pap Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 Scarf ace Edit: someone photoshop his neck tie for a saints scarf pls Couldn't do that, but I can't resist a good pun.
Sour Mash Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 Are you joking? He got death threats?!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! We really do have some proper mental fans. Have a look on twitter! Have to really worry about the mental condition of a chunk of our support. Plus, as with transfer info etc, people seem to take everything they read on social networking sites as gospel, getting through life must be such a struggle for them.
BarneySFC Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 Read one comment saying his mother should've been sterilised and him aborted, saying that is arguably worse then having a few extra scarves in my opinion
Convict Colony Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 I just love the hatred in the thread title, "low life thief scum" proper angry hahaha
September Saint Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 I know this guy as well! He used to go round Boots nicking the plastic gloves out of boxes of hair dye. Sad to hear he's moved on to scarves. I hope he doesn't steal my doctor's plastic gloves that he uses to give me a rectal examination. Swine!!!
Sour Mash Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 Read one comment saying his mother should've been sterilised and him aborted, saying that is arguably worse then having a few extra scarves in my opinion F****ng hell, you've got to wonder about the mental stability of some of our support.
Ekelund24 Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 I left my scarf on the side in the Sportsman pub after the game, and it was still there after I came back from the toilet, so I am going to say we have loads of honest fans as well!!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 May, 2014 Posted 5 May, 2014 I left my scarf on the side in the Sportsman pub after the game, and it was still there after I came back from the toilet, so I am going to say we have loads of honest fans as well!! Stories like this are truly heartwarming. Why do the media focus on the one story of a bad egg who steals scarfs when there are so many tear jerker stories of honesty like this?
Ekelund24 Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 Stories like this are truly heartwarming. Why do the media focus on the one story of a bad egg who steals scarfs when there are so many tear jerker stories of honesty like this? I was trying to lose it, f'ing club trying to turn us all in to scarfers!!
niceandfriendly Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 Have a look on twitter! Have to really worry about the mental condition of a chunk of our support. Plus, as with transfer info etc, people seem to take everything they read on social networking sites as gospel, getting through life must be such a struggle for them. A chunk of our support? You reckon there are only mentalists confined within the city of Southampton? Check it out mate, they're everywhere.
lifeintheslowlane Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 Taking my missus next time they give out scarfs...should be able to sell a few off...
Sour Mash Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 A chunk of our support? You reckon there are only mentalists confined within the city of Southampton? Check it out mate, they're everywhere. Fair point, an example of football just being a reflection of modern society I guess........
saintbob40 Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 What face mask did everyone get? Would someone send me one? I would love to have I.e Guly facemask! I can do you a scarf for a tenner.........or 3 for £20.
The9 Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 I spoke to a female Saints fan in the ground who said their entire row was scarfless when she got there, this led to me nipping to our seats to collect ours. I was completely trollied though, so not be the most reliable source.
Saint Rees Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 I spoke to a female Saints fan in the ground who said their entire row was scarfless when she got there, this led to me nipping to our seats to collect ours. I was completely trollied though, so not be the most reliable source. Didn't go myself but apparently some rows were scarfless when people got there, as well as people not getting masks, but they just asked the saints staff in and around the ground and they gave them one. Whether they'd been nicked or just weren't put on every seat in the first place I don't know!
Deano6 Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 Didn't go myself but apparently some rows were scarfless when people got there, as well as people not getting masks, but they just asked the saints staff in and around the ground and they gave them one. Whether they'd been nicked or just weren't put on every seat in the first place I don't know! Crikey - Saints really were going to great lengths to make sure the fans enjoyed the day!
scotty Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 There are some things people just shouldn't joke about, terrorist attacks, child rape, scarf theft. I wouldn't be surprised if this moron gets a football banning order, and it would totally serve him right. Scum Take a look halfway down this page, from the sickipedia forum. Some yank twat getting all upset about a few peaches geldof gags, its almost funnier than the main board. http://www.sickipedia.org/forum/index.php?topic=20771.37850
LatvianMichaelOwen Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 I went to college with the lad in question, he's been on Facebook touting match tickets before (not at face value).
hypochondriac Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 I went to college with the lad in question, he's been on Facebook touting match tickets before (not at face value). It is an outrage, he should be beheaded.
ianthesaint Posted 6 May, 2014 Posted 6 May, 2014 I'm the lad in question. To clarify a few things, I'm not a scum bag nor a thief. I was sat in the players seats on Saturday, which weren't fully used by the players and were being sold at the TO for any fans that made the journey without tickets. I picked up about 4-5 scarves for the lads I was with and at HT I took them downstairs and a cleaner was there so I asked if I could have a bag from her too put them in. A girl approached me and asked for a scarf and I said "no", my friend went onto say "they were our groups scarves he's just carrying them" After the game (I stayed down in Swansea for the weekend) we had a beer in town and I received a few text message saying my photo was on twitter from the girl at HT! A couple of lads grassed me up to this girl so I decided to go along with the joke so put a status up on twitter saying "40 scarves for sale £5 each" Surely any person with an ounce of common sense would've realised I didn't have 40 scarves, but instead I received over 175 notifications on my twitter through till Sunday lunchtime whereby I decided to put a tweet just saying it was a joke! I ran out of battery on my phone around 8pm and was having a night out so I didn't realise till the next morning that I received text messages, emails, phone calls, FB messages and tweets about me being a "scum bag" "I should be out down at birth" All over some free scarves from some Saints fans with a very low IQ. The thing that baffled my friends and I was how on earth I would've managed to get 40 scarves out of the ground without being noticed or stopped? What I did find amusing was, how because the players seats weren't full that there were a fair few fans that came over to these seats and took the spare scarves! This includes someone that actually runs coaches to away games and I saw him with a bag full! My friends didn't actually use up their scarves so I came home with a spare one, if anyone has any kids that didn't get one or would like my scarf, leave their email address on this forum and I'll contact you and get it posted. Regards ScarfGate (#scarfthief)
capitalsaint Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 ianthelowlifescarfthiefscum. it's got a nice ring to it! have you asked admin to update your username?
Bearsy Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 yeah i don't believe a word of that! Lol at scarface suddenly back-tracking cos he's heard that we shopped him to the po-po! BWAAAAARK! What no i never had 40 scarves for sale i only had like 4 or whatever and i was only holding them for my mates or something! What, is ur mates not got necks of their own? Yeah that sounds soooo likely, scarface If i was the po-po i would be checking his fireplace for stolen scarf embers.
Baldbarbarian Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 Im in Leeds today its cold up here, anybody got a spare scarf?
pap Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 The thing that baffled my friends and I was how on earth I would've managed to get 40 scarves out of the ground without being noticed or stopped? This, for me, is definitive. If we were playing West Ham though, a 40 scarf heist would indeed be possible. You could have rolled them up into temporary balls and bunged them toward any West Ham player. Would have hoofed it out the ground on instinct.
Bearsy Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 (edited) SCARFACE - COLD CASES #1 Does anyone remember like a year or so ago, someone, I think it was spudders, started a thread bout someone stole his scarf in London while he was in a pub or something? I will try and find the thread to see if we can spot the tell-tale finger marks of scarface on this crime! Are any of the witnesses from this earlier crime still posters on here? Edited 8 May, 2014 by Bearsy
Goatboy Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 yeah i don't believe a word of that! Lol at scarface suddenly back-tracking cos he's heard that we shopped him to the po-po! BWAAAAARK! What no i never had 40 scarves for sale i only had like 4 or whatever and i was only holding them for my mates or something! What, is ur mates not got necks of their own? Yeah that sounds soooo likely, scarface If i was the po-po i would be checking his fireplace for stolen scarf embers.
Bearsy Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 ok sorry it does kind of make sense now. I have seen some of them lads at SMS before.
nta786 Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 nickb4022@gmail.com I missed out on a scarf- wasn't too bothered about it, but if you have a spare, then why not lol. Cheers.
Miltonaggro Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 A likely story. Hang him! With a £1.99 polyester scarf...
Sour Mash Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 Still can't get over how carried away people got over this ..... the internet is a funny old place
Dig Dig Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 ok sorry it does kind of make sense now. I have seen some of them lads at SMS before. The one in pink boo's when Guly comes and on and screams "GET IT FORWARD" each time we make a backwards or sideways pass.
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