Lighthouse Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 This seems to be what most of the tabloids are doing, so let's give it a go ourselves. The Player - The colour of the shirt/t-shirt you are currently wearing Red - Lallana Blue - Shaw Green - Lovren White - Clyne Black - Morgan Yellow - Wanyama Brown - Cork Pink - Lambert Orange - J Rod Purple - Davis Grey - Chambers Silver - Boruc Gold - Fonte Other - Hooiveld Is going to - Your first pet Dog - Arsenal Cat - Man Utd Fish - Pompey Rabbit - Liverpool Guinea Pig - QPR Ferret - Everton Parrot - Real Madrid Budgie - Spurs Chipmunk - Chelsea Chinchilla - Newcastle Snake - West Ham Lizard - Leicester Turtle - PSG Horse - Aston Villa Other - Ipswich on loan Price - The last 2 numbers of your mobile number I've got Chambers going to Arsenal for £80m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olallana Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Morgan to Arsenal for free. (£00m) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrensup Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Morgan to Arsenal for free. (£00m) Finally recalling than loan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrensup Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Clyne Man Utd £16m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Wow...Shaw to Arsenal for 42 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Chambers to Pompey for £63m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Chambers to Spurs for £23m One thing I've gathered from this so far is that Grey is a popular t-shirt colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewb Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Arsenal for £35m (I presume you meant price in millions Lighthouse as £35 for Luke is tad on the low side!) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to liverpool for £11million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Lallana to QPR 56-Million lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granite_City_Saint Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Spurs for £8M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Lovren to Arsenal, £92 Mill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 I've got Chambers going to Arsenal for £80m ...& I've got Shaw going there for £81m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Man Utd £94m - jackpot! PS I've heard they won't pay it all up front.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 I understand Clyne is lined up for a £60m move to United. Being ratified at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markr27 Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Heard from an unreliable source that Calum Chambers is off to Arsenal for £24m... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 (edited) Liverpool are preparing a sensational £24 million swoop on Southampton for their highly-rated full-back, Calum Chambers. Although Kop chief, Brendan Rodgers, already has England's first-choice right back, Glen Johnson, at his disposal, it is thought that Rodgers has serious doubts over his ability to actually defend. His calamitous performance against Crystal Palace, in which Liverpool let a 3-0 lead slip, has led Rodgers to consider bolstering his options, and after glancing down the back page of his trusty Southampton match-day programme, Chambers seems to fit the bill. Chambers was unavailable for comment about the purported transfer, but he is thought to be open to a move after being left crushed and humiliated by the decision to remove surrogate father-figure, Paul Williams, as u18 coach. Meanwhile, new Southampton Chairman, Ralph Krueger, was pictured soaking up the local culture with a shopping trip to Winchester this weekend. He told reporters that the visit had inspired him to think up a new leadership model that may or may not be implemented at the Southampton Saints. Edited 25 May, 2014 by Toon Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Hooiveld to Man Utd for £77m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingwing Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Chambers to Chelsea for £21m... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Wanyama to Portsmouth for 96 million. They're going to be financially buggered after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Lion Tamer Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Chambers to Ipswich on loan. Loan fee - £68m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Hooiveld to Man Utd for £77m Put some clothes on, hatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Hooiveld to Man Utd for £77m Did you change your top deliberately? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Wanyama to Portsmouth for 96 million. They're going to be financially buggered after that. Breaking: Wanyama gutted to hear the move has collapsed but perked up when he heard they were still financially buggered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isla Wight Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Clyne to Liverpool - 94 mil. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isla Wight Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 I like this thread. Makes as much sense as all the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
channonwindmill Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 I've never had a pet - what do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Davis to QPR for £23m! Given it's QPR, it actually doesn't sound that ridiculous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Chambers to Pompey for £4m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Clyne to Utd for £46m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Man U £86 m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westmidlandsaint Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Spurs for £37m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 This system fails: Pompey couldn't afford Shaw at £30m or survive the FFP rules - he's worth more than they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Arsenal for 77 million.....I think Wenger would have a bloody heart attack paying that sort of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 25 May, 2014 Share Posted 25 May, 2014 Lovren to Spurs for £97m Could live with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simples Posted 26 May, 2014 Share Posted 26 May, 2014 Clyne to Arsenal for £57 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 26 May, 2014 Share Posted 26 May, 2014 I've never had a pet - what do I do? It's OK, I think nits count: so Ipswich on loan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 26 May, 2014 Share Posted 26 May, 2014 Chambers to Liverpool..£96m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 27 May, 2014 Share Posted 27 May, 2014 Clyne......to Man U......for 99 million. Deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 27 May, 2014 Share Posted 27 May, 2014 J Rod to Man U 12m (I love snake = wham) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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