pap Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Rap war go! "10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool" someone pick up the mike! Grabbing the mike and gettin' some action CB and Alps gonna end up in traction Both them ho's are on the list Fo' a cheering up session and an exorcist (Word, etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Chorus: (as Coolio) Gonna give up all my life, Livin' in a wetter's paradise, Nothin good will come to pass, Gonna keep my head right up my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 As a former fat bastard, one of the highlights is seeing all the people that'd knock your weight become fat bastards themselves. Gets harder to keep it off at 40, chaps. I'm sure all the people having a pop at Alps weight are going to be fúcking stunners in their 50s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Was at a party at Technical College once. If I'm honest, I had no expectation of it being any good whatsoever. However, it did finally look in danger of getting going. Just as things were reaching critical mass, a Malaysian student took it upon herself to turn off all the music and ask everyone if they wanted to be mature for five minutes. This reminds me of that. I guessing her version of being mature wasn't to all get butt naked and phuck like bunnies then? Same. Not that I'm suggesting that would be anything lie this thread / board, but wet fannies and ****s do seem to be plentiful ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 #ItsHappening SkySportsAmy4:29pm via Twitter for iPadFC Twente / Serbian midfielder Dusan Tadic has signed with #saintsfc I understand. More on#SSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckenham Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Here's an update from known ITK Slick_Rick85 Rich C @Slick_Rick85 12m Tadic to be announced in the next 30 minutes. #saintsfc I hope some legend posts that on Saintsweb now. (Well, he must both be known by someone, and in the know about something...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 To describe this forum is easy if you try.. Liars , subscribers and bears..oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 I think your liberal use of the term 'bedwetter' is a bit insulting for those of us with wee wee problems and rubber bed sheets. Can you not just use the term 'c*nt'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 I think your liberal use of the term 'bedwetter' is a bit insulting for those of us with wee wee problems and rubber bed sheets. Can you not just use the term 'c*nt'. I find that offensive as I am a lifelong **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Hello, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? Come on now I hear you're feeling down Well, I can ease your pain And get you on your feet again Relax I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain, you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb I have become comfortably numb O.K. Just a little pin ***** There'll be no more aaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go. There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown The dream is gone I have become comfortably numb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Here's an update from known ITK Slick_Rick85 (Well, he must both be known by someone, and in the know about something...) Deduction mixed with guess. If the medical has been done contract signed and pictures taken an announcement between and 5pm doesnt seem far fetched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nta786 Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 This is what my Dutch mate who lives im Holland sent me! Amazing player, great signing for Southampton. If he really goes for only 11 million euros I will be really dissapointed in Fc Twente. Top lad, great mentality and teamplayer. Always gives his very best, he lives football. His strong points: Crossing Shielding the ball Through balls Top mentality Very strong Weak points: Not a real killer in front of goal, like özil at a different level. Rather passes than score himself Weak corners and free kicks Didn't shine at the moments of truth, in the important big matches. All in all a great signing for Southamton, I wish him all the best of luck there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Rap war go! "10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool" someone pick up the mike! Ohio, Ohio, he's a clever muvverfcker, do you like my flow? MLG, yes it's he, he'll come along and correct before ya can count to three. Barry S - here's my guess, he lives in a bedsit with a lot of mess. And Steve Grant, he's our king, spending all our fivers on a ton of bling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Hello, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? Come on now I hear you're feeling down Well, I can ease your pain And get you on your feet again Relax I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain, you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb I have become comfortably numb O.K. Just a little pin ***** There'll be no more aaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go. There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown The dream is gone I have become comfortably numb. To the tune of Agadoo, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Class out of about the last 70 posts on this thread only about 4 refer to the matter at hand!! Including 2 by me .... DOH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis17 Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Will we make it to page 25 before the announcement...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 I find that offensive as I am a lifelong **** I apologise, how about sh*tc*nt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Lick my s**t like a hungry dog. Ooo what a lovely log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 This is what my Dutch mate who lives im Holland sent me! Amazing player, great signing for Southampton. If he really goes for only 11 million euros I will be really dissapointed in Fc Twente. Top lad, great mentality and teamplayer. Always gives his very best, he lives football. His strong points: Crossing Shielding the ball Through balls Top mentality Very strong Weak points: Not a real killer in front of goal, like özil at a different level. Rather passes than score himself Weak corners and free kicks Didn't shine at the moments of truth, in the important big matches. All in all a great signing for Southamton, I wish him all the best of luck there. Interesting, the three bolded points were all on very much on display in that earlier video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 I guessing her version of being mature wasn't to all get butt naked and phuck like bunnies then? Same. Not that I'm suggesting that would be anything lie this thread / board, but wet fannies and ****s do seem to be plentiful ;-) Nah, it wasn't. Chased her for a bit, too. She wasn't interested at first, but pepped up when I got a haircut. "Paul, now that you have changed your hair, will you change your personality?" I wasn't very interested after that. Filed under "nice looking girls I never want to f**k". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 As a former fat bastard, one of the highlights is seeing all the people that'd knock your weight become fat bastards themselves. Gets harder to keep it off at 40, chaps. I'm sure all the people having a pop at Alps weight are going to be fúcking stunners in their 50s. This one is, but then I take pride in not being a fat bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Class out of about the last 70 posts on this thread only about 4 refer to the matter at hand!! Including 2 by me .... DOH!!! The matter in hand in this thread? or the matter in YOUR hand? I don't want to talk about your willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Rap war go! "10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool" someone pick up the mike! Bro Dalek’s seen the light, he’s stopped talking twaddle Twenty-four pages, not one mention of Hoddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Rap war go! "10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool" someone pick up the mike! he saw we just signed Tadic, that don't fit within his tactic, of being totally legendary, the king of saintsweb bellendery, Drooling on his keyboard as he types random sh it, he's a laughing stock but he ****ing loves it. Yo. Don't go changing alpine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 SkySportsNews: Sky Sources: Southampton sign midfielder Dusan Tadic on four-year deal #SSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy 10m Tadic has signed on a 4 year deal with #Saintsfc I'm told [*]Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy 13m FC Twente / Serbian midfielder Dusan Tadic has signed with #saintsfc I understand. More on #SSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 And chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintstriumph Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Signed on a 4 year contract according spn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 The matter in hand in this thread? or the matter in YOUR hand? I don't want to talk about your willy. That's not what you're saying in your PM's you little minx!! They say this cat Ohio is a bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm talkin' 'bout Ohio. THEN WE CAN DIG IT! He's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman Ohio Saint. Apologies to Shaft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy 10m Tadic has signed on a 4 year deal with #Saintsfc I'm told [*]Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy 13m FC Twente / Serbian midfielder Dusan Tadic has signed with #saintsfc I understand. More on #SSN Is Amy Lewis who we now go to in Sky Sports? Seems to be covering us a bit these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Here's an update from known ITK Slick_Rick85 (Well, he must both be known by someone, and in the know about something...) Not me I promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Is Amy Lewis who we now go to in Sky Sports? Seems to be covering us a bit these days. how fit is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Apologies to Shaft. You pounded him too hard? I call mine Thor, BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Is Amy Lewis who we now go to in Sky Sports? Seems to be covering us a bit these days. I think so. Used to be Mark McAdam, but I think now that Bournemouth are a moderately interesting club as far as SSN are concerned he tends to concentrate on them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 This one is, but then I take pride in not being a fat bastard. Good lad, but you're in the minority. If the numbers are anything to go by, bald headed fat bastard seems to be the thing all these middle aged fellas are going for. If it doesn't look like someone has inflated an airbag, smeared it in glue and rolled it in pubes, you're doing it wrong apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nta786 Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 On SSN at the bottom now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Ladbrokes taking bets on when Scouserpool make their transfer bid. I'm going June 28th, but loads of press rumours ahead of that for Saints next Player of The Year, as Saints pip them to the 4th CL place. Damn .... this wine is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggins Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Another Alex Goring Crook exclusive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Official announcement incoming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis17 Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 how fit is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordswoodsaints Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Yay the new Steve de ridder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 how fit is she? Not overly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckenham Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 how fit is she? I wouldn't touch her with yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Too fit and young for me to have a chance...............Unless I pull the old, "can you change my colostomy bag for me" trick. That one rarely fails!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 What is she doing outside the courts ? We haven't got ourselves into an employment case already have we ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncanRG Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Stop being pigs, we're about to announce our first signing of the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Stop being pigs, we're about to announce our first signing of the summer oink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 What is she doing outside the courts ? 10th April 2013 = Reporting on Portsmouth at the High Court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 What is she doing outside the courts ? We haven't got ourselves into an employment case already have we ? I'm assuming she was reporting on a Pompey story there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Alpine, why do you pay £5 a year to come on here and be unanimously ridiculed when you could go anywhere else in the world and be bullied for free? He is NOT unanimously ridiculed. Unanimous means "complete harmony and accord", not mean "mob of bullying reactionaries that attempt to speak for everyone". Look it up. http://www.tfd.com/unanimous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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