Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Hi Barry! How are you? 1) Who was it that slotted you on m.board? I was gone for actually telling the truth, my mate works in property in Woolton/Aigburth area of the City and he was up here looking for houses, (he is going to Liverpool, hardly a coincidence it came out on Monday is it?) I forgot all the other quetions but it was an opportunistic snidey way of getting rid of me, only 4 infraction points and the little pc pusher saw his chance (which by the way was wrong to do so as others are saying the same over there) b) Are you just on naughty step, or permanently excluded? Permanent ban, which in the history of sitting back and taking money on the internet has to be the harshest ban on saints web. 4) How do you like it on ugly inside? Its seems ok here, the same of the same with a bit more raw enthusiasm but i have got the same welcome here to wherever I have gone. 3) Do you have any messages you want me to pass on to chalet or stevegrants or whoever? Tell them to wind their neck and whoever did that snide is proper sly, no explanation just a little rat banning, I am ****ing off about it as its the sly little method they used as a reason for getting me off there, the clappers can say they are happy etc etc but surely they cant condone a Kangeroo court judgement (which in turn will turn out to be correct as well). h) Did you read the nice eulogies me & pap done for you? You eulogy was lovely, yes I'm a **** but I am not a nasty piece of work nor vindictive, which is what this seems to be, a witch hunt which has no class or fairness about it at all, tell Pap I did not let on as well as why should I, I did not have to dignify an incorrect accusation and he really is not as liad back as he would like to appear, he did not say Dude in a big Leboski kind of way at all, his accent does not gift him that luxury to sound laid back I'm afraid, other than that all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 That was Barry Sanchez (RIP the ugly) quote btw. Think of it as the Grey Havens, Tokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 What's he going on about with you saying dude in a non-laid back accent pap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 4) How do you like it on ugly inside? Its seems ok here, the same of the same with a bit more raw enthusiasm but i have got the same welcome here to wherever I have gone. Which one of the uglies is giving Barry the raw enthusiasm? Sweep-stake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 He seems to get on quite well with one of their posters called Dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 What's he going on about with you saying dude in a non-laid back accent pap? This is particularly amusing. I'm guessing that because I've got long hair, Barry expected me to be a laid back hippy like my hero, The Dude from the Big Lebowski. He obviously forgot the fact that I'm a combative little bugger on here for much of the time. However, Barry's point isn't entirely without merit. One aims for the Dude, even if the practical result is you're Walter most of the time. Not wrong, just an arsehole. Self-deprecation aside, the funniest thing about this particular jibe is Bazza's own accent. It's one of those nasal whiny affairs where it doesn't seem like there are pauses between words, just a drawly swing from one to the next. Can't remember which of mine I was doing on the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Bearsy sir or madam I have to congratulate you and say that eulogy of Barry is the post of the year by a long chalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Well, we will see about that when the awards are dished out at Christmas won't we VW. I have a feeling bear may struggle again this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 This is particularly amusing. I'm guessing that because I've got long hair, Barry expected me to be a laid back hippy like my hero, The Dude from the Big Lebowski. He obviously forgot the fact that I'm a combative little bugger on here for much of the time. However, Barry's point isn't entirely without merit. One aims for the Dude, even if the practical result is you're Walter most of the time. Not wrong, just an arsehole. Self-deprecation aside, the funniest thing about this particular jibe is Bazza's own accent. It's one of those nasal whiny affairs where it doesn't seem like there are pauses between words, just a drawly swing from one to the next. Can't remember which of mine I was doing on the night. "I've got nasal whine? You've got nasal whine!" Not my words, these are the thoughts of Barry Mavis Sanchez. I don't know who to believe, is Barry nasal whine, or is pap? #whinegate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 The three of you should hop on a Skype call or something, being as you (bear) reside in the land of the nasal whine you can be the judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Bearsy sir or madam I have to congratulate you and say that eulogy of Barry is the post of the year by a long chalk cheers for ur kind words, not-excluding the sir/madam dig! I have to say i have a festering affection for barry, you miss him when he's gone, like a verruca or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 (edited) He seems to get on quite well with one of their posters called Dune That's good to hear Bearsy - the early reactions to Bazza didn't fill me with confidence. I can't fathom what it would be like to be a pariah on the pariah of mongboards. An existence too horrific for even Dante or Milton to touch in their treatises on human suffering. I hope Bazza finds peace, somewhere he can wallow in his own filth and not be judged for it. Perhaps he can even find companionship. Dune is a good start for obvious reasons. By all accounts, Boris takes the mongboard seriously as well. Perhaps too seriously: I fear that over time his dreary dogmatism and desperate need for recognition could crush our tender and mischievous Bazza. Bazza also needs an arm around the shoulder. Maybe Glasgow can go join him - not for our wellbeing of course but for Bazza's.... Edited 13 May, 2014 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 His new signature on the UI:- He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once. —Giovanni Falcone Giovanni Falcone? What's wrong with Shakespeare, eh? Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. A traitor to the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 i read all pap's posts in a nasal whine voice now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 The three of you should hop on a Skype call or something, being as you (bear) reside in the land of the nasal whine you can be the judge. I'm up for this, if only to discover what a girly voice Bear has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 I'm up for this, if only to discover what a girly voice Bear has. i will sound barry out on this, i think it would be lols! We will release it as pod-cast or whatever. We may need to get a southern person too tho to compare accents properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 i will sound barry out on this, i think it would be lols! We will release it as pod-cast or whatever. We may need to get a southern person too tho to compare accents properly. Well as brainchild of this idea, I'll step up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Well as brainchild of this idea, I'll step up. and thus was born TMS off-season pod-cast Producer: pap Presenter: Bearsy Special Guest: Barry Sanchez Local news & weather: KelvinsRightGlove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 i have got the same welcome here to wherever I have gone. That made me laugh. sounds like he surely is a man who takes the internet pretty seriously judging by his comments. Very uptight! I think the ugly inside will suit him just fine, it's best for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 It's not going well for Bazza over on the UI. You are suggesting that he went to Thursday night's players award dinner & got a clean sweep of awards. Didn't celebrate the season with his team mates, then got up on the Friday morning and drove all the way to Liverpool to look at property, for a club which at that point hadn't put a bid in and who still doesn't have permission to talk to him. Chances are, Liverpool will never meet the valuation, even if we've quoted him one. So for that reason, people think that at best you are an outright spastic & at worst an odious troll. It's just lucky than you have a mate who gets property search requests from footballers who could potentially move into area, else we'd have never been aware of this startling development. Gotta admire both the take-no-prisoners nature of the UI sometimes. Feel a bit sorry for Bazza. Will he learn, do ya reckon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Jesus never been in there before and it's a Saintsweb reprobates reunion there, patred, baz, dune etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Barry seems to be fitting in well on TUI http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112566/page:2#top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 I'd always imagined a Joey Barton style nasal whine to match the Joey Barton likeability rating..... A Joeybartonskate....horrible thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Barry seems to be fitting in well on TUI http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112566/page:2#top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 13 May, 2014 Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Barry seems to be fitting in well on TUI http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112566/page:2#top Strangely, I am reliably informed that the TUI have a dubai_phil who posts on there. I am most flattered that some numpty would go to so much trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2014 Barry seems to be fitting in well on TUI http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112566/page:2#top watching Barry go full retard is a lot more funny when he's doing it to someone else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 Jesus never been in there before and it's a Saintsweb reprobates reunion there, patred, baz, dune etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeShmoe Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 Barry seems to be fitting in well on TUI http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112566/page:2#top Can we have a sweepstake on how long he takes to start calling people over there clappers and realists, or starts a thread about how he would prefer we were Sunderland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 Didn't take him long did it? Already being called an odious troll and he's revelling in the fact that this thread exists. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 It's dune vs Barry over there lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 Yeah I saw that dune/Barry thing. Is he arguing with himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 Its all a bit sad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 Hey Bear in your second line how did you manage to get the "c" word past the mods ? Bet everyone else would get lots of fractions if we posted that Nobody likes a sneak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 14 May, 2014 Share Posted 14 May, 2014 This is particularly amusing. I'm guessing that because I've got long hair, Barry expected me to be a laid back hippy like my hero, The Dude from the Big Lebowski. He obviously forgot the fact that I'm a combative little bugger on here for much of the time. However, Barry's point isn't entirely without merit. One aims for the Dude, even if the practical result is you're Walter most of the time. Not wrong, just an arsehole. Self-deprecation aside, the funniest thing about this particular jibe is Bazza's own accent. It's one of those nasal whiny affairs where it doesn't seem like there are pauses between words, just a drawly swing from one to the next. Can't remember which of mine I was doing on the night. Which pretty much describes his posting style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 15 May, 2014 Share Posted 15 May, 2014 Top work Bearsy. And a nice contribution from Pap. A nice summary of what BS was and it seems still is on other sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 15 May, 2014 Share Posted 15 May, 2014 watching Barry go full retard is a lot more funny when he's doing it to someone else! Can we transfer click insect from the UI to here? We have space in the squad now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 18 May, 2014 Share Posted 18 May, 2014 There is very likely a large irony in the way Barry finally met his end, given the rubbish he normally posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 May, 2014 Share Posted 18 May, 2014 Barry seems to be fitting in well on TUI http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112566/page:2#top He seems he has finally gone mental, argueing with himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 19 May, 2014 Share Posted 19 May, 2014 He is second in the helmet poll, hasn't he only been there a day? http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112801/who-is-the-biggest-helmet-on-here/#17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 19 May, 2014 Share Posted 19 May, 2014 He is second in the helmet poll, hasn't he only been there a day? http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/112801/who-is-the-biggest-helmet-on-here/#17 Now joint first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 19 May, 2014 Share Posted 19 May, 2014 Now joint first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 19 May, 2014 Share Posted 19 May, 2014 I may have interceded on his behalf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 19 May, 2014 Share Posted 19 May, 2014 Now joint first. This right here, is both elegant and beautiful pap. "I know we both might look at Barry's stonkingly impressive rise as a helmet in such a short space of time, but let's not kid ourselves. This isn't the thunderbolt of an Alan Shearer scoring a hat-trick on his debut, surprising and delighting all spectators. Barry is a career helmet, or a journeyman helmet if sir prefers. Some of these overpaid footballers have real trouble when moving outfits. Fernando Torres at Chelsea, Fellaini at Manchester United - the list goes on. Not so with our Bazza. You can put him any system, not606's football-focused forum, SaintsWeb's fiver-focused forum or the UI's fightier-and-hint-of-fisticuffs forum. The boy is unfazed. Top helmet performances in any scenario. This is why I think the UI should reconsider the votes for 73 and recognise the genius of Barry Sanchez' universal and complete helmetry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 19 May, 2014 Share Posted 19 May, 2014 Bazza's certainly gone down a storm but that's not difficult on a mongboard that's more highly strung than this place. No amount of Lynx deodorant can hide the disgust and desperation produced by a bunch of overweight, middle-age regional salesmen in the outer fringes of cyberspace. Credit where credit is due. Unless Bazza gets his kicks from self-flagellation, he's already wiped the floor with Dune and his hyacinth bucket pretences. Poor old Dune is now digging up his family tree -ergo stump- to put an aristocratic gloss on his six fingers and cleft lip. Just waiting for his big Sally Hemings moment. We'll see if Bazza can add a few more strings to his bow as he settles in for the long haul -the Cilla reference is a slightly auspicious sign. But as Pap points out, if anyone can move outfits without being fazed, its Bazza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleysfc Posted 20 May, 2014 Share Posted 20 May, 2014 Is Bazza back as Saints Fan CaM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 May, 2014 Share Posted 20 May, 2014 Is Bazza back as Saints Fan CaM? Probably as much as Glasgow has reincarnated as the Professor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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