St Chalet Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 Simon Peach was quoted as saying that the Liverpool bid for Lallana contained 'ridiculous add-ons'. This got be thinking what he could mean by this. I will kick off: 10 Scouse supporters being able to pronounce his name without sounding like they'd had a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Octopus Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 His house does not get burgled whilst he is playing away in the champions league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncanRG Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £3m if he wins the Johnstone's Paint Trophy again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 A £1m loyalty bonus if he stays long enough to play two games in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £2m per World Cup goal? (depending on if he signs before) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Dunlop Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £1000 every time he pats the badge on the shirt £10,000 if he kisses it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 10p for every time he sucks off Gerrard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Octopus Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 10 million per game if he lasts 90 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 50p for every cruyff turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 Ensuring that he says "had it not been for Southampton this wouldn't have been possible" in every interview. A silver spoon is to be given as payment every time this is not upheld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncanRG Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £2m if he demands the number 9 shirt off Iago Aspas as a permanent tribute to Jay Rodriguez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £1000 every time he pats the badge on the shirt £10,000 if he kisses it!! Fantastic...you whisked the words right from me. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleysfc Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £1000 everytime Sky mention he was a boyhood Everton fan just like Jamie Carragher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £2,000,000 in cash if Ads can manage a year in Liverpool without going to the shops in his pyjamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £1m for growing a full beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAS Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 Jamie Carragher has to say his name clearly 3 times whilst looking in a mirror, without moving his mouth (and risk getting stung by a wasp.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £5M if he develops a scouse accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 £1m for growing a full beard. Agreed - if you're 26 and can't grow one, shave it off FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisthehulk Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 10p per hubcap Sent from my LG-D802 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickyhale Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 10p for every time he sucks off Gerrard. A pound if he swallows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £5m if he says he wants to leave 'pool but doesn't hand in a transfer request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 10,000 every time he actually makes Messi look like sh1te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £5m when his voice finally breaks Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £1m for every Hollyoaks bird/bloke he ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 1m for every time the board ignore his calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £1M every time Suarez intentionally passes to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olallana Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 This thread isn´t in the muppet show because a mod started it, right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 50p for every cruyff turn. Woah, we'd best line up that Messi bid. Minted. £1m per mm of beard fluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £1 for each minutes silence he participates in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunrise Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 10 grand for everytime he says "you know" in an interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 10 grand for everytime he says "you know" in an interview. Got some mates that do that, y'know. It's a shame, y'know, cos, y'know, they sound like f**king idiots that y'know, fill air with y'know, meaningless fluff. Y'know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajv2809 Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £1 million for every Liverpool shirt he signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nta786 Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 20,000 pounds if plays more than twenty minutes in a game. oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakovnetski Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £50 for every wannabe-WAG he sh*gs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 An undisclosed fee every time he makes the papers after being snapped in massage parlours. When a fee cannot be decided, a tribunal consisting of pimps, madams and Wayne Rooney will have final say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 A £1m loyalty bonus if he stays long enough to play two FULL games in a row. Corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £500k every time he says he wants to see his career out with Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £1 million every time he says "I can only see my future lying with Liverpool Football Club." £10 million for every time he says "If someone was to say that I'd end my career playing for Liverpool in the Premier League then I'd snap your hand off for it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £1m for growing a full beard. .......2 million - if he shaves it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint137 Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £10m if he ever does make Messi look sh!te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicestersaint Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £500,000 every time he dives and actually wins a penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £5m every time he shows some loyalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £7.50 if he shaves off that shiitt beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAS Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 Woah, we'd best line up that Messi bid. Minted. £1m per mm of beard fluff.Looks like he has bought a stick on beard for the world cup, its long and a different colour. Amazing what that Miami air can do to a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 £7.50 if he shaves off that shiitt beard I want him to keep it. Not quite a beard. Nearly there. Just lacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 6 June, 2014 Share Posted 6 June, 2014 a potential Lallana deal (with Liverpool) will look like another version of the Lambert deal. Extra payments for apps.....goals scored and /or future international apps. Think this is to get around the " sell-on " clauses they both have. Bristol Rovers are to get 25% of the Lambert fee, but one of the original stories I read suggested the fee was closer to £8-10 million. This way Rovers will get £1 million instead of a potential £2 -2.5M. Lallana 's deal is much the same. Bournemouth stand to get a hefty sum in any case, but 20%/25% of a £25 million fee would lower Saints´profit on the deal to less than £20 million. He's worth more. Had it not been for the sell-on clause, I think we might have accepted Liverpool's £20 million from the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 6 June, 2014 Share Posted 6 June, 2014 Lallana for 20m plus Suarez, Sturridge and Gerrard all sewn together as a human centipede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 June, 2014 Share Posted 6 June, 2014 a potential Lallana deal (with Liverpool) will look like another version of the Lambert deal. Extra payments for apps.....goals scored and /or future international apps. Think this is to get around the " sell-on " clauses they both have. Bristol Rovers are to get 25% of the Lambert fee, but one of the original stories I read suggested the fee was closer to £8-10 million. This way Rovers will get £1 million instead of a potential £2 -2.5M. Lallana 's deal is much the same. Bournemouth stand to get a hefty sum in any case, but 20%/25% of a £25 million fee would lower Saints´profit on the deal to less than £20 million. He's worth more. Had it not been for the sell-on clause, I think we might have accepted Liverpool's £20 million from the start. How does that sit with the 'Pompey get anther £1m if Glen Johnson wins the Premier League'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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