Caption competition

[lamanga]

 

"Five quid more and I'll have enough for my ticket"

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

My teamsh are just like a plane. Eventually, they alwaysh go down.

[Rob the Saint]

The way back to Holland is either this way or that way.

[Huffton]

Before I pick the team, I have a shpliff thish long...

[Colinjb]

 

 

Oh no! I've been found out for what I am! CRAP!

[badgerx16]

There are emergenshy exitsh at the front of de plane and at de rear of de plane.

[Wopper]

Don't blame me I don't pick the team.

[lamanga]

i bought the boysh thish plane to play with for cwishmas

[saint lard]

 

Ok,ok, i'll f u c k off.

[saint lard]

i bought the boysh thish plane to play with for cwishmas

 

Elmer Fudd ?

[ladysaint]

4 4 2 whats that

[Leslie Charteris]

If only my talent was this big...

[saint lard]

On one hand i am shyte,but on the other hand i am ...shyte.

[ottery st mary]

Oh no! I've been found out for what I am! CRAP!

 

The clown on my left is Lowey and the clown on my right is Wildey, is that not plane to see?

 

 

Lowey said, hold your hand out Jan and I will give you the 60,000 to pay Helmond. I am still waiting.

[Right sider]

Beats me why I'm stood in front of a plane, in fact I haven't a clue about anything anymore!

[offix]

The only thing flying high is the sponsor, not my team!

[The Majestic Channon]

It mosh be chrishmas, lowe hash gishen me job, anyone got any vera's?

[Loyal Saint]

This plane is very similar to the way I like my football. Low budget, slow to take off, one pilot up top, wings that don't bother anyone and the beauty is you never have to make confusing changes to it. I don't do dizzy heights but I'll take you down faster than you can say 'what a strange dutch appointment'

[Baj]

waar zijn de southampton fans gebleven

[offix]

waar zijn de southampton fans gebleven

 

Very good Baj.

They went the way of the Dodo!

[lamanga]

waar zijn de southampton fans gebleven

 

I think we have a winner!!!

[trousers]

 

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

[benjii]

"I'm trying to sign Dion Dublin".

[brightspark]

"why hello mr calderwood, welcome to southampton. Here are my christmas gifts of gold, myrrh and three points"

[saint lard]

"i caught one this big...honest,would i lie too you"

[Mole]

"Yes i´ll wear the silly hat Rupert, anything you say master"

[Nutwood2]

My legs were this wide apart when Archie Gemmill nutmecked me!

[Weston Super Saint]

We can't score in this goal, and we can't score in this goal.

[Saint Billy]

 

I thought thish is what you meant when you ashked "do I have any plans for shouthampton?".

[sun of spain]

 

 

With a few Dutch spliffs I feel I can fly,with a few thousand I think I'm a good Manager !!

[Sfc90]

 

"Five quid more and I'll have enough for my ticket"

 

Something along the lines of "What the **** am i doing here, this **** Lowe thinks im great, haha"

[Navysaint]

The system is easy

One up front

Two behind him

One behind them

Two behind him

Four at the back

And one to close the door and turn the lights off in January!!

 

Rupert can you sign the man the planes named after?

:confused::smt012:smt078

[jeff leopard]

 

I thought thish is what you meant when you ashked "do I have any plans for shouthampton?".

 

 

Very good!

 

'one of santa's helpers preparing to spread christmas cheer to the people of plymouth'

[St. Jason]

 

I hate these tracksuit bottoms, i have no where to put my hands!!!!

[lamanga]

What do you mean I've got to blow into your breathaliser before take off?