BIG claim if true: Saints chairman Ralph Krueger has insisted that Jay Rodriguez and Morgan Schneiderlin will not be sold this summer. Krueger spoke to the Daily Echo this afternoon and moved to reassure nervous fans over the future of the club and manager Ronald Koeman’s squad with five first team players already sold this summer and Schneiderlin and Rodriguez heavily linked with moves to Tottenham. He said: “Specifically to Rodriguez and Schneiderlin, they will not be going anywhere. “Any reports that Rodriguez or Schneiderlin are leaving or we are in engaged in transfer conversations are totally off the mark. “They will not be sold.” I hope to be wrong, but will be surprised if they are not with spurs or someone else come 16th August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldridge Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 He guarantees that Schneiderlin and Rodriguez won't be sold. Not having any of it tbh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 it a bold statement lets see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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