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Since the midweek high of the BAP sex fest down the lane TMS has once again gone back to a mixture of word games and main bored flushes. This causes pressure and pressure needs venting or explosions might happen. To help ease the Friday pressure and stop/help along any explosions, this thread is for the so last year craze of selfies. Thousands of girls (and gays) all across the world have send someone they admire a personal and private selfie photograph. Some have kept these photos private, however many have done the right thing and uploaded it onto the internet for us all to enjoy. This thread can be a storage area/reference point for these selfies. I think Google started in a similar way.

 

Please upload photos here (spudders/Bletch keep MILFS under 50yrs please. No GILFS)

 

 

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And for bearsy...

 

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Since the midweek high of the BAP sex fest down the lane TMS has once again gone back to a mixture of word games and main bored flushes. This causes pressure and pressure needs venting or explosions might happen. To help ease the Friday pressure and stop/help along any explosions, this thread is for the so last year craze of selfies. Thousands of girls (and gays) all across the world have send someone they admire a personal and private selfie photograph. Some have kept these photos private, however many have done the right thing and uploaded it onto the internet for us all to enjoy. This thread can be a storage area/reference point for these selfies. I think Google started in a similar way.

 

Please upload photos here (spudders/Bletch keep MILFS under 50yrs please. No GILFS)

 

 

selfie-hot-women-025-02182013_zpscfc7d97d.jpg

 

these_selfies_are_something_else_640_35.jpg

 

Hot-Selfies-26.jpg

 

15186-thumb.jpg

 

 

 

None of those made me laugh.

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i prefer them when they is birds that i know or birds that is famous, rather than complete stranger. Here is v.hudgens from High School Musical

 

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Is this the Bazza / Pap date thread? cause I think I can see a spooky figure in the mirror.

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the one with the dirty bedroom did, i would clean up my bedroom before sending photos of it. V.dirty girl!

 

Edit: Sorry for massive picture, i didn't know it would be so massive!

 

Apparently she can fire that basketball across the room, no hands!

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There are some quality ones out there, found a few that some SWF members helped with.

 

Bearsy tanned after his Ibiza break: sexy-selfy-fails-chocolate-sauce.jpg

 

Glasgow with his drink of choice: sexy-selfy-fails-rockstar.jpg

 

Tokes walking his dog in Richmond looking for the cottaging spot: sexy-selfy-fails-dogs.jpg

 

Phil calls letting you know he is coming over to talk golf stories: selfy-fail.jpg

 

Stupid internet

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dumb internet won't show me the pics.
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I'm going in a minute, we should organise a proper game tho, start a thread or something. You will need list of entrants + set the order of turns for players to post more dirty picture than the last, anyone to tap out is dbl gay. Fraction or ban ends game, that person is both winner+loser - what am i on about, you know the rules yo!

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You in for fraction roulette on Monday belch?

 

Yep, as long I can describe my pictures with words instead of degrading and exploiting women/dogs/Japanese boys by posting pictures.

 

There'll be a lot of swear filter filth so I'm still running an infraction risk, not to mention the risk to my reputation.

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And spudders straight in with a beaut 3 days early.

 

Yep, you see. That's the youth of today, Toke.

 

You say that we're up for infraction roulette on Monday, so what is required is a little bit of tantric titillation until then...two and a bit days of afore play, building to a muck-chucking crescendo on Monday.

 

What does Spudders do?

 

He instantly bends down and blows his nose in the curtains.

 

Again.

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You say that bletch but you are up next. You've got to out filth that one. And no clever get around tactics either.

 

As a man of my word Toke, Bletch delivers:

 

This is Mr. Sebuyama, and he is cold,

 

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...but he has a jumper,

 

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...and because he's Japanese, the only sensible thing to do to combat the cold weather is to turn yourself into a turkey...

 

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...and you may ask, "But Bletch, doesn't that stop him enjoying a normal life?", and I'd answer no - as evidenced here:

 

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...here

 

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...and here

 

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I await my infraction for showing a flash of a Japanese man's nipple and pubic area.

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I like this turkey man bletch. Bernard Matthews talked a good game but when it came down to it, was he really prepared to live like a Turkey? No!

 

Sebuyama San takes it to a new level. Also, I am not 100% sure bletch but is it maybe Cebuyama? If so he has spent too much time up mountains in the Philippines. Ladyboy Phil has a similar issue but with Swans.

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