Hot or funny Selfies

[Tokyo-Saint]

Since the midweek high of the BAP sex fest down the lane TMS has once again gone back to a mixture of word games and main bored flushes. This causes pressure and pressure needs venting or explosions might happen. To help ease the Friday pressure and stop/help along any explosions, this thread is for the so last year craze of selfies. Thousands of girls (and gays) all across the world have send someone they admire a personal and private selfie photograph. Some have kept these photos private, however many have done the right thing and uploaded it onto the internet for us all to enjoy. This thread can be a storage area/reference point for these selfies. I think Google started in a similar way.

 

Please upload photos here (spudders/Bletch keep MILFS under 50yrs please. No GILFS)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And for bearsy...

 

[Halo Stickman]

Self Carolina

[buctootim]

Since the midweek high of the BAP sex fest down the lane TMS has once again gone back to a mixture of word games and main bored flushes. This causes pressure and pressure needs venting or explosions might happen. To help ease the Friday pressure and stop/help along any explosions, this thread is for the so last year craze of selfies. Thousands of girls (and gays) all across the world have send someone they admire a personal and private selfie photograph. Some have kept these photos private, however many have done the right thing and uploaded it onto the internet for us all to enjoy. This thread can be a storage area/reference point for these selfies. I think Google started in a similar way.

 

Please upload photos here (spudders/Bletch keep MILFS under 50yrs please. No GILFS)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

None of those made me laugh.

[Bearsy]

i prefer them when they is birds that i know or birds that is famous, rather than complete stranger. Here is v.hudgens from High School Musical

 

[Bearsy]

None of those made me laugh.

 

the one with the dirty bedroom did, i would clean up my bedroom before sending photos of it. V.dirty girl!

 

Edit: Sorry for massive picture, i didn't know it would be so massive!

[buctootim]

i prefer them when they is birds that i know or birds that is famous, rather than complete stranger. Here is v.hudgens from High School Musical

 

 

Is this the Bazza / Pap date thread? cause I think I can see a spooky figure in the mirror.

[buctootim]

the one with the dirty bedroom did, i would clean up my bedroom before sending photos of it. V.dirty girl!

 

Edit: Sorry for massive picture, i didn't know it would be so massive!

 

Apparently she can fire that basketball across the room, no hands!

[Whitey Grandad]

They'd be no good for anything, they're on the phone all the time

[Tokyo-Saint]

Take my picture plse grandma

 

 

 

 

 

[buctootim]

Take my picture plse grandma

 

 

 

You've got to admire the build quality of the chippy who made that bathroom unit.

[Tokyo-Saint]

 

 

[buctootim]

Some for the SW London market

 

 

 

[Fowllyd]

Some for the SW London market

 

 

 

 

Be of more interest in Lincolnshire I'd have thought - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029. Oh, and the dog on the left in the last photo bears a striking resemblance to Robbie Williams...

[Sevvy]

There are some right dogs on here

[Jonnyboy]

Did Pistorious do one on Valentines day?

[Lighthouse]

Take my picture plse grandma

 

 

 

Hot but it's not a selfie. Sort it out Tokes.

[skintsaint]

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[Tokyo-Saint]

 

 

[Convict Colony]

There are some quality ones out there, found a few that some SWF members helped with.

 

Bearsy tanned after his Ibiza break:

 

Glasgow with his drink of choice:

 

Tokes walking his dog in Richmond looking for the cottaging spot:

 

Phil calls letting you know he is coming over to talk golf stories:

 

Stupid internet

Edited 13 March, 2014 by Convict Colony
dumb internet won't show me the pics.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Fail Convict. You go the people all wet and then junked the bunk before satisfying them.

 

I'll try and fluff them up. This one is for spudders.

 

[Convict Colony]

Lets see if this one works before I begin again.

 

Ridin Dirty

 

[Convict Colony]

Bearsy tanned

 

[Convict Colony]

Phil taking in the rays

 

 

and this just for the lulz

 

[Spudders]

Good thread Tokyo

[Tokyo-Saint]

Cheers Spud!

 

[Bearsy]

tokyos sent me a selfie of himself by pm. He is wearing a duck-tape penis pouch and aviator hat. He made me promise not to show anyone, but i am temptation. Is this the sort of thing u would like to see?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Whatever you do don't post any underage child boy porn bear. That may result in a ban. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Edited 14 March, 2014 by Tokyo-Saint

[Bearsy]

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ban Him MODS!

 

 

This will forever be remembered as the day Bearsy posted under age naked boys and then got banned.

 

 

[Bearsy]

how many rolls of duck tape did u use up tokyos? I bet there is lot of padding yo!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Happy Bear posting child porn day everyone. How will you all be celebrating the ban?

 

[Spudders]

I've got the Bearsy avi saved and ready

[buctootim]

[Tokyo-Saint]

Mods, what the **** is going on? I have reported bear child porn with all 27 of my logins (including the bearsy one) and still no bannings. Yet if I were to post one little tiny teeny weenie nipple slip, they'd be all over it fracting all round.

[Bearsy]

wow such weasel

 

not v.scared all our fractions is expire except for 1 , we can easily afford to take a minor fraction under the posting photos of sheathed penis by-law of saintsweb regulations, it's not a felony IIRC

[Tokyo-Saint]

Post some tits then bear. All these selfies and not a proper naked one yet. If we get enough players, we can play fraction roulette again. I'm in, who else? Bletch? I would love for you to run the risk of a porno fraction being on your record. Wanna play?

[Bearsy]

I'm going in a minute, we should organise a proper game tho, start a thread or something. You will need list of entrants + set the order of turns for players to post more dirty picture than the last, anyone to tap out is dbl gay. Fraction or ban ends game, that person is both winner+loser - what am i on about, you know the rules yo!

[FloridaMarlin]

 

Blimey, Bradley Wiggins' sideburns are coming along nicely.

[saintbletch]

Ok Toke.

 

Here's one of my favourites.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

You in for fraction roulette on Monday belch?

[Spudders]

[saintbletch]

You in for fraction roulette on Monday belch?

 

Yep, as long I can describe my pictures with words instead of degrading and exploiting women/dogs/Japanese boys by posting pictures.

 

There'll be a lot of swear filter filth so I'm still running an infraction risk, not to mention the risk to my reputation.

[saintbletch]

See ya Spudders.

[Tokyo-Saint]

And spudders straight in with a beaut 3 days early.

[saintbletch]

And spudders straight in with a beaut 3 days early.

 

Yep, you see. That's the youth of today, Toke.

 

You say that we're up for infraction roulette on Monday, so what is required is a little bit of tantric titillation until then...two and a bit days of afore play, building to a muck-chucking crescendo on Monday.

 

What does Spudders do?

 

He instantly bends down and blows his nose in the curtains.

 

Again.

[Tokyo-Saint]

You say that bletch but you are up next. You've got to out filth that one. And no clever get around tactics either.

[Goatboy]

 

I hope those merkins dry out the right colour.

[Spudders]

I can't do Monday as I'll be working, so thought I'd get in early!

[saintbletch]

You say that bletch but you are up next. You've got to out filth that one. And no clever get around tactics either.

 

As a man of my word Toke, Bletch delivers:

 

This is Mr. Sebuyama, and he is cold,

 

 

...but he has a jumper,

 

 

...and because he's Japanese, the only sensible thing to do to combat the cold weather is to turn yourself into a turkey...

 

 

...and you may ask, "But Bletch, doesn't that stop him enjoying a normal life?", and I'd answer no - as evidenced here:

 

 

...here

 

 

...and here

 

 

I await my infraction for showing a flash of a Japanese man's nipple and pubic area.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I like this turkey man bletch. Bernard Matthews talked a good game but when it came down to it, was he really prepared to live like a Turkey? No!

 

Sebuyama San takes it to a new level. Also, I am not 100% sure bletch but is it maybe Cebuyama? If so he has spent too much time up mountains in the Philippines. Ladyboy Phil has a similar issue but with Swans.