The True Geordie - Epic Rants

[Convict Colony]

Having been impressed by this lyrical gangster from the north after our game with them I thought he deserves his own thread as his rant from yesterday was another masterclass, he is ****ing funny.

 

If Oscar Pistorius needs an alibi he can look up "will lie for money" in a dictionary and see a picture of Alan Pardew.

 

Newcastle 1 - 2 Swansea

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wl58uFLeik

[Convict Colony]

@TrueGeordieNUFC: Moyes, leaves Everton - have best PL season ever. Goes to Man Utd - have worst PL season ever. http://t.co/h24eSZBM2K

[ericofarabia]

That man is absolute class.

 

I really feel for him and how he is hurting.

 

Maybe Alps should do a Video Blog to convey his feelings rather than post on here.

 

He gets some bad press, but I'm pretty sure he could express his frustrations and get his message over better via video showing genuine emotions, than by being a faceless keyboard moaner.

[Convict Colony]

That man is absolute class.

 

I really feel for him and how he is hurting.

 

Maybe Alps should do a Video Blog to convey his feelings rather than post on here.

 

He gets some bad press, but I'm pretty sure he could express his frustrations and get his message over better via video showing genuine emotions, than by being a faceless keyboard moaner.

 

That would be awesome, maybe Alps will give it a go or maybe we can get GS to do it to stop him wearing out the start new thread button.

[Twiggy]

 

10/10 his best video so far. Best view of the situation ever.

[Convict Colony]

hahaha the man u one is quality.

 

Here is his latest a Q&A with his fans.

 

Example question, "do you finger your bum when ****ing" hahahaha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJ89FBEfTo&list=UUWaZLW7Bfa83J_h587dH1WQ&feature=share

[St.Jeweller]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTzbEjGq6d0&list=UUWaZLW7Bfa83J_h587dH1WQ

 

Our northern friends back for another episode.