Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 that's how the other gays know ur ready to go I'm surprised people need that type of signal in a pub called the Fulwood
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 I'm surprised people need that type of signal in a pub called the Fulwood
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I'm surprised people need that type of signal in a pub called the Fulwood
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Oh Jesus Pap, I could if I wanted to but why would I miss out on the fun? I didn't need a photo of you and didn't ask for one, just get on with it mate you will be fine. I really don't understand the reluctance. The rest of the forum will know what you look like by night's end, assuming you turn up. Sort it out.
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I really don't understand the reluctance. The rest of the forum will know what you look like by night's end, assuming you turn up. Sort it out. Will they? I will turn up though, if I were you I would not start taking photo's in a Liverpool pub mate, that is a dangerous idea, I dont mean me or anyone I know but you could be taking a photo of anybody couldn't you?
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Bazza you old dog. It looks like a hookers boudoir. You're pulling out all the stops.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 Will they? I will turn up though, if I were you I would not start taking photo's in a Liverpool pub mate, that is a dangerous idea, I dont mean me or anyone I know but you could be taking a photo of anybody couldn't you? they don't call him pap for nothing Also lol, as if no-one ever took a photo in a liverpool pub ffs
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Will they? I will turn up though, if I were you I would not start taking photo's in a Liverpool pub mate, that is a dangerous idea, I dont mean me or anyone I know but you could be taking a photo of anybody couldn't you? I've lived here for 20 years and taken plenty of photos in much rougher dives. I think your leafy local will be fine, mate.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 Bazza you old dog. It looks like a hookers boudoir. You're pulling out all the stops. curry house apparently
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Even the owners will be laughing when they see them, pap that was about 4 years ago, your call mate.
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 curry house apparently The curry house is the light of Bengal next door very good infact.
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Even the owners will be laughing when they see them, pap that was about 4 years ago, your call mate. Cool. We're agreed. Photos it is. No reason not to post one now, nip.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 (edited) What time are you chaps setting off for The Fulwood? Have I got time for a quick bite to eat before the main action begins? There’s nothing like the sight of a dead woman in a curry house to get me a bit peckish Edited 4 March, 2014 by Halo Stickman
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Pap I shall see you there, this is now your test, have faith I shall show up, I will of course but you have to trust me, I may let you take snap if my left arrow knee if you are lucky.......
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 What time are you chaps setting off for The Fulwood? Have I got time for a quick bite to eat before the main action begins?[/quote Loads of time.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 I may let you take snap if my left arrow knee if you are lucky....... Think of ur fans pls Barry! We want pre-date selfies ideally, so we can criticise ur shirt, advise you to brush ur hair etc
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Can you believe it! Mrs Stickman’s just rung – she’s been delayed, now due home just after nine. Thing is, rather irritatingly, she insists on a chat when she arrives home. I’m gonna miss the main event FFS. Don’t suppose you fellas could move this thing forward or back by 15 mins or so?
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 Sigh bitches, my gf was just "what are you so excited about?", I tried to tell her bout pap & Barry Sanchez was getting Full wood at 2105, but she just weren't getting it. Birds just don't understand football I spose.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 And now, for Barry and pap, it’s that period of quiet anticipation, last minute preening in front of the mirror, a little pouting, mood music in the background, checking everything’s in order, trying on different shirts, wondering whether or not to take flowers, rehearsing opening gambits, choosing the right aftershave, and watching the clock tick, tick, tick… oh so damn slowly. All that tension, that bottled-up tension, about to be unleashed. I don’t think I can stand it any longer.
saintbletch Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Is that a dead woman in the background? It's Millais' Ophelia doing an impression of a Kylie Minogue duet with Nick Cave. Barry if the conversation goes quiet, talk about great conspiracy theories, video games or Star Trek. pap, if the conversation goes quiet, talk about how rubbish (gaston|pochettino|lambert|etc) are, 70s comedies or Mavis Riley. pap, please ensure you have the negativity shields set to maximum and bring along some forum meme questions that a ringer wouldn't necessarily know. And if there is a love child from this tryst, can you please call it bletch/bletchina. I would adopt him/her and tell the child that his/her father was a government spy called Gaston, but that he was really $hit and overpaid. P.S. If you could have brought it forward 24+ hours I could have played chaperone. I made it all the way down the East Lancs Road to West Derby yesterday.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Sigh bitches, my gf was just "what are you so excited about?", I tried to tell her bout pap & Barry Sanchez was getting Full wood at 2105, but she just weren't getting it. Birds just don't understand football I spose. You're right, Bearsy, woman just don't understand - this is man stuff.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 It's Millais' Ophelia doing an impression of a Kylie Minogue duet with Nick Cave. Ah is Ophelia is it? We find that worryingly portentious. We wonder which of our fair maiden's will be tonight's Ophelia? Will it be Barry or Pap stricken mad by grief and rejection and found facedown in Liverpool canal. I mean, we wonder that, me and bletch wonder that. Tokyos wonders if she's someone from Towie.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I was thinking Lucy as Mario cheated on her but then she became fit and wanted her back but by that time she was boning everyone and it was too late. They then spent ages just flirting and never actually hooking up in sugar hut.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I reckon Barry’s just playing hard to get with all this no drink nonsense.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 20:53 UPDATE: Pap arrives early at the Fulwood and gazes with trepidation at it's outer walls. He has dressed with unusual care and made a special effort with his barnet. I mean it's not been cut or styled or anything, but he ran a brush through. 18 months of flirtation has brought more meaning to this night than he had anticipated, his balls lay heavy in his underpants and he is conscious of their weight as he approaches the grand doors. Pap catches sight of his reflection in the glass and smiles wanly. It is not impossible, he thinks to himself, it may easily be that Barry is shorter than I.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Next goal wins at Baz's football match. Pap goes for the 3rd nervous **** in 15 minutes.
Fowllyd Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 It's Millais' Ophelia doing an impression of a Kylie Minogue duet with Nick Cave. Pap, if Barry offers to show you some wild roses just get the hell out of there quick.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 And that is the final whistle. Barry mocks his team mate Garry by calling him gashy, bemoans the team's spending policy and storms off to the side. As is customary in Liverpool, everyone drinks a pint of milk and talks about Ian rush for 3 minutes....then it's pap time!
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 21:00 UPDATE: Lost in the throes of his weekly 5 aside football match Barry was for a time able to put aside all trepidation of what this night would bring. It was only as the final whistle blew that recollection struck him and his proud heart, already thudding with exertion began to scream. Barry sank to his knees, "Oh Mavis Riley," he said, "let this not be pulmonary embolism, they would never believe me were i carted to hospital on this night. I have to make it to my pap. He is waiting." His heart answered and slowed and gradually his senses returned. His team-mates were looking at him questioningly, "Gonna hit the showers, Baz?". "No," said Barry. He was confident in the appeal of his musk. Besides, he didn't want anyone taking pictures of his thing.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 The sight of that gaudy décor would be enough to make anyone s***.
Spudders Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 This is SOOO exciting!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I do like a bit of Roccoco mixed with spit and sawdust.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I'm here, like. Where's the rest of the customers? Was it something you said, like?
Spudders Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Cause iPhone is now free spud? Just noticed that and turned it off. I'm in travel-lodge using 3G so decided to give tapatalk a go, just switched off the default spazz text!
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 How do we rate pap's chances of getting out alive now he has broken the cardinal sin of liverpool pubs, and took a f*cking photo?
shirleysfc Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Is that Barry in the mirror? Has he gone for the reach around already??
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Is that Barry in the mirror? Thats what they call a television, still he's paler than I expectecd
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Well, two sweaty lads have just walked through and gone right past me. Could one be Bazza. BTW. Was bit scared that Barry might be nutter. Have brought ms pap as muscle.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 Lol 60 people viewing muppet show, got to be some kind of record yo!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Not straight ahead, to the left. Freeky guy in all in one jump suit. IT IS DEFINITELY HIM!
Spudders Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 61 people viewing muppetshow at moment, is that all time record?
Spudders Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Lol 60 people viewing muppet show, got to be some kind of record yo! FFS Bear, me and you thinking the same ATM
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