dubai_phil Posted 12 June, 2014 Share Posted 12 June, 2014 OK so 2 minutes to go before the BIG debate (JLo? Would You?) As so many different 'taters round the world have already spoken hours of krap, thought we should have our own TMS 4 week long Repository of Coleman Balls and just sheer Nonsense. So I'll start JLo's bum is perfect. Pitbull & Co will not Lip Sync, no siree. Over to y'all Extras Votes in the MVP stakes for the best with any actually links/gifs/etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2014 (edited) And we start off with David Pleat as our expert Opening Ceremony Summriser.... 14.3% of the Amazon Rainforest is now protected. Thanks Dave Edited 12 June, 2014 by dubai_phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 June, 2014 Share Posted 12 June, 2014 14.3% of the Amazon Rainforest is now protected. And that percentage gets bigger every year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2014 Howard Webb is being paid 30,000 POUNDS for his work at the WC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 June, 2014 Share Posted 12 June, 2014 Man this is embarrassing, I dunno it I can watch any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 June, 2014 Share Posted 12 June, 2014 Did they rent SMS sound system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 June, 2014 Share Posted 12 June, 2014 Yeah, of course I would. Who's JLo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2014 Did they rent SMS sound system? Nah. They rented the one from Nottarf Krap. The Invoice said it was last used by Arcade Fire on tour & the bill was 14 million Euros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2014 Yeah, of course I would. Who's JLo? She was the older one in Green with a big bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2014 Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy 30m A whole bunch of people are walking round dressed up as trees. In a minute, some guys will try and illegally cut them down. #HalfTimeShow Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy 21m Some kid gets out a major felony card and sends off all the lame dancer guys. #HalfTimeShow #WorldCup Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy 13m Is this even music? What are you Pitbull? #MajorFelonyCard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 June, 2014 Share Posted 12 June, 2014 (edited) She was the older one in Green with a big bum. Older is good it's a lot safer when they can take their teeth out. Edited 12 June, 2014 by Whitey Grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2014 The Media Blog @TheMediaTweets 14m Just remember: "There's no easy drinking games in international football..." pic.twitter.com/s4jMLTZO8j Expand Reply Retweeted Favorite More Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 June, 2014 Share Posted 12 June, 2014 You lot must be on crack to watch any of that ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 14 June, 2014 Footy Memes@FootyMemes The best banner at the World Cup so far pic.twitter.com/Do0zLV4ihd Reply Retweet Favorite More Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 14 June, 2014 Share Posted 14 June, 2014 http://www.gusthefox.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 14 June, 2014 David Pleat : Yes that is definitely a Penalty. Johnson moved his arm towards the ball. England very lucky there". Yes David, except the ball hit his LEG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 14 June, 2014 Share Posted 14 June, 2014 This thread is David Pleat's true home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 14 June, 2014 Lots of English players have gone on to have great careers in Italy like John Charles & Liam Brady............... Thanks David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 15 June, 2014 TransferScoop @TransferScoop 4h Wayne Rooney's best goals at the World Cup! pic.twitter.com/1D8pIxfEKN Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 June, 2014 Share Posted 16 June, 2014 Footy Memes@FootyMemes The best banner at the World Cup so far pic.twitter.com/Do0zLV4ihd Reply Retweet Favorite More I'm hopeful that everyone else knows that's from the Wales v South Africa Rugbish international on Saturday, and if so, whoosh me. But can't tell if trolling or serious on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 June, 2014 Share Posted 16 June, 2014 Sorry for linking to the Mirror but I thought Jonathon Pearce showed what a **** he is last night :- http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/bbcs-jonathan-pearce-utterly-baffled-3701145 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 16 June, 2014 Share Posted 16 June, 2014 http://i57.tinypic.com/21jraed.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 16 June, 2014 Share Posted 16 June, 2014 Not strictly a commentator (although if you lived in our house you’d find that f*cking hard to believe), towards the end of the England match, Mrs Stickman screamed something I hadn’t heard for a while: “For god’s sake just whack it in!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolsaint29 Posted 16 June, 2014 Share Posted 16 June, 2014 Mum wanted to know why all the hanging around on Saturday night and if they could start the game a bit early as she was getting tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 16 June, 2014 Share Posted 16 June, 2014 Why do Chiles, Dixon, the frog and the wop keep touching each other? Its like some homoerotic love-fest. Take it to the bedroom lads, we dont need to see it. #ffs #ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoPints Posted 16 June, 2014 Share Posted 16 June, 2014 Not strictly World Cup related but made me laugh all the same (read the ticker). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 17 June, 2014 Share Posted 17 June, 2014 Don't be daft. They're all Brazillians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 June, 2014 Share Posted 17 June, 2014 Not strictly a commentator (although if you lived in our house you’d find that f*cking hard to believe), towards the end of the England match, Mrs Stickman screamed something I hadn’t heard for a while: “For god’s sake just whack it in!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 17 June, 2014 Share Posted 17 June, 2014 A lot of cnutybollix about Rooney being a "street footballer". If that's the case he can stick his hat on the ground and I'll chuck in what money I think he deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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