Luke is big time now

[Window Cleaner]

I can only see a pic of Luke and a bint. Who was the third, Rooney?

 

the "bint" is a twin (or so they say in the Sun) from there the maths isn't S level.

[Jack]

Two 5's = a 10.

 

This.

[ericofarabia]

Well here lies the conundrum. Does he join Manure and learn from Wayne Rooney on how to date the older ladies or does he go to Chelsea and learn from Terry and Cole about how to handle the younger models?

 

Major transfer decision to make.

 

Dont forget Ryan Giggs could give some advice on sister in Laws, although Luke seems to have that one already sorted with a Buy One get One Free deal

 

He might be put off going to Chelsea given John Terry's liking for ex SFC LB's birds

 

Is it just me, but the pic doesn't even look like Luke to me.

[KelvinsRightGlove]

Don't see a problem with what Luke has apparently done here. He shouldn't get any stick for this. But the tart who sold this "story" should.

And if that picture is the only evidence she has then 1000s of girls could sell a story. He sends pics like that on snapchat all the time!

 

And if it turns out that he actually did ask a playboy model for a threesome with her twin sister.....then fair play to the lad. Wish I had that opportunity, let alone was I was 18!!!

 

Effing hell. What a disgusting attitude. It's ok for boys to ask girls for sex and threesomes etc, if she tells anyone she's a tart?

 

Women are people, they are not birds, or tarts and are not just there for men to leer at and try and f**k.

 

I don't like this kind of behaviour, obviously not all guys do it, and yeah he's a young bloke so hopefully he will learn from it. But, every girl I know my age (25) or similar has had unsolicited messages from strangers pestering them for photos, sex etc. it isn't on.

 

It's this attitude that leads to things like Marlon King attacking girls in clubs if they reject their advances, or worse still the Isla Vista shootings recently.

[Secret Site Agent]

The sun

 

 

No he didn't.

 

He asked her sister for the threesome.

[beatlesaint]

Effing hell. What a disgusting attitude. It's ok for boys to ask girls for sex and threesomes etc, if she tells anyone she's a tart?

 

Women are people, they are not birds, or tarts and are not just there for men to leer at and try and f**k.

 

I don't like this kind of behaviour, obviously not all guys do it, and yeah he's a young bloke so hopefully he will learn from it. But, every girl I know my age (25) or similar has had unsolicited messages from strangers pestering them for photos, sex etc. it isn't on.

 

It's this attitude that leads to things like Marlon King attacking girls in clubs if they reject their advances, or worse still the Isla Vista shootings recently.

 

Well said.

[Coxford_lou]

Effing hell. What a disgusting attitude. It's ok for boys to ask girls for sex and threesomes etc, if she tells anyone she's a tart?

 

Women are people, they are not birds, or tarts and are not just there for men to leer at and try and f**k.

 

I don't like this kind of behaviour, obviously not all guys do it, and yeah he's a young bloke so hopefully he will learn from it. But, every girl I know my age (25) or similar has had unsolicited messages from strangers pestering them for photos, sex etc. it isn't on.

 

It's this attitude that leads to things like Marlon King attacking girls in clubs if they reject their advances, or worse still the Isla Vista shootings recently.

 

Wow, top response KRG! Was thinking it but didn't have the nerve to say it a male dominated footie site!

[Viking Warrior]

could luke have been fraped by his team mates by any chance

[richard]

That picture doesn't look like him. The one of Lallana didn't look like Lallana. It's just a load of made up sh1te.

[JoeShmoe]

3 weeks away with England and all the show ponies and (if this is true) he's turned into a ****

 

Lets hope when he gets home with his family, mates and team mates he gets back to normal

Edited 22 June, 2014 by JoeShmoe

[shurlock]

Effing hell. What a disgusting attitude. It's ok for boys to ask girls for sex and threesomes etc, if she tells anyone she's a tart?

 

Women are people, they are not birds, or tarts and are not just there for men to leer at and try and f**k.

 

I don't like this kind of behaviour, obviously not all guys do it, and yeah he's a young bloke so hopefully he will learn from it. But, every girl I know my age (25) or similar has had unsolicited messages from strangers pestering them for photos, sex etc. it isn't on.

 

It's this attitude that leads to things like Marlon King attacking girls in clubs if they reject their advances, or worse still the Isla Vista shootings recently.

 

 

Carla and Melissa the wholesome, bashful girls next door.

[Goatboy]

Effing hell. What a disgusting attitude. It's ok for boys to ask girls for sex and threesomes etc, if she tells anyone she's a tart?

 

Women are people, they are not birds, or tarts and are not just there for men to leer at and try and f**k.

 

I don't like this kind of behaviour, obviously not all guys do it, and yeah he's a young bloke so hopefully he will learn from it. But, every girl I know my age (25) or similar has had unsolicited messages from strangers pestering them for photos, sex etc. it isn't on.

 

It's this attitude that leads to things like Marlon King attacking girls in clubs if they reject their advances, or worse still the Isla Vista shootings recently.

 

Agree.

I bet his parents are horrified.

Get off twitter. Get your head down and start showing and earning some respect.

Edited 22 June, 2014 by Goatboy

[Guan 2.0]

Luke Shaw Balls: Manchester United Target In Incestuous Playboy Three-Way Text Show

 

 

ONCE upon a time the News of the World did the entertaining kiss ‘n’ tells. Then the paper was put to sleep and replaced with the ****poor Sun on Sunday. In place of extra-marital ****gings readers now get stories of teenagers flirting.

 

 

 

 

“England Ace Luke” is Southampton’s 18-year-old Luke Shaw, who could soon be on his way to Manchester United. The story runs:

THREE Lions wonderkid Luke Shaw pleaded for a threesome with a Playboy beauty and her twin sister — just hours before England’s World Cup exit. Shaw, 18, texted Carla Howe from his team’s Rio hotel at 3am on Friday — having earlier sent photos of himself.

So wonderful is Shaw that he played precisely zero minutes for a flat-footed England team at the World Cup.

Carla Howe is one-half of the Sun’s go-to twins for tales of strumpetry.

The Sun loves the sibling glamour models (photos), linking them in print to Manchester United’s Patrice Evra, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, Pass-Notes Revolutionary Russell Band, nodding TV pro-am singer and Dr Sues-inspired will.i.am and Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole (natch.).

Now the Sun reports:

Carla, 23, said: “When he asked for a threesome I was disgusted.”

Where’s the ambition, dammit! A foursome… A fivesome…. How about asking for a octosum? C’mon Luke. Up your game. And you can start with working out how to send a “saucy” text. Get his pocket rocket from young Luke:

She wrote at 3am on Friday: “Shame England lost,” and he replied from the team hotel in Rio: “I know.”

Oooou. Don’t stop. Keep talking, you dirty sod… Nearly there….

Carla then sent a selfie in which Melissa also appeared…

Shaw wrote: “That your sister?” Carla replied: “She’s in the background. Lol.”

Shaw then asked: “When we having a threesome?” Carla replied: “Lol. Eww I don’t share my sis. Gross.”

Shaw said: “Ow just the two of us then.”

The Sun adds:

Their chat goes against the high standards expected of England players by coach Roy Hodgson.

That’s what happens when you leave John Terry, the aforesaid Cole and Rio Ferdinand at home and have only Wayne Rooney in the party. Standards slip.

Last night Carla said of her chats with Shaw: “I liked him to begin with. He had a good sense of humour in his messages. He told me he was single and I started thinking he was serious about coming to Los Angeles for a date. But it was soon pretty obvious to me that he was intrigued about Playboy because so many of his messages were about what went on at the mansion.

“I ended up realising he was actually obsessed with it…

Shaw then showed his interest in the Playboy mansion, asking Carla: “Can I come and meet some of the girls?”

She replied: “They literally don’t let any guys come up here ever.” He then said: “You must have had a guy up there?”

She responded: “No it’s mega strict.” He wrote: “Lool. What are you and the girls doing then?”

We’ve no idea. But if you want to find out what (allegedly) goes on at the Hugh Hefner’s place, you can read this NSFW story, which is a lot racier than anything you can read in the limp Sun on Sunday.

 

[Viking Warrior]

Thanks for posting that Guan

 

 

Typical sun tripe and not much better from Ms Howe

 

Someone needs to take luke under there wing , but not Rooney , he was into granny's allegedly

[OldNick]

Effing hell. What a disgusting attitude. It's ok for boys to ask girls for sex and threesomes etc, if she tells anyone she's a tart?

 

Women are people, they are not birds, or tarts and are not just there for men to leer at and try and f**k.

 

I don't like this kind of behaviour, obviously not all guys do it, and yeah he's a young bloke so hopefully he will learn from it. But, every girl I know my age (25) or similar has had unsolicited messages from strangers pestering them for photos, sex etc. it isn't on.

 

It's this attitude that leads to things like Marlon King attacking girls in clubs if they reject their advances, or worse still the Isla Vista shootings recently.

Mother Nature I'm afraid. Please don't tell me women do not look at men as sex objects as well. Unsolicited abuse is wrong, but all this high and mighty men are all ba###### nonsense does get on my goat. Most women want to be attractive to other men, and the girls you see wondering around on Saturday nights with very little on is not to attract compliments from women.

[Golden Balls]

Effing hell. What a disgusting attitude. It's ok for boys to ask girls for sex and threesomes etc, if she tells anyone she's a tart?

 

Women are people, they are not birds, or tarts and are not just there for men to leer at and try and f**k.

 

I don't like this kind of behaviour, obviously not all guys do it, and yeah he's a young bloke so hopefully he will learn from it. But, every girl I know my age (25) or similar has had unsolicited messages from strangers pestering them for photos, sex etc. it isn't on.

 

It's this attitude that leads to things like Marlon King attacking girls in clubs if they reject their advances, or worse still the Isla Vista shootings recently.

 

Sorry but yes. She is. I have no respect for a woman that will clearly lead a rich 18 year old on just so she can sell the story to that rag and pose with hardly any clothes on. So yes, tart/slag/slut, the lot!

 

Plenty of women leer at men, trust me.

 

And this attitude leads to women beating/killing? Seriously? I think there's more to it than that.

 

At the end of it all, if a women is classy then yes, all the respect she deserves. If she's a gold digging slag then again, no respect.

Edited 22 June, 2014 by Golden Balls

[goneawol]

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/06/22/england-teen-luke-shaw-begged-playboy-model-carla-howe-for-threesome-with-twin-sister-melissa-after-world-cup-defeat/

[Coxford_lou]

Sorry but yes. She is. I have no respect for a woman that will clearly lead a rich 18 year old on just so she can sell the story to that rag and pose with hardly any clothes on. So yes, tart/slag/slut, the lot!

 

Plenty of women leer at men, trust me.

 

And this attitude leads to women beating/killing? Seriously? I think there's more to it than that.

 

At the end of it all, if a women is classy then yes, all the respect she deserves. If she's a gold digging slag then again, no respect.

 

So for women:

Classy = OK

Slag/tart = not OK

 

For Luke Shaw:

Go on son

You've embarrassed your parents.

But no moral judgement.

 

Well at least that's clear, and I now know how to behave.

 

I don't think she's a very nice person for doing this story, we agree on that. But when you use words like slag/tart for women about sex, young boys and girls get really messed up views.

 

Sorry this is limited Saints relevance. I won't post further on the topic.

[The Corellian]

If he was "Big Time" he might have got the threesome!!

[Jonnyboy]

I suppose if the roles were reversed then the gender response would be rather than running to The Sun, Playgirl hottie Luke Shaw and his brother would've jetted over to Brazil to "date" 18 year old, rich England sportswoman.

[lifeintheslowlane]

Jeez just lock this Mods...it's pathetic and likely to be going around in ever decreasing circles, ending with some poor soul having a ceasure.

[Ohio Saint]

Jeez just lock this Mods...it's pathetic and likely to be going around in ever decreasing circles, ending with some poor soul having a ceasure.

 

Don't be silly no one is having a seiz..ur#...umff

[oldskoolsi]

I do have a bit of sympathy for Luke, every woman he meets, he'll have to worry about whether she justs wants to sell her story to get famous. We'll never know exactly what happened and she was probably in the pay of the newspaper for a while. i have no problem if she chooses to spend her life that way as long as i can call her what she is a; a prostitute.

[Golden Balls]

So for women:

Classy = OK

Slag/tart = not OK

 

For Luke Shaw:

Go on son

.

 

Basically.

 

But just because you're classy, doesn't mean you can't have a sex life. There's a way to go about it and conduct yourself. This women went the wrong way and deserves all the disrespect she gets when men leer at her and make assumptions based in her actions.

 

I'd say her parents have far more to be embarrassed about than his.

[St Chalet]

Jeez just lock this Mods...it's pathetic and likely to be going around in ever decreasing circles, ending with some poor soul having a ceasure.

 

Really? Surely we are just preparing Luke for being under the microscope at United or Chelsea.

[Bearsy]

Jeez just lock this Mods

 

Not yet. I'm so close.

[Bearsy]

Carla then sent a selfie in which Melissa also appeared…

Shaw wrote: “That your sister?” Carla replied: “She’s in the background. Lol.”

Shaw then asked: “When we having a threesome?” Carla replied: “Lol. Eww I don’t share my sis. Gross.”

Shaw said: “Ow just the two of us then.”

 

Pfft call that begging!

[shurlock]

A nothing story. Inbetweeners bravado from a spotty virgin.

 

Should have done a Januzaj.

Edited 22 June, 2014 by shurlock

[Um Bongo]

'England Ace'

 

lol.

[Scudamore]

Worm

[Window Cleaner]

Pfft call that begging!

 

 

Still it's nowhere near as good as a 3some where one of the girls is checking her e-mails right ?

[Saint George]

The fact he was still up at 3am the morning of a game goes a little way to explaining why England were the ****iest team of the tournament by a country mile.

[monosaint]

Absolute idiot. I thought the Academy tried to instil good values as well as footballing skills in to their development. Not worked here obviously.

[KelvinsRightGlove]

 

Carla and Melissa the wholesome, bashful girls next door.

 

Mother Nature I'm afraid. Please don't tell me women do not look at men as sex objects as well. Unsolicited abuse is wrong, but all this high and mighty men are all ba###### nonsense does get on my goat. Most women want to be attractive to other men, and the girls you see wondering around on Saturday nights with very little on is not to attract compliments from women.

 

Sorry but yes. She is. I have no respect for a woman that will clearly lead a rich 18 year old on just so she can sell the story to that rag and pose with hardly any clothes on. So yes, tart/slag/slut, the lot!

 

Plenty of women leer at men, trust me.

 

And this attitude leads to women beating/killing? Seriously? I think there's more to it than that.

 

At the end of it all, if a women is classy then yes, all the respect she deserves. If she's a gold digging slag then again, no respect.

 

What depressingly predictable responses. They're basically asking for it, right?!

 

How a girl dresses means nothing, that still does not mean they are prime targets for anything.

 

Yes, it is these attitudes that lead to it.

 

Pull your head out the sand, and look up the Isla Vista cases. Read the blokes manifesto, or at least a summary of it.

 

I guarantee you, these actions supported by responses such as 'go on lad' and oh 'she's a tart/slag, she's asking for it' are what lead men to believe that women owe them affection/love/adoration and ultimately sex.

 

GB you clearly have no respect for women whatsoever.

[B Rabbit]

Absolute idiot. I thought the Academy tried to instil good values as well as footballing skills in to their development. Not worked here obviously.

 

How old are you... 65?

 

18 year old lad tries to get laid by playboy model....appalling...

[Batman]

What depressingly predictable responses. They're basically asking for it, right?!

 

How a girl dresses means nothing, that still does not mean they are prime targets for anything.

 

Yes, it is these attitudes that lead to it.

 

Pull your head out the sand, and look up the Isla Vista cases. Read the blokes manifesto, or at least a summary of it.

 

I guarantee you, these actions supported by responses such as 'go on lad' and oh 'she's a tart/slag, she's asking for it' are what lead men to believe that women owe them affection/love/adoration and ultimately sex.

 

GB you clearly have no respect for women whatsoever.

I would say she has no respect for herself.

Luke is doing what most other 18 year olds up and down the country are doing. Trying to score a lady.

 

she is quite happy selling her story and at the same time no doubt, promote that she is a glamour model or what ever..

 

she is in an industry where sex sells.....funny old game

[B Rabbit]

.

 

GB you clearly have no respect for women whatsoever.

 

​You've clearly only done missionary before...

[B Rabbit]

I would say she has no respect for herself.

Luke is doing what most other 18 year olds up and down the country are doing. Trying to score a lady.

 

she is quite happy selling her story and at the same time no doubt, promote that she is a glamour model or what ever..

 

she is in an industry where sex sells.....funny old game

 

Absolutely correct...

[hutch]

I'm just thinking out loud here, but it seems to me that if you're precious about mildly lewd comments from members of the opposite sex, it's probably best not to get a job working for Hugh Heffner selling nude photographs of yourself to members of the opposite sex.

[wessex saint]

Wow !! What an incredible thread! All of you that are taking the moral high ground... Have you had a threesome ? No? Ooh... What a surprise! You've just spent most of your adult life fantasising about it then ?

18 yr old tries his luck in an attempt to bed a play girl model and her sister. Good effort buddy.... Every heterosexual male has fantasised about it.

Move on.

[Scudamore]

What depressingly predictable responses. They're basically asking for it, right?!

 

How a girl dresses means nothing, that still does not mean they are prime targets for anything.

 

Yes, it is these attitudes that lead to it.

 

Pull your head out the sand, and look up the Isla Vista cases. Read the blokes manifesto, or at least a summary of it.

 

I guarantee you, these actions supported by responses such as 'go on lad' and oh 'she's a tart/slag, she's asking for it' are what lead men to believe that women owe them affection/love/adoration and ultimately sex.

 

GB you clearly have no respect for women whatsoever.

 

Get a grip ya ****ing eunuch. He's a horndog - not a rapist.

[Jez]

The fact he was still up at 3am the morning of a game goes a little way to explaining why England were the ****iest team of the tournament by a country mile.

 

THAT is exactly what The Sun want people to think. If you actually re-read it more carefully, they have worded it to trick you into thinking this. What they actually mean is the 3am AFTER England played Urguay, Luke Shaw had some of this discussion with this woman from LA. Which was of course just before our exit from the World Cup i.e. we exited from the World Cup when Italy lost to Costa Rica the next day. It is probably even 3am UK time too, so prior to midnight over there, but doesn't clarify that. Or 3am in LA - where this woman is based. I love that from swapping a couple of texts/tweets/whatsapp messages which were mainly only several letters long, she thought Luke would potentially visit her in LA.

 

Plus, look at her form. For those of you who wouldn't want to judge her for any slutty/tarty behaviour, she has previous as has sold stories like this before about footballers. It is almost like she is luring these famous men into having these conversations so she can then sell them and make some money and obtain some fame...

Not sure how a Playboy model is "disgusted" by a threesome either.

 

If I was an 18 year old lad, and I either got a response or a message from a Playboy girl, I would reply and make jokes about threesomes too. Remember she is in LA - not like any of this was going to happen.

 

And just for the record Saint George (sorry, not picking on you) did you think England were the ****iest team of the tournament after we played Italy? Or only after we played Uruguay? I think the general consensus at the time (unless you disagree) was that we done ok against Italy. Only with hindsight after losing to Uruguay does the Italy game seem worse.

 

Such a non story exaggerated massively by The Sun and bizarrely made into headlines.

[The Majestic Channon]

Poor split arse, oh well she Made a wedge

 

Sent from my C1905 using Tapatalk

[derry]

This story stands along with the Southampton meltdown in January and the whole team leaving in May. Great journalism by the Sun. Headline should have read " Naïve 18 year old footballer led on by unscrupulous glamour model selling her story yet again"

[shurlock]

Get a grip ya ****ing eunuch. He's a horndog - not a rapist.

 

KellysOvenGloves has got her knickers in a twist on this one. A complete and utter nonstory.

[sambosa75]

Is it only me that thinks the picture looks nothing like him?

[KelvinsRightGlove]

Haha, now come the derogatory 'must be a girl' comments.

 

Your predictability is outweighed only by your stupidity. That said, every one knows you aren't the brightest Shurlock.

[saintbob40]

Good to see him broadening his knowledge with a new formation. Best keep it tight at the back though.

[richard]

Is it only me that thinks the picture looks nothing like him?

 

No. There are at least two of us.

[Ohio Saint]

No. There are at least two of us.

 

Because nobody ever tweets or posts a pic online that is representative of how they actually look.

 

My avatar is actually a selfie.