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Not straight ahead, to the left. Freeky guy in all in one jump suit. IT IS DEFINITELY HIM!

 

I'm here pap.

 

Told you!!! All in one jump suit pap! In the mirror!! Danger danger!!

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So Dune did move to Liverpool?

 

Nah, I said it wasn't dune. Two cocks can look the same, smell the same and pump out the same kind of crap but be two completely different cocks.

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I've sent super Mikey to meet you in Camden Brett. Be at the round house in 15 minutes.

 

Tell him to meet me by the purple turtle. I will be round the back

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Right next up in pap investigates, sarb and then goat boy.

 

I'm more than happy to meet Pap. As long as it doesn't clash with the Cardiff game as I may be murdering Glasgow on that day.

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I'm surprised people need that type of signal in a pub called the Fulwood

 

It puts Staplewood and our conveyor belt of blond eunuchs in a whole different light too.

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Right. Barry definitely appears not to be dune. We've had a chat. We're on first name terms. I apologised to him in person and will do on here. Sorry, Bazza. All your claims about Liverpool are true.

 

God, I feel fkn stupid. Fk it. Required from time to time.

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Well this is interesting. Is there any way the result of this can prove whether or not Barry is Dune? I can't think of one, sadly. All it will prove is that Barry is in Liverpool, won't it?

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Right. Barry definitely appears not to be dune. We've had a chat. We're on first name terms. I apologised to him in person and will do on here. Sorry, Bazza. All your claims about Liverpool are true.

 

God, I feel fkn stupid. Fk it. Required from time to time.

 

Has he already left for the last train home?

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Right. Barry definitely appears not to be dune. We've had a chat. We're on first name terms. I apologised to him in person and will do on here. Sorry, Bazza. All your claims about Liverpool are true.

 

God, I feel fkn stupid. Fk it. Required from time to time.

 

Follow him home...just watch out for the dogs.

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Right. Barry definitely appears not to be dune. We've had a chat. We're on first name terms. I apologised to him in person and will do on here. Sorry, Bazza. All your claims about Liverpool are true.

 

God, I feel fkn stupid. Fk it. Required from time to time.

 

bless you pap, such humility disarms our reproaches. Was Barry able to resist rubbing ur face in it? He is bigger man than i if so, i never can resist the opportunity to rub someone's face in it!

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i spose it was a bit awkward to take a photo in these circumstances? Maybe you could ask barmaid for copy of the CCTV footage? Alternatively, i will accept a physical description!

 

i also really need a transcript of the entire conversation, was ms pap taking shorthand?

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Right. Barry definitely appears not to be dune. We've had a chat. We're on first name terms. I apologised to him in person and will do on here. Sorry, Bazza. All your claims about Liverpool are true.

 

God, I feel fkn stupid. Fk it. Required from time to time.

 

Respect to you for that, pap.

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Brilliant. Disappointing lack of man - hug selfie, though. Come on, it's the feel good story of the year.

 

My only question is has Pap met Dune before to know that BS isn't him?

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I had a Burger King today, prob the first time in like a year or something. The fries right, the fries at Burger King is now like twice as thick as they used to be. They're like oven chips. Stay tuned for more fascinating fast food facts!

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