Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Place: The Fulwood, Liverpool Time: 21:05 GMT All updates in this thread pls
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:14 UPDATE: Barry will be wearing short-shorts & Dunlop Green Flash trainers. He is eta 21:05 and will be preceded by the musky scent of manly exertion.
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 1715 - Barry has washed his hair and ears for date and he has phoned pub and football hall to make sure they have not closed down.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:18 UPDATE: Pap stood outside Dunelm Mill, Garston with a forlorn expression on his face
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 17:18 UPDATE: Pap stood outside Dunelm Mill, Garston with a forlorn expression on his face
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 1715 - Barry has washed his hair and ears for date and he has phoned pub and football hall to make sure they have not closed down. 17.18 Barry, I would like to wish you and pap a happy and successful evening.
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 17.18 Barry, I would like to wish you and pap a happy and successful evening. Thank you, I can assure you and all on here and most importantly Pap that I shall be polite at all times, we can then report later, I suspect the traffic on here tonight could be quite high.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:25 UPDATE: Pap gets to work on his stringent pre-date grooming regime
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Thank you, I can assure you and all on here and most importantly Pap that I shall be polite at all times, we can then report later, I suspect the traffic on here tonight could be quite high. When you say polite do you mean a reach around? It's always polite to give reach around Barry.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I would be surprised if they’ll not erecting a grandstand in the Fulwood as we speak.
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Lets remind ourselves of what the star crossed lovers look like. Pap Post up please Bazza.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:30 UPDATE: Pap's experiment with leg-shaving ends in disaster
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I once had a mate who shaved his pubes with a bic. He didn't know where to stop or how to do a fade so ended up doing his leg all the way down to the knees.
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Liverpool allegedly I am honestly surprised he was going to a closed down shop as he had plans, the other issue is they used to close at 2000, I know as I was always in there, I did ask Pap for help once on this or I created a thread concerning it but all I got from him was a high and mighty reply. What goes around I suppose.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 I once had a mate who shaved his pubes with a bic. He didn't know where to stop or how to do a fade so ended up doing his leg all the way down to the knees. did i ever tell you bout the time i got my nut-sack entangled in electric razor? There was blood everywhere yo!
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Lets remind ourselves of what the star crossed lovers look like. Pap Post up please Bazza. Not a chance, Pap shall have to see me, where is he?
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Lets remind ourselves of what the star crossed lovers look like. Pap Post up please Bazza. Ah, back in the days when I had "short" hair and was taller than my youngest daughter. C'mon now, Bazza. Pic please.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 did i ever tell you bout the time i got my nut-sack entangled in electric razor? There was blood everywhere yo! No please tell. Do you now have scrotal scar?
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Not a chance, Pap shall have to see me, where is he? ps he probably wont arrive with the same background, clothes or daughter - so you might have to improv a bit.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Any pointers on what your opening line might be, Barry? “Let me help you out of those wet clothes” seems to work with Peter Barlow on Corrie, but might not go down so well in The Fulwood, perhaps?
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Ah, back in the days when I had "short" hair and was taller than my youngest daughter. C'mon now, Bazza. Pic please. I googled "pap saintsweb" . No sign of you looking moody and magnificent on the rooftop or carpark.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 No please tell. Do you now have scrotal scar? Nah that is the amazing thing, within like 3 hours it was completely healed without even a scab. Turns out nuts have amazing restorative powers, like eyeballs i spose.
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 I googled "pap saintsweb" . No sign of you looking moody and magnificent on the rooftop or carpark. https://twitter.com/papingu Mid-life crisis. That is all. (I hope).
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 did i ever tell you bout the time i got my nut-sack entangled in electric razor? There was blood everywhere yo! Should have used this
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Any pointers on what your opening line might be, Barry? “Let me help you out of those wet clothes” seems to work with Peter Barlow on Corrie, but might not go down so well in The Fulwood, perhaps? Ha ha, if Pap turns up I will give him full respect for doing so, can not say fairer than that, my opening line will be probably "Hello Pap, my name is ********* **** **** **** ****** but I go under the name of Barry Sanchez how are you and what can I buy you?"
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:41 UPDATE: Barry's Real Name is ******** **** **** **** ****** (pronunciation tips to follow)
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:44 UPDATE: Rumour circulates that Barry's Real Real Name is "Kevin"
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 17:44 UPDATE: Rumour circulates that Barry's Real Real Name is "Kevin" No Barry.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:49 UPDATE: Rumour circulates that Barry's Real Real Name is not Kevin
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Pap if you want to get a signal as you come in sit to the left by the window, also have the wings, the landlord is a very good cook.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Lindisfarne concert? I doubt that augers well for a successful night at The Fulwood
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:54 UPDATE: Barry suggests upgrading just drinks to a full dinner date
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 17:54 UPDATE: Barry suggests upgrading just drinks to a full dinner date Ha ha no I just know the wings there are good, about £7 a kilo.
Goatboy Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Pap if you want to get a signal as you come in sit to the left by the window, also have the wings, the landlord is a very good cook. Barry wants Pap to suck the greasy bone.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 17:56 UPDATE: Youtube evidence suggests that Lidisfarne is shit
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Pic update. Taken at a Lindisfarne concert Taken yesterday:-
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Barry wants Pap to suck the greasy bone. Oh Jesus.
buctootim Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 17:56 UPDATE: Youtube evidence suggests that Lidisfarne is shit Ya think?
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Ha ha, all I would like (whether I get it or not is a different matter) is an apology and its all good.
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Pap if you want to get a signal as you come in sit to the left by the window Who is this mystery signaller?
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 18:01 UPDATE: Barry makes awkward purchase at Mossley Hill Boots
pap Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Let's see a picture, Barry. We want to make sure you don't send a ringer.
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2014 Author Posted 4 March, 2014 Who is this mystery signaller? that's how the other gays know ur ready to go
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Posted 4 March, 2014 Let's see a picture, Barry. We want to make sure you don't send a ringer. Oh Jesus Pap, I could if I wanted to but why would I miss out on the fun? I didn't need a photo of you and didn't ask for one, just get on with it mate you will be fine.
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