Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Bletch, you have caught my interest. I have been researching Japanese Turkey man. Here are some more of my findings. 1) He posts on saints web. 2) He failed to qualify for the winter Olympics. 3) Like many posters on here, his family insist he 'walks ahead'. There is also evidence of him shopping, eating scotched eggs and playing hide and seek. However, I don't want to steal all bletch's thunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Bletch, you have caught my interest. I have been researching Japanese Turkey man. Here are some more of my findings. 1) He posts on saints web. 2) He failed to qualify for the winter Olympics. 3) Like many posters on here, his family insist he 'walks ahead'. There is also evidence of him shopping, eating scotched eggs and playing hide and seek. However, I don't want to steal all bletch's thunder. Toke, do you mind if I ask you three questions? 1) Do you post on SaintWeb? 2) Did you qualify for the winter olympics? 3) Does your family insist that you walk ahead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 What does he do for Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 He is Japanese Whitey. He does what all Japanese do. He eats KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 What does he do for Christmas? Gobbles himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 He must have sewn up the waitstband of the jumper otherwise his arse would be hanging out. No-one wants an exposed Turkey arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 He is Japanese Whitey. He does what all Japanese do. He eats KFC. Shouldn't it be KFT at Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 No it's Japan, usual rules don't apply. It is not a joke btw, they genuinely eat KFC at Xmas, you have to pre-book and everything. Some big marketing agency tricked everyone into believing it was a tradition. Baby Jesus loves a bargain bucket etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=264310633737295&set=vb.168102293358130&type=2&theater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Toke, do you mind if I ask you three questions? 1) Do you post on SaintWeb? 2) Did you qualify for the winter olympics? 3) Does your family insist that you walk ahead? Yes,no,yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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