The weekend Thread - unsponsored due to credit crunch

[Hatch]

Well?

 

Fri - Staying in, bird is at her Xmas party.

Sat - off to Ascot races, then into Windsor for full on drinking.

Sun - too far away to make plans for, but I expect it will involve drinking.

 

I predict about an 8/10

[Jillyanne]

Tonight - works xmas party at the casino, will be excellent, not.

Tomorrow - xmas shopping - oh joy.

Tomorrow night, wrap presents get drunk.

Sunday - nothing in the day, get drunk in the evening.

Monday - meet my dad and brother for a few frames of snooker, get drunk in the evening.

 

Predict 3/10

[bridge too far]

Tonight - shift widow

Tomorrow - cat being put down

Sunday - feck all, probably. Maybe a bit of housework IF I MUST

 

All in all - 0/10

[Pancake]

No frigging idea, but I guess it will be crap.

[Patrick Bateman]

Tonight - shift widow

Tomorrow - cat being put down

Sunday - feck all, probably. Maybe a bit of housework IF I MUST

 

All in all - 0/10

 

What a fantastic weekend :-|

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Tonight - Relieved to have got through the final full working week of the year will get very drunk

Tomorrow-'entertaining' @ SMS from 1230 all being well will get very drunk and not lose any clients

Sunday - am dog walk to get head together, pm sofa in recovery position with just one bottle of wine

[Scudamore]

Friday - finally get paid for a website i've done for a mate. Pub to celebrate.

Saturday - Watch Saints lose against Fahhhrest...it's alright though...i have a plan to drink through the pain...

Sunday - A little quality time with my bed i think...then the pub

Monday - Half day. Then down pub for Christmas lunch. Will have to get public transport to ensure that i can screw as many beers out of the boss as is possible within the time. Then maybe call him a c::nt. No i'm just trying to look e-hard there. I'd never do that.

 

Then it's one long weekend til January 5th. Which is so sweet.

Edited 19 December, 2008 by Scudamore

[keithd]

tonight - works xmas party, get drunk, avoid *****rs i work with and hope there's some quality tail i can stare at from another party

 

tomoro - recover daytime.

 

tomoro nite - 40th birfday party of mini me. drink, puke, drink. not necessarily in that order

 

sunday - wonder why my body hates me when all i do is poison it with teh alcoholz

[bungle]

Tonight: Stay in and watch darts

Tomorrow: Saints v Forest, then watch darts

Sunday: Play football, watch darts and NFL

Monday: Last day at work

Tuesday: Go to the darts.

[Scudamore]

Stuff

 

I preferred it when you told us about you plans...

 

And then lied on the rate your weekend thread...

 

And were then rumbled. Do that again...

[Colinjb]

Fri: May go to pub or play Xbox.

Sat: Start/Finish off Xmas shopping, may go to pub. Will probably watch films and eat Pizza. Oh yes, and fretting over Saints, of course.

Sun: My lads play, away to 'Alvis Juniors,' then evening, Top Gear and Alcohol.

Mon: Penultimate working day before Xmas.

 

Predict: 4/10 (8/10 if lads win.)

Edited 19 December, 2008 by Colinjb

[Pip87]

Tonight - not a lot as usual for a friday night for me because of work. I'll wrap presents and play on the wii though.

Tomorrow - Work in the morning, boyfriend coming down to pick me up and move stuff out of my storage (if we bother which is unlikely), then going up to his area for a meal. I'm not sure what to expect out of the meal, his sister is hosting it and so far all i've been told is they're cooking and the location is unconfirmed. Could be interesting!

Sunday - spend the morning in bed, might go back to the spa i went to on wednesday because i loved it. Then back to pompey ready for work very early monday morning.

[ozzmeister]

Tonight - Meeting work mates from my start group to celebrate our first Christmas in a proper job, and not yet being credit munched.

 

Saturaday - Gf is coming up to London, going out for dinner at Smollenkys, Winter Wonderland in the evening

 

Sunday - chill, go to cinema to Watch Four Christmas'. Travel back down south with gf to enjoy two weeks off (nearly)

 

Monday - Working from home, need to write some xmas cards wrap some presents.

 

8/10

[Master Bates]

Friday 19th - January 5th

 

Getting pi5sed, stoned, high, going to football, seeing family, eating, possibly meeting a laydee a few times, etc etc etc

[Pancake]

Friday 19th - January 5th

 

Getting pi5sed, stoned, high, going to football, seeing family, eating, possibly meeting a laydee a few times, etc etc etc

 

Is this your 606 bird?

[Scudamore]

Is this your 606 bird?

 

606lbs yes

[SuperMikey]

Today - Ill in bed as I have been since tuesday.

Tomorrow - Getting the train to Scotland from Kings Cross whilst still ill. Hope to spread my disease around a bit with some coughing and spluttering.

Sunday - Recouperating and Top Gear.

 

Prediction: 2/10

 

Oh, and I will have no innernets from tomorrow until the 5th of January either, so merry christmas and happy new year folks! Hope you all get exceedingly wasted.

[Master Bates]

Is this your 606 bird?

 

How do you know?

[saints_is_the_south]

Tonight - Night in & beers + dvd with teh missus.

Sat - Pub, Saints "footeh", back to pub.

Sun - Pub all day

 

then no work til teh 5th of Jan, w00tage!

[saint francis]

Tonight - shift widow

 

Sorry to hear that.

 

Don't do your back in though, let the undertakers take the strain.

[Weston Super Saint]

Tonight - work, try to avoid getting attacked by drunk laydees.

Sat - take banking to post office, maybe get some change, get lottery ticket and paper. Read paper, place football bets, watch my bets fail at the first hurdle. Not be surprised when Saints lose to Forest. Work, stock take, cash up.

Sun - take in food delivery, find out how much the retards forgot to deliver. Phone retards to complain about what they didn't deliver, swear at them and hang up when they say there is f-all they can do. Watch footy then go to work, get bored at work come home and watch top gear. Go back to work to cash up.

 

Probably another great 1 or 2 out of 10, depends if someone wants to pick a fight again.

[saint_stevo]

Tonight- Going out, just spent £25 on a haircut, need to make the most of it

Tomorrow- Match v top of league. Hope not to get cramp. Beer

Sunday- Super Sunday all day in comfy loungewear, maybe even baseball cap if no hot chicks gonna be about

[Saint Keith]

tonight. staying in, ********ed after last night parteh, and having to be with a client today.

tommrow. take delivery of alcohol for next couple of weeks. watch the telly. friends in the evening. well, wifes friends, ergo, i will be bored to tears as usual. will sit in the corner getting plastered and slag them all off for being so middle aged

sunday. blank. might do a bit of shopping. will be too hungover for golf

monday. golf. out in the evening

tuesday. christmas shopping, hove greyhounds in the evening

[The King]

Tonight - Winchester for meal then out on the ****, I plan on drinking til i throw up!! Will probably try and pull but fail miserably. Go home and beat one off in a drunked rage!!

Tommorow - Hanging so nothing all day. Go to pub in evening, get c*nted!

Sunday - Hanging so nothing all day.

[Jillyanne]

tonight. staying in, ********ed after last night parteh, and having to be with a client today.

tommrow. take delivery of alcohol for next couple of weeks. watch the telly. friends in the evening. well, wifes friends, ergo, i will be bored to tears as usual. will sit in the corner getting plastered and slag them all off for being so middle aged

sunday. blank. might do a bit of shopping. will be too hungover for golf

monday. golf. out in the evening

tuesday. christmas shopping, hove greyhounds in the evening

 

I hope you have ordered enough.

[keithd]

i'll be doing this....

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r9z5AFQx3Ng

 

i'd give it a thread of its own but i cant aford the £5.00 fee

[Saint Keith]

I hope you have ordered enough.

 

 

48 bottles, should just about make it

 

plus 3 cases of beer

[Master Bates]

48 bottles, should just about make it

 

plus 3 cases of beer

 

48 bottles of milk? whiskey? vodka? wine? coke?

 

Full list please so I can be green with envy.

[Jillyanne]

48 bottles of milk? whiskey? vodka? wine? coke?

 

Full list please so I can be green with envy.

 

I think if its 48 bottles of spirits then Keith will be the green one tbh.

[Saint Keith]

48 bottles of milk? whiskey? vodka? wine? coke?

 

Full list please so I can be green with envy.

 

12 Bottles of Moet

12 Bottles of Puligny Montrachet

6 bottles of Chatuaneuf du pape

18 Bottles of Tesco White Burgundy

 

i think i ahve a bottle of Gin, Brandy, JD, and Vodka coming as well, just in case we have any of wife's friends coming round, who expect me to provide them with drink all ****ing night

 

oh, 3 cases of Bud, i think. just in case

[foghorn]

Friday - handed in job application to Woolworths - hope to hear soon

Sat - Going to Lapland New Forest with all the family - been looking forward to this for ages

Sun - Sleep

[Master Bates]

Nice

[Jillyanne]

12 Bottles of Moet

12 Bottles of Puligny Montrachet

6 bottles of Chatuaneuf du pape

18 Bottles of Tesco White Burgundy

 

i think i ahve a bottle of Gin, Brandy, JD, and Vodka coming as well, just in case we have any of wife's friends coming round, who expect me to provide them with drink all ****ing night

 

oh, 3 cases of Bud, i think. just in case

 

Go round their bloody house and drink all their alcohol!

[Poshie72]

Tonight - relaxing witha an indian and dvd

Tomorrow - food shopping for xmas, what I dont get tomorrow we wont have, BF then off to see millwall play and go to a sterophonics concert in the evening, so have the rest of the day and evening to myself (well except for the kids), so prob do housework and wrap presents

Sunday - sort out my membership for the gym (at long last), then have family over to celebrate my son's b'day and to swap presents.

Monday - oohh no work

[Jillyanne]

Tonight - relaxing witha an indian and dvd

Tomorrow - food shopping for xmas, what I dont get tomorrow we wont have, BF then off to see millwall play and go to a sterophonics concert in the evening, so have the rest of the day and evening to myself (well except for the kids), so prob do housework and wrap presents

Sunday - sort out my membership for the gym (at long last), then have family over to celebrate my son's b'day and to swap presents.

Monday - oohh no work

 

Whats his name?

[aids victim]

Merry christmas you ****ers, hope you all have a good one and i'll be back to bore and ridicule in 2009. Hope CabbageFace has the best crimbo out of you all though and BTF has the worst, but doesn't die or anything, just doesn't have the best crimbo out of all of you.

 

Boj give me full membership for 2009 as a crimbo pressie you tight **** and I will PM you dirty messages for you to bash one off too.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Edited 19 December, 2008 by Pancake

[bridge too far]

Your dream will sort of come true, child, although I don't do Christmas so I can't really have the worst of something I don't do.

 

However, my cat's being put down tomorrow and my mother is on her last legs.

 

That do ya - ya fecker?

[Saint Keith]

Go round their bloody house and drink all their alcohol!

 

 

everyone is expected to take their own drink when we go round theirs. which is why i love them so much...:snipe:

 

f***ing w***ers

[SNSUN]

This'll be the best weekend of my Christmas period, and I have to work two days of it!

 

Friday - Lovely lazy lie in when I was supposed to be finishing my Christmas shopping. I'm now at work and will be here until 11pm.

 

Tomorrow - Another of those lazy lie ins (unless I sh it the bed, then I might as well finish my Christmas shopping) followed by work until half ten. Then in celebration of a week off I will probably go home, drink a whole bottle of Jack, and either beat or **** the missus. (Dependant on how Saints do)

 

Sunday - DEFINITELY finish Christmas shopping, one way or another, stop off at the parents to see if their Christmas decs are up yet (I bet they aren't), then relax, watch the TV and drink.

 

If there is a midweek/Christmas "rate your midweek/Christmas" fred it'll have the best rating ever.

[Jillyanne]

everyone is expected to take their own drink when we go round theirs. which is why i love them so much...:snipe:

 

f***ing w***ers

 

FFS!!! **** them then, tell them to bring their own.

 

How does AV get past the swear filter exactly? Mods?

[doublesaint]

Tomorrow, try to remove the plug. Sunday, try to remove the plug. May still be trying to remove the plug on Monday as well.......0/10

[aids victim]

FFS!!! **** them then, tell them to bring their own.

 

How does AV get past the swear filter exactly? Mods?

 

'Cos i'm the ****ing balls Jill you sexy *****, if you pay a fiver to sign me up i'll PM you my amazing secret.

 

E, Y, CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA xx

[Weston Super Saint]

Tomorrow, try to remove the plug. Sunday, try to remove the plug. May still be trying to remove the plug on Monday as well.......0/10

 

Butt plug stuck?

[St Landrew]

...my cat's being put down tomorrow and my mother is on her last legs.

 

Really sorry to read this. Worst, and probably easiest time of the year to feel down. I'm sure we'll be here if/when you need cheering up.

[Michelle]

Tonight: Small gathering at friends house for drinkies, nipple games and exchanging presents.

Saturday: Work 10am until whenever, hopefully 2pm but unlikely, possible afternoon drink or two, evening Xmas party at another friends house.

Sunday: Nothing planned. Last of Xmas shopping probably, and sorting house for Xmas Day.

[Gemmel]

Sat - take banking to post office, maybe get some change, get lottery .

 

What time and what route do you think you will take

[Thedelldays]

fri - out fri night on the pop

sat - recover, take in the football

sun - working

 

edit - was going out but not now...booooooooooooooooo

Edited 19 December, 2008 by Thedelldays

[SNSUN]

Is this your 606 bird?

 

Don't knock it. Been with mine 3 years now!

[Weston Super Saint]

What time and what route do you think you will take

 

Morning time, and the same route as normal.

[Weston Super Saint]

 

Sun - take in food delivery, find out how much the retards forgot to deliver. Phone retards to complain about what they didn't deliver, swear at them and hang up

 

Christmas pudding!!!

 

Christmas f*cking week and the retards that I have no choice but to order from decided they weren't going to deliver any Christmas f*cking pudding, and some people think Lowe and his cronies can't run a business.

 

What are they going to do about it?

 

Absolutely f*cking nothing!!

 

It appears that someone in the warehouse / depot 'forgot' that it was Christmas, either that or they've decided to abandon the idea of selling Christmas Puddings, at the only time of year when it's actually appropriate.