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What a bizarre question. I am very happily married to my Belarusian wife, so probably not. And, if I were not married, there would be a whole load of other criteria I would need to know before I could answer such a question: does she have big norks?; does she give good head?; is she a good cook and housekeeper?; what are her views on the Falklands/Malvinas?; etc.

 

What are your wife's views on the Malvinas situation?

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There is no quote of mine above that quote of yours. Your one is at the top of this page.

 

Are you drinking? :

 

Quote Originally Posted by Minsk View Post

What a bizarre question. I am very happily married to my Belarusian wife, so probably not. And, if I were not married, there would be a whole load of other criteria I would need to know before I could answer such a question: does she have big norks?; does she give good head?; is she a good cook and housekeeper?; what are her views on the Falklands/Malvinas?; etc.

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Are you drinking? :

 

Quote Originally Posted by Minsk View Post

What a bizarre question. I am very happily married to my Belarusian wife, so probably not. And, if I were not married, there would be a whole load of other criteria I would need to know before I could answer such a question: does she have big norks?; does she give good head?; is she a good cook and housekeeper?; what are her views on the Falklands/Malvinas?; etc.

 

Yes, I was drinking yesterday when I answered. I will be drinking today as well.

 

However, that quote is not from ABOVE, it is from a previous page. And, since then, I have lost all recollection of what the Malvinas

is/are. Hang on, I'll ask the wife...........

 

No, she doesn't know what Malvinas is/are either.

 

Maybe it/they has/have a different name? The real one? Possibly?

 

P.S. Thanks for not asking any of the other questions about my wife.

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Yes, I was drinking yesterday when I answered. I will be drinking today as well.

 

However, that quote is not from ABOVE, it is from a previous page. And, since then, I have lost all recollection of what the Malvinas

is/are. Hang on, I'll ask the wife...........

 

No, she doesn't know what Malvinas is/are either.

 

Maybe it/they has/have a different name? The real one? Possibly?

 

P.S. Thanks for not asking any of the other questions about my wife.

 

I'd be worried that he already knows the answers;)

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I'd be worried that he already knows the answers;)

 

What a scary thought..........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone else having endured my missus' cooking!!!!

 

;)

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