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You should get a wacky t-shirt that says something like that on it Barry. Just so everyone knows the type of person they are dealing with should they approach you.

 

Edit - like this one!

 

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You should get a wacky t-shirt that says something like that on it Barry. Just so everyone knows the type of person they are dealing with should they approach you.

 

I am that kinda crazy so may just do it, can Bitterne and Redbridge handle me?

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this weekend, if you see me about the bargate on the floor pick me up and point me towards a pub, cheers ta.

 

Slight problem here. Only pap knows what you look like, so unless he's in the vicinity you'll just have to depend on the kindness of strangers.

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Slight problem here. Only pap knows what you look like, so unless he's in the vicinity you'll just have to depend on the kindness of strangers.

 

Yes that could be an issue as Sotonians are not known for their warmth and kindness, maybe i should point out on my t shirt that I am originally from Southampton, its could work out better that way.

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Slight problem here. Only pap knows what you look like, so unless he's in the vicinity you'll just have to depend on the kindness of strangers.

 

That’s probably just as well – what with all his anti-Southampton rhetoric of late, anyone finding Barry in the city might just be tempted to tell him to f*ck off back to Liverpool. ;)

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Slight problem here. Only pap knows what you look like,

 

As soon as he starts slurring about not being in touch with the waterfront, calling people Mavis and making references to blanky blank, we will know it is him.

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If I see you on the town Brash en Crazy, I will headbutt you between the eyes, rip your ****ing head off your ****ish shoulders and **** down your neck.

 

Or, I'll buy you a pint - depending on my mood.

 

I'm irrationally irascible at the moment.

 

x

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I see what you're getting at, maybe I should tone it down a tad, Swaythling and Rownhams look out.

 

You stay the f**k out of Rownhams, it's a respectable place and I don't want Fosters drinkers here.

 

Cheers, ta.

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If I see you on the town Brash en Crazy, I will headbutt you between the eyes, rip your ****ing head off your ****ish shoulders and **** down your neck.

 

Or, I'll buy you a pint - depending on my mood.

 

I'm irrationally irascible at the moment.

 

x

 

That sounds awesome but I shall pass thank you.

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You stay the f**k out of Rownhams, it's a respectable place and I don't want Fosters drinkers here.

 

Cheers, ta.

 

 

Keep out of Nursling as well while youre at it.

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How many parts of Southampton is Barry planning on visiting? We know that he wishes no part of Nursling, but it seems that Swaythling, Rownhams, Bitterne, Redbridge and of course the centre are all down to be honoured with his presence. That's quite some pub crawl...

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How many parts of Southampton is Barry planning on visiting? We know that he wishes no part of Nursling, but it seems that Swaythling, Rownhams, Bitterne, Redbridge and of course the centre are all down to be honoured with his presence. That's quite some pub crawl...

 

Cheers, there is a naked parade on Sunday at about 1000 ish along the common down Hill Lane and upi through to Portswood.

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How many parts of Southampton is Barry planning on visiting? We know that he wishes no part of Nursling, but it seems that Swaythling, Rownhams, Bitterne, Redbridge and of course the centre are all down to be honoured with his presence. That's quite some pub crawl...

 

Barry’s not keen on the waterfront either, which is a shame because they’re looking for someone to fill the Marlon Brando role at my local amateur dramatics society.

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I can be on hand to confirm Barry sightings.

 

Post any suspected Barry's on here. I'll verify. He's about 5'10'', goatee-capable and strides about looking like he's rushing for something at the other end of the room.

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Barry’s not keen on the waterfront either, which is a shame because they’re looking for someone to fill the Marlon Brando role at my local amateur dramatics society.

 

I'm more suited for the Bogart role with the Woolston Am Dram crowd, even I needed convincing that Weston Shore could pass as Casablanca though...................

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I can be on hand to confirm Barry sightings.

 

Post any suspected Barry's on here. I'll verify. He's about 5'10'', goatee-capable and strides about looking like he's rushing for something at the other end of the room.

 

5ft 10"? Always looking about Pap.

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He's about 5'10'', goatee-capable and strides about looking like he's rushing for something at the other end of the room.

 

If it weren't for the fact that Barry's a man, that's an almost perfect description of Mrs Stickman :(

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Sorry Nursling sounds and is absolute ****, I wouldn't go there if the beer was free.

 

Certain parts of it are. Keep away from the Upton area if you're planning a late night piss-up though, I'm working earlies this weekend.

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I can be on hand to confirm Barry sightings.

 

Post any suspected Barry's on here. I'll verify. He's about 5'10'', goatee-capable and strides about looking like he's rushing for something at the other end of the room.

 

First sighting here Pap. One on the right, in a bar in the general St Mary's area. Looks like he did meet up with Bletch after all.

 

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If I see you on the town Brash en Crazy, I will headbutt you between the eyes, rip your ****ing head off your ****ish shoulders and **** down your neck.

 

Or, I'll buy you a pint - depending on my mood.

 

I'm irrationally irascible at the moment.

 

x

 

Looks like they decided on option 1

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First sighting here Pap. One on the right, in a bar in the general St Mary's area. Looks like he did meet up with Bletch after all.

 

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Sadly, it's a no.

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Ah ok. Possible sighting 2. Spotted outside the cinema looking at for an 80's film to watch.

 

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As Roy Walker used to say in Catchphrase, it's good, but it's not right.

 

Even Barry will get that reference.

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Thought Bletch might be along to check your punctuation, but it looks like you are actually correct.

 

I think "actually correct" might be tautological, but I'll defer to Fowllyd's brother for an adjudication.

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