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Farting in a lift


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What is the social decorum having dropped one in a lift? The old adage is that "he who smelt it dealt it", and yet not owning up to it procures the beady eyes from all who succumb to it.

 

Should I turn to t'others and claim exaltingly that it was I who blew off, or should I feign ignorance?

 

What do you do if someone else has grunted?

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I always stay silent. Its amusing watching everyone start to twitch as the stench descends onto them! They all begin to slyly look at each other to try and work out who it was.

 

Another question relating to farting. If you really had to fart but you had a really hot girl stood near you would you still let it go?

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