Google Car : downsides

[tony13579]

Ok, so. You get a google car and apart from the hideous smiley face and boredom....

You get in it and ask it to go to SMS.

So it sets off, and starts asking you questions...

Do you want to go shopping, I can suggest 3 shops that sell SMS SIM cards.

Do you need a loan?

Do you need Viagra?

 

Then you going along you see your mate walking along. You want to offer him a lift but the google car won't let you stop on a yellow line and insists you pull into one of the car parks on its database.

 

You get to the car park... You wanted the space under a tree (cos it's hot) near the loo. But google car wants space it's booked right up the other end. Next to the opposition coaches.

 

Then your google car starts nagging you to buy it tyres. Go to a health club 200m away, free smoothies 150m away.