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http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/weird/2014/01/16/4536845/

 

Not just goats...

 

Birmingham, England -- People have been arrested doing strange things, but a Birmingham man takes strange to a new level ... again. Brian Earsy, 28, was accused Wednesday of having sex with a stuffed animal.

 

Employees at the Elm Street Health Clinic first reported the situation to police, which led to Earsy's arrest. This is the fourth time in two years he has been arrested for reportedly masturbating with a teddy bear in public.

 

Earsy was arrested twice in 2010 and once in 2011 for similar incidents. His first arrest was at a public library, and his most recent was made in an area where "minors were likely present" police reported.

 

In the past, sub human scum Earsy has been cited with disorderly conduct, and the Daily Mail reports that "it is unclear whether Earsy used the same teddy bear on each occasion."

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What his previous username? Prize for the winner

 

Toke knows, or says he does.

 

And as he's so needy and "me, me, me!" when it comes to competitions, I expect him to come along and betray the cloven hoofed one and tell us all. You might have to tell him what the prize is first.

 

Keep the Goat talking for about another 5 months and I'll have enough text evidence to nail him.

 

All I know right now, is that his user name is an anagram of

 

Gay Boot.

 

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http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/weird/2014/01/16/4536845/

 

Not just goats...

 

Birmingham, England -- People have been arrested doing strange things, but an Birmingham man takes strange to a new level ... again. Brian Earsy, 28, was accused Wednesday of having sex with a stuffed animal.

 

Employees at the Elm Street Health Clinic first reported the situation to police, which led to Earsy's arrest. This is the fourth time in two years he has been arrested for reportedly masturbating with a teddy bear in public.

 

Earsy was arrested twice in 2010 and once in 2011 for similar incidents. His first arrest was at a public library, and his most recent was made in an area where "minors were likely present" police reported.

 

In the past, sub human scum Earsy has been cited with disorderly conduct, and the Daily Mail reports that "it is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion."

 

Did he have a steiffy?

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Toke knows, or says he does.

 

And as he's so needy and "me, me, me!" when it comes to competitions, I expect him to come along and betray the cloven hoofed one and tell us all. You might have to tell him what the prize is first.

 

Keep the Goat talking for about another 5 months and I'll have enough text evidence to nail him.

 

All I know right now, is that his user name is an anagram of

 

Gay Boot.

 

BOOTLICKGAYINTEREST.jpg

 

Prize is a lifetimes full subscription to SWF and my future vote for MVP

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Someone must know who he is? He does have a whiff of dibden purlieu about him and I notice unbelievable jeff has gone quiet since goatboys arrival........

 

I know it's difficult GS but can you even entertain the idea that you may be wrong?

I'm here to help if you can't cope with this.

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Someone must know who he is? He does have a whiff of dibden purlieu about him and I notice unbelievable jeff has gone quiet since goatboys arrival........

 

Nah, if it was DPS we'd know all about his upmarket house in Windsor and the latest executive powerhouse he is driving.

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I know it's difficult GS but can you even entertain the idea that you may be wrong?

I'm here to help if you can't cope with this.

 

happy to be proved wrong.... youll understand that alot of new dudes come along and claim to be brand new and then we find out that they are old posters (for example: Delldays, unbelievable jeff, batman, dibden purlieu, original bournmouth saint etc)

 

sometimes i think oh great I have a new stalker (exciting) and then find out its just an old stalker with a new name.

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happy to be proved wrong.... youll understand that alot of new dudes come along and claim to be brand new and then we find out that they are old posters (for example: Delldays, unbelievable jeff, batman, dibden purlieu, original bournmouth saint etc)

 

sometimes i think oh great I have a new stalker (exciting) and then find out its just an old stalker with a new name.

 

I haven't started stalking yet.

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You should try doing an IP search, think you'd be pleasantly surprised.

 

I wouldn't even know where to start. All I can say is that I have been a Saints fan since I was 5. I am quite happy to meet any other Saints fans and shoot the s**t. This is a great forum, spoiled by a few bellends. COYR.

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Yeah do it GS. A high rollers round of pap investigates. Loser's kid gets it!

 

Id be confused about the rules.

 

Am i betting that

 

Dibden is unbelievable Jeff or that jeff is dibden or that goat is dibden and jeff is sarb or simon is goat or jeff is simon and sarb is dibden???

 

All i know is that UJ, goaty, sarb, simon and dibden protest too much

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Id be confused about the rules.

 

Am i betting that

 

Dibden is unbelievable Jeff or that jeff is dibden or that goat is dibden and jeff is sarb or simon is goat or jeff is simon and sarb is dibden???

 

All i know is that UJ, goaty, sarb, simon and dibden protest too much

 

Can the mods do a search on this? I pm'd GB last night and he guarantees he's never been on here before. Can the mods locate where his IP is or something like that? At least that way we can prove one way or another that he is jot me. Although his assertions are correct, I don't quite agree with the 'insult' route. Not my style really (or at least on the way he does it).

 

I actually have to say his posting style is similar to that of GS, I wonder if he is trying to create his own nemesis?!

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Glasgow is a bit naughty, he can be a bit mischief, but he's not evil. He likes a bet as much as the next guy but I can't really picture him turning up at goatboy's gaff with a carving knife ready to collect the virgin life of his firstborn daughter. I may be mistaken, but I don't think this prize would interest him.

 

That said, I would call his bluff Glasgow. It's been ages since we had an infant sacrifice on saintsweb.

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Glasgow is a bit naughty, he can be a bit mischief, but he's not evil. He likes a bet as much as the next guy but I can't really picture him turning up at goatboy's gaff with a carving knife ready to collect the virgin life of his firstborn daughter. I may be mistaken, but I don't think this prize would interest him.

 

That said, I would call his bluff Glasgow. It's been ages since we had an infant sacrifice on saintsweb.

 

I'd like to bet him £1000 that I am not Goatboy. If he really thinks that I am, then he will wager it. Bearsy, you can hold the money for both of us, and can also suggest how we prove it.

 

Of course, that is if GS isn't

 

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Pap does investigating and then child sacrifice bear. I don't care if gs knows the rule or not. It's going to be like raiders or the lost ark round here by the time papa finished.

 

Why is it like raiders of lost ark? You have lost me with this reference! Was you thinking of temple of doom???

 

Pap will be like pied piper of garston when he comes calling for goatboys kids

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