OldNick Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Hodgson 'I wish I was at Anfield' Reed 'Dont worry, you will be every game next season' Kruger 'Wheres the Puck?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Roy ''I've heard some interesting rumours ahead for next season, Ralf. I'll have a word with a few at the world cup to see if I can influence them'' RK ''That would be fantantaic Woy, thanks so much for your support for Southampton Football FC #goteamsaints. We do have the very best players queuing up to join us, and to supplement this wonderful football club and it's passionate and loyal fans.'' Les 'Don't tell him Woy, he's oblivious as he's just a mouth piece and more to the point, a moron - but we've been told to sell everyone and I get a cut!!!! So Yes, do have a word at the World Cup so we can speed this along. I want a holiday in Dubai.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bordeaux Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Kruger - "The fans will take this much in the ass before they realise we're asset stripping" Reed - "They're bumpkins Ralf, something a German can never understand. They'll take this much - just watch" Hodgson's just slyly checking how much he's about to give England fans in Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corellian Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Hodgson to Kruger "Can I get my season ticket money back?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 Let's f*ck this club up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 at first home game next season....... RK - Hey .....why do we have so few players in our team?...is it five-a-side today? RH - where's all the England players you bragged about? ..I thought I saw a lot of familiar faces at Anfield, but... LR - don't worry Woy, we've got more. See that little blonde lad.....he's England standard already... and only just come into our U16 side.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyg1950 Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 (edited) Kruger - "So which team is The Southampton Saints? " Edited 29 July, 2014 by martyg1950 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Warrior Posted 29 July, 2014 Share Posted 29 July, 2014 `you don't see Germany playing 7 a side football in their domestic league so what the **** are saints playing at` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Ralph: Roy, so glad you could come and watch the under-12s, or as we like to call them, "the first team". Les: Will you look at that winger. He'll be worth 12m before you know it. *sniff* they grow up so quickly, bless 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Can't think of a witty line... Just keep looking at it thinking 'if only we knew what these three losers were going to do to the most exciting team of prospects in the league' How different their faces would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5string Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Hodgson "I don't wecognise much of this team now - got any good Engwishmen?" Reed & Kruger "Nah, we're going dutch on all the transfers this year!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 These dopey buggers have no idea that I am on the scouting roster at Liverpool. or I'll make sure you get top dollar for Lallana, Lambert, Shaw, not sure about J-Rod but I'll do my best The Frog and the Croat can sort themselves out............... Just don't you 2 clowns forget my 10%!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Keep playing well boys. The better you play the richer we get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 [NOISES OFF - sounds like one man singing Oh When the Saints, really passionately and really slowly] Turkish: Oi Roy, you ****ing ****! I'll never forgive you for what you've done, you complete and utter mongtard - don't you know it's a crime to wear burberry cuffs with a barbour jacket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Hodgson 'I wish I was at Anfield' Reed 'Dont worry, you will be every game next season' Kruger 'Wheres the Puck?' We're great directors aren't we Les, let's give ourselves a well earnt round of applause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Hodgson: So which one of you two put the LIE in Liebherr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Is the blonde tart at the back intimating that Hodgson is a d*ckhead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Reed -did you just drop your facking guts you facking Canadian cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Leake Saint Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Reed and Krueger are satisfied with their entries for the Murray Walker and Ian Dowie lookalike competition while Roy dreams of World Cup Glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENSKIED Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Hodgson 'I wish I was at Anfield' Reed 'Dont worry, you will be every game next season' Kruger 'Wheres the Puck?' Woy Hodgson,"You do know lads that I still scout for Liverpool?" Reed "Why do think we invited you along Woy! £25 mill and Clyne's a Scouser!" Woy, "Hmm well have to say I like the look of him and that's a hard offer to de-Clyne . . ." Kruger, "Vunderbar! Pops dar money in the post - Ya?" Reed, "Brilliant another successful Saint's take-way!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Woy: 'Well this is a good side, not a lot of them will be around next season' Les & Krueger: 'Money money money woo hoo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 1 August, 2014 Share Posted 1 August, 2014 Reed: Yeah, and don't forget to get back to Lallana about his new contract, Ralph. Krueger: I thought we agreed that you'd do that - in an exceptional way. Reed: No, you said you'd do it before you went away for 8 weeks. Krueger: No, you said you'd do it - before you reminded me aboot the outstanding coaching manual you once wrote for the eff ayy. Reed: No, you said you'd do it - just after you'd told me that you had turned down another top major 'hockey job. Krueger: I distinctly remember you saying that you'd get on to it once you'd recruited the final 15 excellent excellence analysts Hodgson: Gentlemen, gentlemen! Adam Lallana joined Liverpool some weeks ago. Krueger: He's left this outstanding franchise? Reed: Well I'm going to need some more analysts if I'm going to replace him Hodgson: [shaking head] ****wits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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