dubai_phil Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 So, is Miguel Angel Jimenez the greatest sporting hero on the planet (for us over 40 years old?) He won't ever walk out on us, he'll just slide away into the sunset sipping a Rioja and puffing on a Cohiba. Who can we replace SRL with as our new Sporting Legends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 I think I speak on behalf of all muppets when I say that the main bored doom and gloom is still a more attractive proposition than talking about golf. You should know by now Phil, if you want to lure us into golf chit chat, you need to trick us with pictures of hot girls in golfing attire. Once you get us going, you can then start introducing discussions on casual slacks and pringle golfing jumpers. Only then is there any chance of us unwittingly starting to discuss getting a hole in one, or doing a birdie in a bunker, or whatever it is that you want us to talk about. Come on Phil, you know the drill....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 30 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Is that a pic of Maria Verchekova Lightouse? If so, she is WAY more interesting than the main bored(And she is one great dirty dancer as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 31 May, 2014 Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 31 May, 2014 Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Went to the cricket at the Rose Bowl last night, to avoid watching all those "Scousers" turning out for England. Another great performance, but I am now worried that Liverpool will be bidding for James Vince and insist on buying him before the 1st test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 31 May, 2014 Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Just played six holes in the Maldives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Meanwhile. In the field of Aerobatics. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/peruvian-player-hit-in-the-head-with-a-paper-airplane-during-england-match-220715868.html Or this one is better as it doesn't have Adrian Chiles in it http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84128037/ Women often scream like the one in the 2nd clip when they discover they have to sit next to Eric in the Pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Just played six holes in the Maldives. So do you play a shot, board a boat to the next Island and then play the next one? Sounds well i) expensive being The Maldives and ii) fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 31 May, 2014 Share Posted 31 May, 2014 On kuredu. They have a six hole course, the only one in the Maldives apparently. I like your idea better though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 31 May, 2014 Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Golf on the Maldives...... Cool! I had Mauritius down as my happy golfing paradise goal, but the Maldives ticks a different box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 This would increase the membership Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 3 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 3 June, 2014 Nice one CC. Meanwhile exclusive to TMS regulars, here is THE #1 Twit to follow for all the excietment of the World Cup build up with the England party. https://twitter.com/BoringMilner Think he is almost as legendary as Soccerguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 3 June, 2014 Share Posted 3 June, 2014 Best Golf Caddy Remarks Number :10 Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Number : 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." Number : 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now." Number : 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." Number : 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence." Number : 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." Number : 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf." Number : 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day." Number : 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course .We left that an hour ago." And the Number : 1 .. . . . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 4 June, 2014 SiP. When were you in Dubai? You've been talking to my bloody Caddy haven't you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 Nice one CC. Meanwhile exclusive to TMS regulars, here is THE #1 Twit to follow for all the excietment of the World Cup build up with the England party. https://twitter.com/BoringMilner Think he is almost as legendary as Soccerguy Boring Milner and Soccer guy are awesome. Picked some others out you might be interested in all parody accounts: @TweeterAlliss who takes the **** when he can @evilkagawa this one is bloody funny @bigjohnterry this one could be john terry @kaiwayne now this is ****ing funny, Wayne's kid basically swearing a lot etc @thebig_sam quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 Kai Wayne @KaiWayne FROM DADDY: Kai, Playing wide left. Wide ****ing left. That's where they normally stick arseholes like Downing or Young. Love Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 Kai Wayne @KaiWayne FROM DADDY: Kai, Playing wide left. Wide ****ing left. That's where they normally stick arseholes like Downing or Young. Love Dad. And now Rooney by all accounts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 4 June, 2014 Share Posted 4 June, 2014 Yeah I am in the Rooney overrated camp, think he is detrimental to the team ethic as I just see him moaning a lot at the younger players, keep coming deep and basically just not worth the hassle. I really think he would be better at the moment from the bench as being a secret fatboy running around in the humidity isn't going to be nice for him. Front 3 for me currently is: Sturridge Lallana Sterling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 4 June, 2014 After tonight's performance perhaps it is time the Mods replaced the McInnes with a picture of Milner until the end of the WC? Oh and just for TMS regulars ITK from my taxi driver - SRL IS the Suarez replacement, he's going to PSG for 91mil hence their rush to sign SRL & AL... (I may have posted that obscurely on the main bored 1 minute ago but it can be discussed here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 4 June, 2014 Yeah I am in the Rooney overrated camp, think he is detrimental to the team ethic as I just see him moaning a lot at the younger players, keep coming deep and basically just not worth the hassle. I really think he would be better at the moment from the bench as being a secret fatboy running around in the humidity isn't going to be nice for him. Front 3 for me currently is: Sturridge Lallana Sterling Rooney needs SRL up front so he can rip off his handballing skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 June, 2014 Just in, apparently GS has been using his time off the forum to play more golf. His approach shot to the second yesterday has made the global press And maybe ice that wrist a bit after the round. http://www.golfdigest.com/blogs/the-loop/2014/06/this-might-actually-be-the-wor.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 5 June, 2014 Share Posted 5 June, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Whitey Grandad Posted 5 June, 2014 Share Posted 5 June, 2014 Brings a new meaning to the word bunk'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 June, 2014 Brings a new meaning to the word bunk'er. Not to mention the Ride Her Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 6 June, 2014 Share Posted 6 June, 2014 Now this a playstation game that could take golf to the next level. #Grandtheftgolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 June, 2014 Now this a playstation game that could take golf to the next level. #Grandtheftgolf Hmm I'd like to play around with those chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 6 June, 2014 Share Posted 6 June, 2014 Those coy pictures where women pose naked for pictures but cross their arms and legs to avoid you seeing anything really **** me off! Heres a radical idea, either keep a bikini on or flaunt it proudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 6 June, 2014 Share Posted 6 June, 2014 Those coy pictures where women pose naked for pictures but cross their arms and legs to avoid you seeing anything really **** me off! Heres a radical idea, either keep a bikini on or flaunt it proudly. OK BTT, will do. Thanks for the advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 June, 2014 Share Posted 6 June, 2014 Now this a playstation game that could take golf to the next level. #Grandtheftgolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 8 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 8 June, 2014 Perhaps it is time to start watching more of those Reality Talent Shows on TV. I got the feeling from the reaction of the presenter on Italy's got Talent that this kinda act would be dubious after midnight, let alone on Prime Time TV Nice jugs though http://www.funnyinterestingthings.com/video/Shocking-Erotic-Dance-Live-On-TV-18#.U5RDinKSwrI And Oh yes I certainly would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 8 June, 2014 Share Posted 8 June, 2014 Those coy pictures where women pose naked for pictures but cross their arms and legs to avoid you seeing anything really **** me off! Heres a radical idea, either keep a bikini on or flaunt it proudly. I'm totally with you on that Tim, there were plenty more photos in the 'naked golf' search results that I preferred, but you know what a bunch of prudes the mods are on here and I've not sen any suggestions I'd like to steal yet, in the 'your next username' thread!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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