KelvinsRightGlove Posted 2 May, 2014 Share Posted 2 May, 2014 Has anyone seen this Facebook page? It's utterly hilarious. It took me quite a while to work out whether it was sincere, or just trolling the idiotic and ignorant. Anyway, worth a look: https://www.facebook.com/britainfirstgb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 May, 2014 Share Posted 2 May, 2014 yeah this is excellent. I love the pics + stuff share if u think this disgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 2 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 2 May, 2014 It's like ignorance by numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 May, 2014 Share Posted 2 May, 2014 It's definitely sposed to be a spoof, but i dunno that all the shares know this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 May, 2014 Share Posted 2 May, 2014 Are you chaps sure this is a spoof? http://www.britainfirst.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 May, 2014 Share Posted 2 May, 2014 yeah deffo. You've got to admire their commitment! Prob taken it a bit too far tho, they'll prob end up getting elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 2 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 2 May, 2014 Yeah pap, I was convinced until I spotted that they are taking donations to stand in the elections. Unless someone has found a great way to monetize idiots. Before you start Pap, hush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 4 May, 2014 Share Posted 4 May, 2014 am impressed by the beards on display on the page, islam defo isn't sponsored by gillette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 4 May, 2014 Share Posted 4 May, 2014 I feel like my IQ has halved reading the comments on that Facebook page. It now stands at 15. Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 May, 2014 Share Posted 4 May, 2014 yeah this is excellent. I love the pics + stuff share if u think this disgusting! How do you share on saints webs? Am I missing a function? Mods please reinstate my share function. I promise not to miss share stuff again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 6 May, 2014 Share Posted 6 May, 2014 hahahaha dirty ****ers Pakistan has banned content on more than a dozen websites because of "offensive" and "blasphemous" material, while they themselves rank No. 1 for certain sex-related search terms, including "child sex," "rape sex," "animal sex," "camel sex," "donkey sex," "dog sex," and "horse sex" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 6 May, 2014 Share Posted 6 May, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 6 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 May, 2014 Christ, the more I look at it, the more terrifying it actually is. Christian Patrols in East London, standing outside Mosques drinking to deliberately draw people out. Yeah, think I got this wrong. I've clearly been a bit naive and had a bit too much faith in people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Christ, the more I look at it, the more terrifying it actually is. Christian Patrols in East London, standing outside Mosques drinking to deliberately draw people out. Yeah, think I got this wrong. I've clearly been a bit naive and had a bit too much faith in people. Ms pap's old man is linking some of their stuff on Facebook. Secretly, I reckon he's torn about my involvement with his daughter. On the one hand, I've got a Pakistani grandad. In the credit column, neither of his grandkids from me turned out to be ginger, something he utterly failed on when producing his own offspring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Yeah, it's not like Vikings, Saxons and Normans settled here and became a major part of the population, shaping the development of our language, culture and what is essentially seen as British thereafter, lol. No! we sent them all back where they belonged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Ms pap's old man is linking some of their stuff on Facebook. Secretly, I reckon he's torn about my involvement with his daughter. On the one hand, I've got a Pakistani grandad. In the credit column, neither of his grandkids from me turned out to be ginger, something he utterly failed on when producing his own offspring. Papistani! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Papistani! I'll take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Yeah, it's not like Vikings, Saxons and Normans settled here and became a major part of the population, shaping the development of our language, culture and what is essentially seen as British thereafter, lol. No! we sent them all back where they belonged! Some of the stuff on that group is completely beyond belief. I really do despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Some of the stuff on that group is completely beyond belief. I really do despair. It's just a slew of complaints. The vast majority of those forwarding them won't do anything other than moan about it on Facebook, or realise that it isn't actually the immigrants that are fúcking them over, at least, not directly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 7 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Some of the stuff on that group is completely beyond belief. I really do despair. The comments - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 I have written a story for the Britain First crew! i am gonna send it to them + see if they will publish it! The following is a TRUE story Two men were stood in line at the benefits office. The first man was an Muslim immigrant. He got to the front of the queue, pushing ahead of a white widowed grandmother of six, and said "Give me money." The cashier couldn't understand what he said because the Muslim immigrant terrorist could not speak English properly, but as soon as she saw his turban she gave him £500. The second man was a white war veteran who had lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophiles in arabia or wherever. First he let the white widowed grandmother of six go ahead of him, and then after patiently waiting his turn, he said, "Excuse me please, I have lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophile rapists in arabia or wherever, am I eligible for incapacity benefit at all?" The cashier looked down blushingly at her computer, and said, fuck off honkey. Share if you think this disgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 I have written a story for the Britain First crew! i am gonna send it to them + see if they will publish it! The following is a TRUE story Two men were stood in line at the benefits office. The first man was an Muslim immigrant. He got to the front of the queue, pushing ahead of a white widowed grandmother of six, and said "Give me money." The cashier couldn't understand what he said because the Muslim immigrant terrorist could not speak English properly, but as soon as she saw his turban she gave him £500. The second man was a white war veteran who had lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophiles in arabia or wherever. First he let the white widowed grandmother of six go ahead of him, and then after patiently waiting his turn, he said, "Excuse me please, I have lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophile rapists in arabia or wherever, am I eligible for incapacity benefit at all?" The cashier looked down blushingly at her computer, and said, fuck off honkey. Share if you think this disgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 7 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 May, 2014 I have written a story for the Britain First crew! i am gonna send it to them + see if they will publish it! The following is a TRUE story Two men were stood in line at the benefits office. The first man was an Muslim immigrant. He got to the front of the queue, pushing ahead of a white widowed grandmother of six, and said "Give me money." The cashier couldn't understand what he said because the Muslim immigrant terrorist could not speak English properly, but as soon as she saw his turban she gave him £500. The second man was a white war veteran who had lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophiles in arabia or wherever. First he let the white widowed grandmother of six go ahead of him, and then after patiently waiting his turn, he said, "Excuse me please, I have lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophile rapists in arabia or wherever, am I eligible for incapacity benefit at all?" The cashier looked down blushingly at her computer, and said, fuck off honkey. Share if you think this disgusting! The way they all cum ova ere and just take all are benefits that we pay for (with are benefits) is a scandal. Talking of scandals, you heard bout Pizza Express? Dey av bin sellin dat holla meat nd not tellin ppl. Well dey put it on d menu, but hu actually reeds dat?!?! LMAO!!! Its getin reediculus now tho. I went for a curry the other day and all the meat was halal too!! This is are country, they should live by are rules. If they don't like it go to to there etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 I have written a story for the Britain First crew! i am gonna send it to them + see if they will publish it! The following is a TRUE story Two men were stood in line at the benefits office. The first man was an Muslim immigrant. He got to the front of the queue, pushing ahead of a white widowed grandmother of six, and said "Give me money." The cashier couldn't understand what he said because the Muslim immigrant terrorist could not speak English properly, but as soon as she saw his turban she gave him £500. The second man was a white war veteran who had lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophiles in arabia or wherever. First he let the white widowed grandmother of six go ahead of him, and then after patiently waiting his turn, he said, "Excuse me please, I have lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophile rapists in arabia or wherever, am I eligible for incapacity benefit at all?" The cashier looked down blushingly at her computer, and said, fuck off honkey. Share if you think this disgusting! I like this - it's a complete tissue of lies and contains many easily spottable mistakes, but equally, I think some people would be dumb enough to believe it and you could end up starting race riots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Plus if the post it we can see bear and make judgements on what he looks like, wears etc and then rip him about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 Oh ye Gods and little fishes, reading some of those comments make me think that humankind should be given a system restore like I do with my computer when it goes stupid. Those Aliens who started "Man" should come back and do something to correct us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 7 May, 2014 Share Posted 7 May, 2014 I have written a story for the Britain First crew! i am gonna send it to them + see if they will publish it! The following is a TRUE story Two men were stood in line at the benefits office. The first man was an Muslim immigrant. He got to the front of the queue, pushing ahead of a white widowed grandmother of six, and said "Give me money." The cashier couldn't understand what he said because the Muslim immigrant terrorist could not speak English properly, but as soon as she saw his turban she gave him £500. The second man was a white war veteran who had lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophiles in arabia or wherever. First he let the white widowed grandmother of six go ahead of him, and then after patiently waiting his turn, he said, "Excuse me please, I have lost all four limbs fighting Muslim immigrant terrorist paedophile rapists in arabia or wherever, am I eligible for incapacity benefit at all?" The cashier looked down blushingly at her computer, and said, fuck off honkey. Share if you think this disgusting! Share if you think this is disgusting, Ignore if you want Britain to be taken over by Muslamics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 May, 2014 Share Posted 8 May, 2014 Aw, FFS - this venom is spreading. I suppose the one good thing about Britain First is that all the racists are crawling out of the Facebook woodwork, including both people related to me and those who should know a lot fúcking better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 May, 2014 Share Posted 9 May, 2014 FFS, I'm off to live in Cyprus. At least there ain't no foreigners there that carnt speak no English... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Another classic... I thought I culled these sorts of my 'friends list'.....oh well one more gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Another classic... I thought I culled these sorts of my 'friends list'.....oh well one more gone. I have decided to just hide the content and deal with each of them when I see them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 I've seen a few friends sharing this stuff from Britain First, I'm sure it's a spoof site. I mean it has to be, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 I've seen a few friends sharing this stuff from Britain First, I'm sure it's a spoof site. I mean it has to be, doesn't it? It's not. Former BNP members. They were actually on my ballot paper yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Oh ye Gods and little fishes, reading some of those comments make me think that humankind should be given a system restore like I do with my computer when it goes stupid. Those Aliens who started "Man" should come back and do something to correct us. It's one of creation's great failures: no 'back' button. No 'pause' or 'fast-forward' either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 I've seen a few friends sharing this stuff from Britain First, I'm sure it's a spoof site. I mean it has to be, doesn't it? There is also a spoof version on facebook which is amusing https://www.facebook.com/britianfirst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 23 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 23 May, 2014 There is also a spoof version on facebook which is amusing https://www.facebook.com/britianfirst this one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 this one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Love the spoof site:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 This is amusing too:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 23 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Love the spoof site:- This is amusing too:- These are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 23 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Reminds me of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 Claims henefits Alloa akbar. Fúcking genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 FFS, I'm off to live in Cyprus. At least there ain't no foreigners there that carnt speak no English... absolutely loaded with russians, now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 May, 2014 Share Posted 23 May, 2014 this one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 17 June, 2014 Share Posted 17 June, 2014 Which of your FB friends liked Britain First. https://www.facebook.com/browse/friended_fans_of/?page_id=300455573433044 Props to AAV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 18 June, 2014 Share Posted 18 June, 2014 Which of your FB friends liked Britain First. https://www.facebook.com/browse/friended_fans_of/?page_id=300455573433044 Props to AAV I've got one and he isn't even British. I might unfriend him on principle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 18 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 18 June, 2014 3 of my 'Friends' like it. Surprised, considering how many of their posts had been popping up on my feed I would have been sure it was more than that. Havn't actually spoken to any of them for years. Prime for culling me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 June, 2014 Share Posted 18 June, 2014 Friends who like Britain First None of your friends like this yet. You lot need to get better friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 June, 2014 Author Share Posted 21 June, 2014 2 mins in, they go smashing into a car park barrier. Christ they are inept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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