Foot Long Penis C4 NOW

[hamster]

Foot Long Penis C4 NOW

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[saint_stevo]

thesaint sfc has his own show?

[Weston Super Saint]

thesaint sfc has his own show?

 

I think he's 5ft 10 to be fair....

[hamster]

I am in the wrong job.

 

Then again, if they're sick do they still have to (ahem) 'go in'. Crimbo too, probably don't (ahem) get it off.

 

I thank you...

[saint_stevo]

Gives us Escorts a bad name

[hamster]

Hello Mr Droopy LOL

 

Edit: Not you Stevo, The Italian guy. I am sure you have no problem in having a barclays and getting erect in the presence of men.

[rocknrollman no2]

I would be embarassed if i had one that small.

[hamster]

Have you not had one that small RR? (I have heard from a friend that) they try harder.

[hamster]

URGH!

"in her bloody 70's, enjoys a massage"!!

Naked!!!

My Mum is 70 FFS!

Quick where's the remote?

[hamster]

/\

I was sat on it.

 

FF for Sky Plus LOL

[rocknrollman no2]

Have you not had one that small RR? (I have heard from a friend that) they try harder.

 

They do try harder,but whats the point when its like throwing a sausage up the motorway?

[hamster]

What time is it when he cums?

 

It's Ricoh time

[Deppo]

URGH!

"in her bloody 70's, enjoys a massage"!!

Naked!!!

My Mum is 70 FFS!

Quick where's the remote?

 

44 minutes into the programme...

[hamster]

Just done a bit of research with Mrs H.

Asked how much she would pay ME for a bunk up, she said that she would rather pay me to make her a cup of tea.

One usually leads to the other anyway, so I will brb in the time it takes to boil the kettle. Wish me luck boys, I'm going in.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

That's put me right off Subway.