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Dusan Tadic - DONE DEAL, official and everything

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Rap war go!

 

"10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool"

 

someone pick up the mike!

 

Grabbing the mike and gettin' some action

CB and Alps gonna end up in traction

Both them ho's are on the list

Fo' a cheering up session and an exorcist

 

(Word, etc)

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As a former fat bastard, one of the highlights is seeing all the people that'd knock your weight become fat bastards themselves.

 

Gets harder to keep it off at 40, chaps. I'm sure all the people having a pop at Alps weight are going to be fúcking stunners in their 50s.

ericofarabia

ericofarabia

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Was at a party at Technical College once. If I'm honest, I had no expectation of it being any good whatsoever. However, it did finally look in danger of getting going. Just as things were reaching critical mass, a Malaysian student took it upon herself to turn off all the music and ask everyone if they wanted to be mature for five minutes.

 

This reminds me of that.

 

I guessing her version of being mature wasn't to all get butt naked and phuck like bunnies then? Same.

 

Not that I'm suggesting that would be anything lie this thread / board, but wet fannies and ****s do seem to be plentiful ;-)

Beckenham Saint

Beckenham Saint

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Here's an update from known ITK Slick_Rick85 :)

 

Rich C ‏@Slick_Rick85 12m

Tadic to be announced in the next 30 minutes. #saintsfc I hope some legend posts that on Saintsweb now.

 

(Well, he must both be known by someone, and in the know about something...)

Ohio Saint

Ohio Saint

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I think your liberal use of the term 'bedwetter' is a bit insulting for those of us with wee wee problems and rubber bed sheets.

 

Can you not just use the term 'c*nt'.

 

I find that offensive as I am a lifelong ****

Colinjb

Colinjb

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Hello,

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.

Is there anyone at home?

 

Come on now

I hear you're feeling down

Well, I can ease your pain

And get you on your feet again

 

Relax

I'll need some information first

Just the basic facts

Can you show me where it hurts?

 

There is no pain, you are receding

A distant ship smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child I had a fever

My hands felt just like two balloons

Now I've got that feeling once again

I can't explain, you would not understand

This is not how I am

I have become comfortably numb

 

I have become comfortably numb

 

O.K.

Just a little pin *****

There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!

But you may feel a little sick

 

Can you stand up?

I do believe it's working, good

That'll keep you going through the show

Come on, it's time to go.

 

There is no pain you are receding

A distant ship smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child

I caught a fleeting glimpse

Out of the corner of my eye

I turned to look but it was gone

I cannot put my finger on it now

The child is grown

The dream is gone

I have become comfortably numb.

buctootim

buctootim

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Here's an update from known ITK Slick_Rick85 :)

 

 

 

(Well, he must both be known by someone, and in the know about something...)

 

Deduction mixed with guess. If the medical has been done contract signed and pictures taken an announcement between and 5pm doesnt seem far fetched.

nta786

nta786

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This is what my Dutch mate who lives im Holland sent me!

 

Amazing player, great signing for Southampton. If he really goes for only 11 million euros I will be really dissapointed in Fc Twente. Top lad, great mentality and teamplayer. Always gives his very best, he lives football.

 

His strong points:

Crossing

Shielding the ball

Through balls

Top mentality

Very strong

 

Weak points:

Not a real killer in front of goal, like özil at a different level. Rather passes than score himself

Weak corners and free kicks

Didn't shine at the moments of truth, in the important big matches.

 

All in all a great signing for Southamton, I wish him all the best of luck there.

The Cat

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Rap war go!

 

"10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool"

 

someone pick up the mike!

 

Ohio, Ohio, he's a clever muvverfcker, do you like my flow? MLG, yes it's he, he'll come along and correct before ya can count to three. Barry S - here's my guess, he lives in a bedsit with a lot of mess. And Steve Grant, he's our king, spending all our fivers on a ton of bling.

Ohio Saint

Ohio Saint

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Hello,

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.

Is there anyone at home?

 

Come on now

I hear you're feeling down

Well, I can ease your pain

And get you on your feet again

 

Relax

I'll need some information first

Just the basic facts

Can you show me where it hurts?

 

There is no pain, you are receding

A distant ship smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child I had a fever

My hands felt just like two balloons

Now I've got that feeling once again

I can't explain, you would not understand

This is not how I am

I have become comfortably numb

 

I have become comfortably numb

 

O.K.

Just a little pin *****

There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!

But you may feel a little sick

 

Can you stand up?

I do believe it's working, good

That'll keep you going through the show

Come on, it's time to go.

 

There is no pain you are receding

A distant ship smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child

I caught a fleeting glimpse

Out of the corner of my eye

I turned to look but it was gone

I cannot put my finger on it now

The child is grown

The dream is gone

I have become comfortably numb.

 

 

To the tune of Agadoo, please! :)

Ohio Saint

Ohio Saint

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This is what my Dutch mate who lives im Holland sent me!

 

Amazing player, great signing for Southampton. If he really goes for only 11 million euros I will be really dissapointed in Fc Twente. Top lad, great mentality and teamplayer. Always gives his very best, he lives football.

 

His strong points:

Crossing

Shielding the ball

Through balls

Top mentality

Very strong

 

Weak points:

Not a real killer in front of goal, like özil at a different level. Rather passes than score himself

Weak corners and free kicks

Didn't shine at the moments of truth, in the important big matches.

 

All in all a great signing for Southamton, I wish him all the best of luck there.

 

Interesting, the three bolded points were all on very much on display in that earlier video.

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I guessing her version of being mature wasn't to all get butt naked and phuck like bunnies then? Same.

 

Not that I'm suggesting that would be anything lie this thread / board, but wet fannies and ****s do seem to be plentiful ;-)

 

Nah, it wasn't. Chased her for a bit, too. She wasn't interested at first, but pepped up when I got a haircut.

 

"Paul, now that you have changed your hair, will you change your personality?"

 

I wasn't very interested after that. Filed under "nice looking girls I never want to f**k".

View From The Top

View From The Top

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As a former fat bastard, one of the highlights is seeing all the people that'd knock your weight become fat bastards themselves.

 

Gets harder to keep it off at 40, chaps. I'm sure all the people having a pop at Alps weight are going to be fúcking stunners in their 50s.

 

This one is, but then I take pride in not being a fat bastard.

Ohio Saint

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Class out of about the last 70 posts on this thread only about 4 refer to the matter at hand!!

 

Including 2 by me .... DOH!!!

 

The matter in hand in this thread? or the matter in YOUR hand?

 

I don't want to talk about your willy.

Halo Stickman

Halo Stickman

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Rap war go!

 

"10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool"

 

 

someone pick up the mike!

 

Bro Dalek’s seen the light, he’s stopped talking twaddle

Twenty-four pages, not one mention of Hoddle

Cascadia Saint

Cascadia Saint

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Rap war go!

 

"10 to 1, 9 to 1 I'm doin spread bettin on which of the saintsweb bros be goin bed wettin, CB Fry - his bed ain't dry! Droppin beef an holla like the lord on hi. Alpine Saint - saint you ain't! stirrin up an spillin like a tin o paint! Tokyo fool, he's such a tool, he don't post on here today cos he ain't got cool"

 

someone pick up the mike!

he saw we just signed Tadic, that don't fit within his tactic,

of being totally legendary, the king of saintsweb bellendery,

 

Drooling on his keyboard as he types random sh it, he's a laughing stock but he ****ing loves it.

 

Yo. Don't go changing alpine.

 

ericofarabia

ericofarabia

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The matter in hand in this thread? or the matter in YOUR hand?

 

I don't want to talk about your willy.

 

That's not what you're saying in your PM's you little minx!!

 

They say this cat Ohio is a bad mother

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

I'm talkin' 'bout Ohio.

THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

 

He's a complicated man

But no one understands him but his woman

Ohio Saint.

 

Apologies to Shaft.

richardc

richardc

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Here's an update from known ITK Slick_Rick85 :)

 

 

 

(Well, he must both be known by someone, and in the know about something...)

 

Not me I promise

stevegrant

stevegrant

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Is Amy Lewis who we now go to in Sky Sports? Seems to be covering us a bit these days.

I think so. Used to be Mark McAdam, but I think now that Bournemouth are a moderately interesting club as far as SSN are concerned he tends to concentrate on them now.

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This one is, but then I take pride in not being a fat bastard.

 

Good lad, but you're in the minority.

 

If the numbers are anything to go by, bald headed fat bastard seems to be the thing all these middle aged fellas are going for. If it doesn't look like someone has inflated an airbag, smeared it in glue and rolled it in pubes, you're doing it wrong apparently.

ericofarabia

ericofarabia

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Ladbrokes taking bets on when Scouserpool make their transfer bid.

 

I'm going June 28th, but loads of press rumours ahead of that for Saints next Player of The Year, as Saints pip them to the 4th CL place.

 

Damn .... this wine is good.

Ohio Saint

Ohio Saint

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Amy%20Lewis%20-%20Sky%20Sports%20News%20Images%20(3).jpg

 

 

Too fit and young for me to have a chance...............Unless I pull the old, "can you change my colostomy bag for me" trick. That one rarely fails!!

stevegrant

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What is she doing outside the courts ?

 

We haven't got ourselves into an employment case already have we ?

I'm assuming she was reporting on a Pompey story there...

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Alpine, why do you pay £5 a year to come on here and be unanimously ridiculed when you could go anywhere else in the world and be bullied for free?

 

He is NOT unanimously ridiculed.

 

Unanimous means "complete harmony and accord", not mean "mob of bullying reactionaries that attempt to speak for everyone".

 

Look it up.

 

http://www.tfd.com/unanimous :lol:

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