St Chalet Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 Simon Peach was quoted as saying that the Liverpool bid for Lallana contained 'ridiculous add-ons'. This got be thinking what he could mean by this. I will kick off: 10 Scouse supporters being able to pronounce his name without sounding like they'd had a stroke.
Dr Octopus Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 His house does not get burgled whilst he is playing away in the champions league.
Whitey Grandad Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 A £1m loyalty bonus if he stays long enough to play two games in a row.
Twiggy Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 £2m per World Cup goal? (depending on if he signs before)
Reggie Dunlop Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 £1000 every time he pats the badge on the shirt £10,000 if he kisses it!!
Colinjb Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 Ensuring that he says "had it not been for Southampton this wouldn't have been possible" in every interview. A silver spoon is to be given as payment every time this is not upheld.
DuncanRG Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 £2m if he demands the number 9 shirt off Iago Aspas as a permanent tribute to Jay Rodriguez
Saint Fan CaM Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 £1000 every time he pats the badge on the shirt £10,000 if he kisses it!! Fantastic...you whisked the words right from me. LOL!
shirleysfc Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 £1000 everytime Sky mention he was a boyhood Everton fan just like Jamie Carragher.
pap Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 £2,000,000 in cash if Ads can manage a year in Liverpool without going to the shops in his pyjamas.
GAS Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 Jamie Carragher has to say his name clearly 3 times whilst looking in a mirror, without moving his mouth (and risk getting stung by a wasp.)
Trader Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 £1m for growing a full beard. Agreed - if you're 26 and can't grow one, shave it off FFS.
mynameisthehulk Posted 3 June, 2014 Posted 3 June, 2014 10p per hubcap Sent from my LG-D802 using Tapatalk
dickyhale Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 10p for every time he sucks off Gerrard. A pound if he swallows
CB Saint Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 £5m if he says he wants to leave 'pool but doesn't hand in a transfer request.
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 10,000 every time he actually makes Messi look like sh1te.
SO16_Saint Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 £5m when his voice finally breaks Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
Olallana Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 This thread isn´t in the muppet show because a mod started it, right??
ant Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 50p for every cruyff turn. Woah, we'd best line up that Messi bid. Minted. £1m per mm of beard fluff.
sunrise Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 10 grand for everytime he says "you know" in an interview.
pap Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 10 grand for everytime he says "you know" in an interview. Got some mates that do that, y'know. It's a shame, y'know, cos, y'know, they sound like f**king idiots that y'know, fill air with y'know, meaningless fluff. Y'know.
nta786 Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 20,000 pounds if plays more than twenty minutes in a game. oh wait.
pap Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 An undisclosed fee every time he makes the papers after being snapped in massage parlours. When a fee cannot be decided, a tribunal consisting of pimps, madams and Wayne Rooney will have final say.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 A £1m loyalty bonus if he stays long enough to play two FULL games in a row. Corrected.
Viking Warrior Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 £500k every time he says he wants to see his career out with Liverpool
St Marco Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 £1 million every time he says "I can only see my future lying with Liverpool Football Club." £10 million for every time he says "If someone was to say that I'd end my career playing for Liverpool in the Premier League then I'd snap your hand off for it"
david in sweden Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 £1m for growing a full beard. .......2 million - if he shaves it off.
Leicestersaint Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 £500,000 every time he dives and actually wins a penalty.
GAS Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 Woah, we'd best line up that Messi bid. Minted. £1m per mm of beard fluff.Looks like he has bought a stick on beard for the world cup, its long and a different colour. Amazing what that Miami air can do to a bloke.
Goatboy Posted 4 June, 2014 Posted 4 June, 2014 £7.50 if he shaves off that shiitt beard I want him to keep it. Not quite a beard. Nearly there. Just lacking.
david in sweden Posted 6 June, 2014 Posted 6 June, 2014 a potential Lallana deal (with Liverpool) will look like another version of the Lambert deal. Extra payments for apps.....goals scored and /or future international apps. Think this is to get around the " sell-on " clauses they both have. Bristol Rovers are to get 25% of the Lambert fee, but one of the original stories I read suggested the fee was closer to £8-10 million. This way Rovers will get £1 million instead of a potential £2 -2.5M. Lallana 's deal is much the same. Bournemouth stand to get a hefty sum in any case, but 20%/25% of a £25 million fee would lower Saints´profit on the deal to less than £20 million. He's worth more. Had it not been for the sell-on clause, I think we might have accepted Liverpool's £20 million from the start.
Ohio Saint Posted 6 June, 2014 Posted 6 June, 2014 Lallana for 20m plus Suarez, Sturridge and Gerrard all sewn together as a human centipede.
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 June, 2014 Posted 6 June, 2014 a potential Lallana deal (with Liverpool) will look like another version of the Lambert deal. Extra payments for apps.....goals scored and /or future international apps. Think this is to get around the " sell-on " clauses they both have. Bristol Rovers are to get 25% of the Lambert fee, but one of the original stories I read suggested the fee was closer to £8-10 million. This way Rovers will get £1 million instead of a potential £2 -2.5M. Lallana 's deal is much the same. Bournemouth stand to get a hefty sum in any case, but 20%/25% of a £25 million fee would lower Saints´profit on the deal to less than £20 million. He's worth more. Had it not been for the sell-on clause, I think we might have accepted Liverpool's £20 million from the start. How does that sit with the 'Pompey get anther £1m if Glen Johnson wins the Premier League'?
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