Farting in a lift

[SNSUN]

What is the social decorum having dropped one in a lift? The old adage is that "he who smelt it dealt it", and yet not owning up to it procures the beady eyes from all who succumb to it.

 

Should I turn to t'others and claim exaltingly that it was I who blew off, or should I feign ignorance?

 

What do you do if someone else has grunted?

[Master Bates]

If there was only two of us in a lift and I farted then it would be obvious it was me so i'd excuse myself.

 

Anymore than 2 and I just fart and leave it at that.

 

If someone else has grunted then I normally demand the person to own up.

[The King]

I always stay silent. Its amusing watching everyone start to twitch as the stench descends onto them! They all begin to slyly look at each other to try and work out who it was.

 

Another question relating to farting. If you really had to fart but you had a really hot girl stood near you would you still let it go?

[Master Bates]

Another question relating to farting. If you really had to fart but you had a really hot girl stood near you would you still let it go?

 

I did today, but then she's only a receptionist.

 

Anyone ever regretted trusting a fart?

[thesaint sfc]

I have never farted.

[SNSUN]

I have never farted.

 

How do you explain the crap coming out of your mouth then?

[hamster]

.... but then she's only a receptionist.

 

SEXIST PIG. You would soon miss her if you had to make your own coffee.

[Master Bates]

SEXIST PIG. You would soon miss her if you had to make your own coffee.

 

Nah I wouldn't, I don't drink coffee.

[Iowsaintsfan]

Leave it for the next one in the lift!!