sadoldgit Posted 23 July, 2014 Posted 23 July, 2014 (edited) Susannah York was fit too. Looked good in stockings in the Battle of Britain. Edited 23 July, 2014 by sadoldgit sp
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 23 July, 2014 Posted 23 July, 2014 (edited) Probably not, they don't usually loan out players that they want to keep. Ramsey is probably the only exception in recent times. Edited 23 July, 2014 by KelvinsRightGlove
Viking Warrior Posted 23 July, 2014 Posted 23 July, 2014 Now if we are talking tv totty who did you prefer N Honor Blackman Diana rigg Linda torson Or Alex bastedo
Mallagroth Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Now if we are talking tv totty who did you prefer N Honor Blackman Diana rigg Linda torson Or Alex bastedo Who the **** is this granddad?
saints1988 Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Could not sleep.... So watching Liverhampton V Roma. Rickie looks terrible and the system they are playing with will never suit him. I know it's only pre season but what as shame if his career finishes with a whimper
Saint_Abroad Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Could not sleep.... So watching Liverhampton V Roma. Rickie looks terrible and the system they are playing with will never suit him. I know it's only pre season but what as shame if his career finishes with a whimper I've never given the finger to my television so much as I have tonight. Rickie did look like he was trying though, I saw him run and play defense.
The Majestic Channon Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Always had a thing for Felicity Kendall - SCDAJFM I dont know any rumours, but overheard some geezer on his phone today say that he didn't think Chambers or Clyne were going anywhere. I don't know eho he was, and I don't know who he was talking to. Felicity Kendall - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh felicity felicity you fill me with electricity, does that mean you are shocking? Always had a thing for Felicity Kendall - SCDAJFM I dont know any rumours, but overheard some geezer on his phone today say that he didn't think Chambers or Clyne were going anywhere. I don't know eho he was, and I don't know who he was talking to. Felicity Kendall - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Convict Colony Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Surprised one of you sicko's (Bearsy) didn't crank one off to Floella Benjamin or should I call her by her new name Baroness Benjamin (WTF).
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Prunella Gee in something caled, I think, Paper Tiger on TV. She had these awesome nipples that seemed to point upwards. Agree Julie Christie beautiful but not filthy. Also agree about Felicity Kendalls nips. Joanna Lumley was top posh totty. Helen Mirran was really fit too and used to get her baps out at the drop of a hat. Shabby Tiger? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sgg43WuAL._SS500_.jpg I'll see your Prunella Gee and raise you an Ingrid Pitt (1937-2010, The Vampire Lovers, Where Eagles Dare). I'm still on holiday until next week so nothing's going to happen for the next few days.
scotty Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Man alive, this thread has completely gone native. It's like Lord Of The Flies in here. Isn't there any transfer gossip worth the mention tonight? Felicity Kendall (circa 1977, t-shirt-with-no-bra in The Good Life, obviously) You mean this? :) http://www.bapwatch.com/Good%20Life/felicity_kendal_good_life__2.jpg
Panda Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Julie Christie in her prime-the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Possibly not the sexiest though. As transfer news is short at the moment ... I remember seeing Billy Liar back in 1965 and Julie Christie appeared in just a black bra and knickers. I was just 14 at the time but it was at that point I realised I was growing up!
Greenridge Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 (edited) Sorry to take this thread off-topic (Mods please move my post as appropriate) but SSN suggesting Pochettino is after Vlaar with cash plus Lewis Holtby (The Mirror). Edited 24 July, 2014 by Greenridge
CB Fry Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Sorry to take this thread off-topic (Mods please move my post as appropriate) but SSN suggesting Pochettino is after Vlaar with cash plus Lewis Holtby (The Mirror). This thread is for talking about ancient old birds and slagging off Dubai Phil. For now, it's just a warning, but be careful.
benjii Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 A former colleague of mine copped off with Jane Fonda in the seventies. He says it was just a kiss and a cuddle but, rumour has it, he pumped her.
Greenridge Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 This thread is for talking about ancient old birds and slagging off Dubai Phil. For now, it's just a warning, but be careful. Thanks, but too late. I've received an infraction.
Goatboy Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 I've obv heard that before, but it never occurred to me it was metaphor. Not that it isn't blindingly obvious, just that you know I'm not accustomed to seeking deeper meaning in lyrics, surrounded as I am by bird who at this moment is singing along to song as follows: "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday (Something something something) I gotta feeling (woo-hoo) that tonight's gonna be a good night that tonight's gonna be a good good night" She going out then Bearsy?
benjii Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 A former colleague of mine copped off with Jane Fonda in the seventies. He says it was just a kiss and a cuddle but, rumour has it, he pumped her.
Bridge Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 I see this really is 100% Saints discussion. Please keep it on-topic????
DuncanRG Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 "Feyenoord have told Ronald Koeman that he can’t have Jordy Clasie or Terence Kongolo for Southampton" http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/24/football-transfer-rumours-aston-villa-vlaar-tottenham?CMP=twt_gu
Turkish Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Where are the mods? Why aren't they taking action against people dereailing the thread? I come on here for news and dont want to read pages of drivel. If Jimmy D was on duty he'd have locked this thread by now.
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 "Feyenoord have told Ronald Koeman that he can’t have Jordy Clasie or Terence Kongolo for Southampton" http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/24/football-transfer-rumours-aston-villa-vlaar-tottenham?CMP=twt_gu Not both???
Saint_Ash Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 On the verge of signing a keeper, not forster though. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=_LrQU7WII8TG0QWym4HIDw&url=http://www.westernmorningnews.co.uk/Teenaged-goalkeeper-poised-dream-Premier-League/story-21748131-detail/story.html&cd=8&ved=0CDEQFjAH&usg=AFQjCNFD129D72VshR1AfxrTf3I5CdusWA&sig2=ZyHCjjnKp4vB89jSp-xNeg
angelman Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/491238/Spurs-set-to-offer-Holtby-and-Dawson-to-beat-Man-Utd-and-Southampton-to-Villa-s-Ron-Vlaar Vlaar is in demand. Would be surprised if he stays at Villa.
Olallana Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Said it in another forum but what if we could strike a deal with Feyenoord that when we make deals and buy one or two more players from them they can get two youngsters over on a years loan. If we´re going to play a more dutch style now that can be a great experience for them as well as getting better/tougher games than they do in the U21-games. I´m sure we have youngsters that are just the level below PL and not quite ready for it but would make a good job in Eredivisie. Feyenoord are still not that strong financially so they get money for selling players and dont have to pay other than the wages for the youngsters going to them and they aren´t usually on a high salary... And it´s not to suggest as to them becoming a feeder club, we would still pay them good money for the players. Just to help them in a situation right now when their players are attracting a lot of interest. Even if players like Clasie, Kongolo, De Vrij etc will move to us, they will still lose this players eventually..
Killers Knee Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Alex Crook Talksport Interview: http://talksport.com/football/southampton-star-would-prefer-join-arsenal-rather-tottenham-claims-crook-140723103451 Back on topic, in the 1950's Sofia Loren was the ultimate brunette, Brigitte Bardot the ultimate blonde, they are my dream team in fantasy spit-roast.
Plastic Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Sofia Loren was the ultimate brunette, Brigitte Bardot the ultimate blonde, they are my dream team in fantasy spit-roast. That is not my understanding of how a spit-roast works...
Pancake Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 That is not my understanding of how a spit-roast works... I think KK likes 'em with strap-ons and lube.
The Flying Finn Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Alex Crook Talksport Interview: http://talksport.com/football/southampton-star-would-prefer-join-arsenal-rather-tottenham-claims-crook-140723103451 It seems our friend Mr Crook has done it again. "They’re (Spurs) not in the Champions League remember, they’re not even in Europe next season so I think that would be a strange move." I thought the Europa League was a European competition? Well just about!
Gemmel Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Ramirez to Fiorentina for 10 million http://www.goal.com/it/news/7/calciomercato/2014/07/24/4980194/occasione-gaston-ramirez-con-10-milioni-lo-si-riporta-in?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=t.co
Golden Balls Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 It seems our friend Mr Crook has done it again. "They’re (Spurs) not in the Champions League remember, they’re not even in Europe next season so I think that would be a strange move." I thought the Europa League was a European competition? Well just about! It's ok. He's cleared it up on twitter. He wasn't wrong. It was just a slip of the tongue.
buctootim Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 That is not my understanding of how a spit-roast works... Maybe he's Dale Bolinger
richardc Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Given a distinct lack of signings yesterday - can we now discount Dubai Phil as an ITK PS Bo Derek for me
austsaint Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Been a while since Mr Pelle signed. What about Connie Booth from Fawlty Towers?
grezz Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Given a distinct lack of signings yesterday - can we now discount Dubai Phil as an ITK PS Bo Derek for me No, I don't think we should discount Phil. I think Phil should discount his taxi driver. Liz Hurley please.
sadoldgit Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Shabby Tiger? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sgg43WuAL._SS500_.jpg I'll see your Prunella Gee and raise you an Ingrid Pitt (1937-2010, The Vampire Lovers, Where Eagles Dare). I'm still on holiday until next week so nothing's going to happen for the next few days. I'll give you that WG, Ingrid was up for getting them out and was mucky. Last season I would happily have seen Ramirez leave. This season I hope he stays and that RK gets the best out of him
Smirking_Saint Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Can someone please start a thread for horny OAPs so we get get on with discussing which rumour crooks read next ?
del boy Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Enjoying this double theme chaps, much more entertaining than the usual squabbles over who said what, who knows best, who's more ITK etc The occasional reference to transfers is a bonus
saint_ed Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Enjoying this double theme chaps, much more entertaining than the usual squabbles over who said what, who knows best, who's more ITK etc The occasional reference to transfers is a bonus If we have to combine the two can everyone at least bring the age of candidates under 50?
Olallana Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 So what page will this thread be on when next signing is made? If mods removed off topic posts it would probably be something like page 3....
berkshiresaint Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 70,s Linda Lovelace = Golf ball & garden hose spring to mind. 80,s Olivia Newton John = Those black skintight trousers 90,s Liz hurley = That dress 00's Kate beckinsale = Just awesome On a transfer note fingers are hurting from constantly pressing F5 waiting for any news.
ChudSaint Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 New goalie confirmed... http://www.devoncricket.co.uk/page.asp?p=osborne_saints
Saint_Abroad Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 Can someone please start a thread for horny OAPs so we get get on with discussing which rumour crooks read next ? There already is, with pictures!! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51061-60s-70s-Totty&p=1999089#post1999089
Beckenham Saint Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 I'm not sure if any of these have been posted, and there's too much dross to trawl through to find out. I'm really interested in our link to Rojo. World Cup finalist and scored for Argentina vs Nigeria. http://www.squawka.com/news/reports-southampton-to-sign-argentina-world-cup-left-back-marcos-rojo/145881 http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/southampton-sporting-lisbon-talks-marcos-rojo-4032206#.U9DW2vldXAk http://www.goal.com/en-my/news/3956/transfer-zone/2014/07/22/4975621/southampton-move-for-argentina-ace-rojo Squawka, Tribal Football and Goal have us in pole position for him. Apparently available for £12m, personally, I think he would be outstanding. For us to sign a WC finalist would also surely dispel any qualms about ambition. Does any one know any more about this proposed transfer? Has Guan or Monk mentioned anything of the sort? I know Monk said something about one of our targets being a big name and Guan said that one could play multiple positions. Rojo fits both these statements. Would appreciate any more info on this!
iansums Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 I'm not sure if any of these have been posted, and there's too much dross to trawl through to find out. I'm really interested in our link to Rojo. World Cup finalist and scored for Argentina vs Nigeria. http://www.squawka.com/news/reports-southampton-to-sign-argentina-world-cup-left-back-marcos-rojo/145881 http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/southampton-sporting-lisbon-talks-marcos-rojo-4032206#.U9DW2vldXAk http://www.goal.com/en-my/news/3956/transfer-zone/2014/07/22/4975621/southampton-move-for-argentina-ace-rojo Squawka, Tribal Football and Goal have us in pole position for him. Apparently available for £12m, personally, I think he would be outstanding. For us to sign a WC finalist would also surely dispel any qualms about ambition. Does any one know any more about this proposed transfer? Has Guan or Monk mentioned anything of the sort? I know Monk said something about one of our targets being a big name and Guan said that one could play multiple positions. Rojo fits both these statements. Would appreciate any more info on this! Yes, that's all very interesting Beckenham, but which 70's totty do you fancy? Do we have a second vote for Hattie Jacques FFS?
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 So what page will this thread be on when next signing is made? If mods removed off topic posts it would probably be something like page 3.... Is page 3 a new line of discussion you'd like to start?
Saint_Abroad Posted 24 July, 2014 Posted 24 July, 2014 I'm not sure if any of these have been posted Discussed extensively. I even made the connection that the Red Panda pictures were related, as Rojo means Red in Spanish. Unfortunately nothing definitive yet.
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