richardc Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Woman jailed for microwaving cat Breaking news Briton Laura Cunliffe, who microwaved her cat for eating her pet goldfish, is sentenced to 14 weeks in prison Imagine if this woman caught her husband having an affair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Imagine if this woman caught her husband having an affair Must have a big microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Put her in the microwave, see how she likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Woman jailed for microwaving cat Breaking news Briton Laura Cunliffe, who microwaved her cat for eating her pet goldfish, is sentenced to 14 weeks in prison Imagine if this woman caught her husband having an affair That poor goldfish.:cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 16 March, 2014 Share Posted 16 March, 2014 There's a Hot Pussy joke in there somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 No doubt some of the liberal elite will be apologising for her, she has serious issues and will do something like this again, it was anger that drove her to do it, she will get angry again no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 she has had a hard life tbf. If her nickname at school wasn't "cuntlips" then i despair of humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I'm apologising for her, she has serious issues and will do something like this again. She needs help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 it was angar that drove her to it, no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I'd put money on her getting angry again Bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 shouldn't be a problem, she's hardly likely to re-heat her cat now cos you get salmonellas if you re-heat meats. Microwaving cat is a one-shot deal imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 You've obviously never heard of these little bad boys then. They are good for once at night pissed and then again for early breakfast before vomit and hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 yeah i know but if that burger ate ur goldfish you might microwave it once, but i'm saying if then it ate ur other goldfish you wouldn't microwave it a second time. I mean you might, but you would get b.ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 yeah i know but if that burger ate ur goldfish you might microwave it once, but i'm saying if then it ate ur other goldfish you wouldn't microwave it a second time. I mean you might, but you would get b.ache. If you had put a collar and a little bell on the burger in the first place, the goldfish may have heard it coming and made good it's escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 You are one lazy mutha****a bear. Microwave is easy to use. No wonder McDs slacked you off the drive thru and now you are at foam cut to size. The pay cut seems to have hurt you hard as I have seen several begging posts on here, main bored and lounge over the last couple of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 21 March, 2014 Share Posted 21 March, 2014 How did they find out she did that? She did walk into the nearest police station with the smoldering remains of her cat in her hands, and confess? Or did the cat explode in the microwave oven, hurling feline limbs and organs into the neighbour's garden? Inquiring minds want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 March, 2014 Share Posted 21 March, 2014 How did they find out she did that? She did walk into the nearest police station with the smoldering remains of her cat in her hands, and confess? Or did the cat explode in the microwave oven, hurling feline limbs and organs into the neighbour's garden? Inquiring minds want to know. It might have been when a customer found a fur ball in a cat burger that she had sold. Or was that cat burgler, I may have misread it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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