Lighthouse Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 This seems to be what most of the tabloids are doing, so let's give it a go ourselves. The Player - The colour of the shirt/t-shirt you are currently wearing Red - Lallana Blue - Shaw Green - Lovren White - Clyne Black - Morgan Yellow - Wanyama Brown - Cork Pink - Lambert Orange - J Rod Purple - Davis Grey - Chambers Silver - Boruc Gold - Fonte Other - Hooiveld Is going to - Your first pet Dog - Arsenal Cat - Man Utd Fish - Pompey Rabbit - Liverpool Guinea Pig - QPR Ferret - Everton Parrot - Real Madrid Budgie - Spurs Chipmunk - Chelsea Chinchilla - Newcastle Snake - West Ham Lizard - Leicester Turtle - PSG Horse - Aston Villa Other - Ipswich on loan Price - The last 2 numbers of your mobile number I've got Chambers going to Arsenal for £80m
Wrensup Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Morgan to Arsenal for free. (£00m) Finally recalling than loan!
S-Clarke Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Chambers to Spurs for £23m One thing I've gathered from this so far is that Grey is a popular t-shirt colour.
matthewb Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Arsenal for £35m (I presume you meant price in millions Lighthouse as £35 for Luke is tad on the low side!) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Badger Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 I've got Chambers going to Arsenal for £80m ...& I've got Shaw going there for £81m.
Faz Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Man Utd £94m - jackpot! PS I've heard they won't pay it all up front....
Saint Charlie Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 I understand Clyne is lined up for a £60m move to United. Being ratified at the moment.
markr27 Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Heard from an unreliable source that Calum Chambers is off to Arsenal for £24m...
Toon Saint Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 (edited) Liverpool are preparing a sensational £24 million swoop on Southampton for their highly-rated full-back, Calum Chambers. Although Kop chief, Brendan Rodgers, already has England's first-choice right back, Glen Johnson, at his disposal, it is thought that Rodgers has serious doubts over his ability to actually defend. His calamitous performance against Crystal Palace, in which Liverpool let a 3-0 lead slip, has led Rodgers to consider bolstering his options, and after glancing down the back page of his trusty Southampton match-day programme, Chambers seems to fit the bill. Chambers was unavailable for comment about the purported transfer, but he is thought to be open to a move after being left crushed and humiliated by the decision to remove surrogate father-figure, Paul Williams, as u18 coach. Meanwhile, new Southampton Chairman, Ralph Krueger, was pictured soaking up the local culture with a shopping trip to Winchester this weekend. He told reporters that the visit had inspired him to think up a new leadership model that may or may not be implemented at the Southampton Saints. Edited 25 May, 2014 by Toon Saint
SNSUN Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Wanyama to Portsmouth for 96 million. They're going to be financially buggered after that.
norwaysaint Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Hooiveld to Man Utd for £77m Put some clothes on, hatch.
SNSUN Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Hooiveld to Man Utd for £77m Did you change your top deliberately? :-)
lifeintheslowlane Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Wanyama to Portsmouth for 96 million. They're going to be financially buggered after that. Breaking: Wanyama gutted to hear the move has collapsed but perked up when he heard they were still financially buggered.
Isla Wight Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 I like this thread. Makes as much sense as all the others.
Sheaf Saint Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Davis to QPR for £23m! Given it's QPR, it actually doesn't sound that ridiculous!
Kingsland Red Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 This system fails: Pompey couldn't afford Shaw at £30m or survive the FFP rules - he's worth more than they are.
doddisalegend Posted 25 May, 2014 Posted 25 May, 2014 Shaw to Arsenal for 77 million.....I think Wenger would have a bloody heart attack paying that sort of money
suewhistle Posted 26 May, 2014 Posted 26 May, 2014 I've never had a pet - what do I do? It's OK, I think nits count: so Ipswich on loan...
Secret Site Agent Posted 27 May, 2014 Posted 27 May, 2014 Clyne......to Man U......for 99 million. Deal.
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