hypochondriac Posted 7 October, 2014 Share Posted 7 October, 2014 Okay Franco, as I've been labelled a fantastic by you let's pretend all 3 of your posts today, which is all the post you're allowed, WERE NOT full of name calling, swearing, your view of how pathetic you think I am. Let's pretend you didn't use all your post allowance saying that and you cooling batted me away with a cutting riposte which left me floundering and lost for for words, meanwhile you merrily carried on revealing your distaste for Clarkson to the wider forum audience. In that parallel fantasy world you hit a nerve. However as we can see from the above posts, I'll have to wait until tomorrow for the next instalment of how much you laugh at me, how thick I am, how much of a **** I am, because you've used up every single on of your posts today doing just that haven't you pal. I know you have, shall we say, issues, so I hope today little rant doesn't push you over the edge so for that reason I'm happy to pretend that Yes Franco, it's you that's hit the nerve. He'll start hitting the bottle again and go off on another late night rant if we aren't careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 October, 2014 Share Posted 7 October, 2014 It's the PR campaign for the new series. The End. Q.E.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 October, 2014 Share Posted 7 October, 2014 I hate 60% of the people I talk to, work with or see on the street dunno what it has to do with clarkson but this post resonates with me bro. If anything I'm more like 70%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 October, 2014 Share Posted 8 October, 2014 dunno what it has to do with clarkson but this post resonates with me bro. If anything I'm more like 70%. I thought you were a lover, not a hater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Suspended by the BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31824040 Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC "following a fracas" with a producer. The corporation said the presenter had been suspended "pending an investigation". "No one else has been suspended. Top Gear will not be broadcast this Sunday," it said. Clarkson was given what he called his "final warning" last May after claims he used a racist word while filming the popular BBC motoring show. At the time, he said the BBC had told him he would be sacked if he made "one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Suspended by the BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31824040 About time too. Able bodied white heterosexual male? There's no place for people like him at the BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Think it's worth wheeling this out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Looks like he pushed the boundaries just a little bit too often. Will be interesting to see if he gets replaced on Top Gear and by who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I imagine they'll kill it off. Be a bit embarrassing if they make a properly modern and respectful car show, and the ratings fall off cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 The whole program will be made by his own company and the program sold to sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 You didn't smell a rat at the lashings of false praise suddenly being heaped on the Corvette, and then on the two Yankee pickups? Jezza's off to 'ollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 The whole program will be made by his own company and the program sold to sky. This. It's shown all over the world not just in the UK and at the same time as UK on a Sunday night BECAUSE HE IS POPULAR. He may be a boorish oaf to many in the land of Whingeing Poms but he makes a lot of people a lot of money. Give me a boorish oaf over a crooked Banker any day of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 If Top Gear can find and use presenters other than Clarkson to present its different localised versions (US, Germany etc.) then I dare say it can unearth someone else to present the UK version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Looks like he pushed the boundaries just a little bit too often. Will be interesting to see if he gets replaced on Top Gear and by who. Diane Abbott would be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 HAPPY DAYS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I imagine they'll kill it off. Be a bit embarrassing if they make a properly modern and respectful car show, and the ratings fall off cliff. New title. New format. TWOC Gear. Replace the Clarkson and Clarkson-alikes with some professional Mancunian car chorers and have them going around the world nicking motors, the "challenge" being to see whether they can elude the local authorities long enough to not get killed. If they do get killed, just get new Mancs. They are the best car thieves in the country atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 New title. New format. TWOC Gear. Replace the Clarkson and Clarkson-alikes with some professional Mancunian car chorers and have them going around the world nicking motors, the "challenge" being to see whether they can elude the local authorities long enough to not get killed. If they do get killed, just get new Mancs. They are the best car thieves in the country atm. The Clarkson is a good character, if slightly implausible. I would actually like to see him in a drama, like say he was a police detective or a school teacher, but not a namby-pamby liberal one. A racist one, who Gets the Job Done. I would also like to see a movie about his time at BBC, as long as it was solely from his Point Of View, and deeply offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I'd like to see a younger and possibly female presenter. Not for the sake of equality, just variety. The whole premise of three middle aged men acting like teenagers puts a lot of people watching Top Gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 yeah gr8 idea bikini models on Inside of cars, doing reviews, rather than just draped over Bonnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Well, if Clarkson goes it will be the end of the program In its current guise. They'll all go to Sky or another channel, get paid more and carry on. It is the biggest program in the world, and it is a massive money maker for the BBC, but that's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I wonder if the BBC owns the rights to Top Gear? He's a dinosaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 The whole program will be made by his own company and the program sold to sky. I imagine you're right, although that'd mean I have to keep Sky just as I'm debating about dumping it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I wonder if the BBC owns the rights to Top Gear? He's a dinosaur They should get an actual dinosaur to present it. Would be clever irony and bring in +viewers IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Well, if Clarkson goes it will be the end of the program In its current guise. They'll all go to Sky or another channel, get paid more and carry on. It is the biggest program in the world, and it is a massive money maker for the BBC, but that's life. That probably would happen but it would be a Clarkson show, not Top Gear and it wouldn't achieve anywhere near the scale of the current brand. Just a classic case of post-BBC rubbishness. I doubt Hammond and May would walk out on one of TVs biggest brands. JC is replaceable and they would replace him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Shades of Andy Grey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Heard on radio that he allegedly took a swing at the producer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Heard on radio that he allegedly took a swing at the producer. pls tell me at least, that the producer was a trans-gender african midget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 pls tell me at least, that the producer was a trans-gender african midget? i think you might be off the mark here. If it was a midget then JC would more likely kick the little b4stard. The African trans gender bit is a fair shout tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2015 (edited) The producer thing and whole fracas business is just a smokescreen. This is what actually happened. Clarkson entered a plush suite bedecked with a full-size mirror. No-one was in the room when he entered, and he was alone the entire time. Nevertheless, Clarkson left with broken glass embedded in both knuckles and a £200 bill for "Sundries". When asked to explain his behaviour, Clarkson privately admitted. "I could not help myself. I had to punch the c##t"*. * Dramatic pauses removed for legibility. Edited 10 March, 2015 by pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 That probably would happen but it would be a Clarkson show, not Top Gear and it wouldn't achieve anywhere near the scale of the current brand. Just a classic case of post-BBC rubbishness. I doubt Hammond and May would walk out on one of TVs biggest brands. JC is replaceable and they would replace him. I think they would. Don't underestimate how close these guys are, and the money they'd get paid elsewhere. Doesn't Clarkson own a large chunk of Top Gear? I probably wouldn't watch the show without Clarkson, however much people dislike him he writes the show pretty well, and is the glue that holds it all together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I think they would. Don't underestimate how close these guys are, and the money they'd get paid elsewhere. Doesn't Clarkson own a large chunk of Top Gear? I probably wouldn't watch the show without Clarkson, however much people dislike him he writes the show pretty well, and is the glue that holds it all together. He doesn't own it anymore - he did a deal with the BBC and BBC worldwide last year. We'll see how it plays out. I'm not sure May and Hammond would just walk out on TC if they had the chance to take it on. Top Gear currently 5 million viewers. A Sky version would pull in about a fifth of that at best, probably less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 He doesn't own it anymore - he did a deal with the BBC and BBC worldwide last year. We'll see how it plays out. I'm not sure May and Hammond would just walk out on TC if they had the chance to take it on. Top Gear currently 5 million viewers. A Sky version would pull in about a fifth of that at best, probably less. Yes, but what difference does viewers make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 (edited) Yes, but what difference does viewers make? It's a factor. Sky can chuck a huge contract at JC and maybe the other two but not necessarily the production team, and almost certainly not the scale and ambition of production values that the BBC bring to it. And not just the viewers and cache of being on genuinely one of Britain's biggest TV shows and part of a bona fide global TV brand. Plus May and Hammond get more from the BBC than just Top Gear, as they've both benefited from high profile, nicely made TV series on topics that interest them. You think they're going to walk out on all of that to do a half pint rip off to a niche audience because their colleague punched a co worker? Sorry, not so sure. Edited 10 March, 2015 by CB Fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 It's a factor. Sky can chuck a huge contract at JC and maybe the other two but not necessarily the production team, and almost certainly not the scale and ambition of production values that the BBC bring to it. And not just the viewers and cache of being on genuinely one of Britain's biggest TV shows and part of a bona fide global TV brand. Plus May and Hammond get more from the BBC than just Top Gear, as they've both benefited from high profile, nicely made TV series on topics that interest them. You think they're going to walk out on all of that to do a half pint rip off to a niche audience because their colleague punched a co worker? Sorry, not so sure. I disagree. They don't seem unduly concerned looking at their Twittering tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/03/i-suspected-the-liberal-fascists-would-eventually-get-clarkson/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/03/i-suspected-the-liberal-fascists-would-eventually-get-clarkson/ Of course all of that was written before we know the full story, so is just as bad as the piece by Orr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I thought you were a lover, not a hater. 70% of his lovers hate him, which equates to the grand total of 0.7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I disagree. They don't seem unduly concerned looking at their Twittering tonight. Just looked at their Twitter feeds. Not entirely sure what conclusion you're drawing from what either of them have said. Just a bit of Top Gear joshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stockportsaint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 My cousin works for BBC worldwide, the guys that sell the overseas rights to Top Gear, Wolf Hall, etc. Their top three earners are, in descending order: 1 Top Gear 2 Doctor Who 3 Strictly Come Dancing Therefore the Beeb have a big conundrum here. Do they kill the goose and egg altogether, or do they sack Clarkson and try to replace him? Personally I think he's a tw4t, but it is *his* show when alls said and done. You couldn't imagine them continuing with Hammond, May and a.n. Other, whoever that might be. I think he'll have a massive rollicking, perhaps be fined, but will ultimately be allowed to continue. As for the programme itself, it went off the boil when they started manufacturing too many "situations", around the time of the burning caravan stunt. They've definitely run out of ideas and are just rehashing old ones. Bit like Soccer A.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedgeEnder Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I wonder if the BBC owns the rights to Top Gear? He's a dinosaur Really? Do you actually think he believes a lot of what he says? He is controversial but deliberately so and the BBC have lapped this up for years because he brings in big money. Unfortunately it was only a matter of time before the hard lefties at the beeb put a stop to it. The old Top Gear failed because it was boring; the current format is a major hit around the world and will continue to be so with or without the BBC; I'm sure Clarkson will still be involved though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Will the world continue to turn if Clarkson gets sacked? Not a great loss in the grand scheme of things. I am not sure what is worse - if he believes the things he says or whether he says things to get noticed. Either way a tw*t in my book. Do grown men actually buy his sh*t? I can see the appeal to teenagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/03/i-suspected-the-liberal-fascists-would-eventually-get-clarkson/ It is not as if he doesn't have a load of previous. I suspect that people know exactly what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 He's pretty much paid to be a charmless oaf so it's difficult to complain about him bring a charmless oaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedgeEnder Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Will the world continue to turn if Clarkson gets sacked? Not a great loss in the grand scheme of things. I am not sure what is worse - if he believes the things he says or whether he says things to get noticed. Either way a tw*t in my book. Do grown men actually buy his sh*t? I can see the appeal to teenagers. Of course grown men don't believe his sh*t; it's all about a bit of a escapism on a sunday night before going back to work the next day. He may be a tw*t (in your eyes) but he's a very popular tw*t that's why it's so difficult to get tickets to see the show. If you don't like him don't watch the show the same way I avoid any programme that involves the odious Russell Brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Can't believe how many saddos watch that pile of sh1t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Well I am not in the least embarrassed to admit that I am one of the 'saddos' who enjoy watching Top Gear - this strange sadness must be contagious then because there are literally millions of us all over the world. Indeed I've been watching Top Gear since the time William Woollard was road testing Austin Maestro's! Much as I have enjoyed the programme over the years (the 'specials' are still superb television) those who say it is running out of steam may well have a point - the recent 'ambulance' feature and a pointlessly silly piece on Peugeot's being Exhibit 1 for the prosecution. I just can't see the show continuing in its current format without JC (Clarkson not Christ) and I don't think the BBC can back down after so publicly stating that he was on the dreaded 'final waring'. So this probably is the end of TG as we know it then - and for all the criticism the beeb will have a hard task on their hands devising another series that will be even half as successful as TG has been over the years. PS - what will Dave do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 (edited) Just looked at their Twitter feeds. Not entirely sure what conclusion you're drawing from what either of them have said. Just a bit of Top Gear joshing. The fact that they're joshing and joking that their's no Top Gear this week makes it seem like they're not unduly concerned, as I said in my last post?! Edited 11 March, 2015 by Unbelievable Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Can't believe how many saddos watch that pile of sh1t. Did you really use the word 'saddos'? Pot, kettle and black come to mind if you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Can't believe how many saddos watch that pile of sh1t. Can't believe how many saddos there are posting about saddos who watch that pile is sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 The fact that they're joshing and joking that their's no Top Gear this week makes it seem like they're not unduly concerned?! And? Don't really get your point. All that tells me is they are more circumspect when managing their public pronouncements than their co-host. It certainly doesn't say they are both quitting to go to Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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