Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Posted 17 March, 2014 Bletch, you have caught my interest. I have been researching Japanese Turkey man. Here are some more of my findings. 1) He posts on saints web. 2) He failed to qualify for the winter Olympics. 3) Like many posters on here, his family insist he 'walks ahead'. There is also evidence of him shopping, eating scotched eggs and playing hide and seek. However, I don't want to steal all bletch's thunder.
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Posted 17 March, 2014 Bletch, you have caught my interest. I have been researching Japanese Turkey man. Here are some more of my findings. 1) He posts on saints web. 2) He failed to qualify for the winter Olympics. 3) Like many posters on here, his family insist he 'walks ahead'. There is also evidence of him shopping, eating scotched eggs and playing hide and seek. However, I don't want to steal all bletch's thunder. Toke, do you mind if I ask you three questions? 1) Do you post on SaintWeb? 2) Did you qualify for the winter olympics? 3) Does your family insist that you walk ahead?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Posted 17 March, 2014 He is Japanese Whitey. He does what all Japanese do. He eats KFC.
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Posted 17 March, 2014 What does he do for Christmas? Gobbles himself?
buctootim Posted 17 March, 2014 Posted 17 March, 2014 He must have sewn up the waitstband of the jumper otherwise his arse would be hanging out. No-one wants an exposed Turkey arse.
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 March, 2014 Posted 17 March, 2014 He is Japanese Whitey. He does what all Japanese do. He eats KFC. Shouldn't it be KFT at Christmas?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Posted 17 March, 2014 No it's Japan, usual rules don't apply. It is not a joke btw, they genuinely eat KFC at Xmas, you have to pre-book and everything. Some big marketing agency tricked everyone into believing it was a tradition. Baby Jesus loves a bargain bucket etc.
Batman Posted 17 March, 2014 Posted 17 March, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=264310633737295&set=vb.168102293358130&type=2&theater
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Posted 17 March, 2014 Toke, do you mind if I ask you three questions? 1) Do you post on SaintWeb? 2) Did you qualify for the winter olympics? 3) Does your family insist that you walk ahead? Yes,no,yes.
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