Saint Keith Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 people who wear their ipods whilst walking out the train station, barging and knocking over everyone in sight, oblivious to the carnage they have caused people who use my desk whilst im out of the office and dont plug the network leads back in, and leave a pile of crapola on my desk people who leave stuff on the printer. for ****s sake, you pressed the ok button to print it, you cant have forgotten about it, now go and pick it up or im putting it in the confidential waste bin. mongtards people who barge in at the queue for the free coffee machine. HELLO-O am i ****ing invisible you **** people who rush to get in the lift just as the door is closing, causing it to open again. for ****s sake, there 8 ****ing lifts, just wait for the next one you ****ing corporate ****ing ****tard
ozzmeister Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People with very poor toilet etiquet (if you know what I mean) - were all grown men flush ffs!! people who **** up their coffee round so you end up with terrible cup of tea! people who leave their coat on a chair reserving a space for a friend (this really annoys me, especially when u work in a very busy office).
Hatch Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Speaking to nice women on the phone then meeting them and they are pig ugly. Just not on.
Saint Keith Posted 16 December, 2008 Author Posted 16 December, 2008 Speaking to nice women on the phone then meeting them and they are pig ugly. Just not on. working in call centres for 19 years i can vouch for that. i once said to girl "you've got a great face for telesales"
Dog Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 The same two women using their electric toothbrushes in the ladies all day. All you hear is buzzing through the walls.
ozzmeister Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 The same two women using their electric toothbrushes in the ladies all day. All you hear is buzzing through the walls. are you sure they are toothbrushes, could be the basis of a good adult movie there!
Baj Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 people who wear their ipods whilst walking out the train station, barging and knocking over everyone in sight, oblivious to the carnage they have caused people who use my desk whilst im out of the office and dont plug the network leads back in, and leave a pile of crapola on my desk people who leave stuff on the printer. for ****s sake, you pressed the ok button to print it, you cant have forgotten about it, now go and pick it up or im putting it in the confidential waste bin. mongtards people who barge in at the queue for the free coffee machine. HELLO-O am i ****ing invisible you **** people who rush to get in the lift just as the door is closing, causing it to open again. for ****s sake, there 8 ****ing lifts, just wait for the next one you ****ing corporate ****ing ****tard Clients who don't reply to their emails...
Spudders Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People who walk in such a slow and retarded manner that they get in my way when I'm getting off the train, causing me to bump into them, thus spoiling the enjoyment of my music I'm listening to on my ipod. People with boring dull desks, FFS get some crapola on it to make it look 'lived in' (cake crumbs are good for that!) People who take stuff that I only printed out a few minutes ago and throw it in the waste bins before I pick it up from the printer! You may have nothing else to do allowing you to get up and walk to the printer every time you print stuff out, but I am busy (important) with various other tasks so have to cut down my printer runs. People who stand about at the coffee machine trying to decided what to have for ******* ages.....hello, it's the same cheap **** that is always there day after day, just get on with it, I have work to do. Fat people who use lifts. Use the stairs and get some exercise.
Saint Keith Posted 16 December, 2008 Author Posted 16 December, 2008 Clients who don't reply to their emails... suppliers who claim they havent recieved them :-k
Scudamore Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Speaking to nice women on the phone then meeting them and they are pig ugly. Just not on. I find Facebook good for weeding out the pugs
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People who walk into the staff room, and you can tell that they shouldn't be in work as they look sick as a dog, then decide they want to come sit next to you and cough and splutter all over you. ****.OFF!
thesaint sfc Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People who post 'Things that annoy me at work' threads.
Jillyanne Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Morning people who are to happy and ring about problems at half 8 in the morning. People who call the helpdesk 5min before closing and want a technician at their PC urgently. People who apply for an office job but do not have a clue how to work computer. Users that moan that their mailbox is limited to 1gb then say their gmail is bigger. Use your f**king gmail then. We dont have a budget as big as theirs, If you want a bigger inbox give us more money for servers!! Students Cleaners who come and hover the office when I'm on the phone. ?
Post-it note Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Morning people who are to happy and ring about problems at half 8 in the morning. People who call the helpdesk 5min before closing and want a technician at their PC urgently. People who apply for an office job but do not have a clue how to work computer. Users that moan that their mailbox is limited to 1gb then say their gmail is bigger. Use your f**king gmail then. We dont have a budget as big as theirs, If you want a bigger inbox give us more money for servers!! Students Cleaners who come and hover the office when I'm on the phone. We limit our users to 100mb mailboxes!
scott_saints Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People who interrupt me and expect me to work whilst at lunch. People who want to use my computer at breaks as they don't have one. It's my f**king break too you c**t, f**k off!! People who answer other people's phone! I phoned their particular phone to speak to them, not you, you c**t!!
Master Bates Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Especially the pink ones, don't mind the yellow so much but the pink ones need to be extinct.
saint_stevo Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People who have filthy keyboards and get annoyed when i refuse to touch them People People who phone up with a problem, then when i go to take a look say they are too busy to be logged off. People who phone me up before 9, i don't start til 9, you are aware of this so why bother? E-mail me or wait. When people withold information- Me- "It wont even POST mate, when did it last work?" User- "Well it worked ok til i dropped it in the fish tank"
CabbageFace Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Polish people talking polish, rude, rude, rude.
thesaint sfc Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Knowing that gimp cabbage face still exists.
CabbageFace Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Knowing that gimp cabbage face still exists. Pointless remark. Grow up, just because you got Modship taken away from you because you are thick and couldnt work out Javascript, Lol@you.
Poshie72 Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People that ask me if I have finished the work that I am doing... If I had finished then it would be 'on file' FFS
Poshie72 Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 That is a polite way of saying "hurry the f**k up and do your work" Maybe but when you are 2 hours in to a 4 hour turnaround.....:mad:
Hatch Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 getting a virus on your laptop, costing 200 pound to fix and then everyone thinking it was because you were looking at porn.
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Had a lady of Asian extraction hired into my office by somebody else. 3 days after being hired we had a tech problem request how to get Tippex off a computer screen
CabbageFace Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 £200 bloody quid!! Just reinstall windows. You are the worst IT support person ever.
thesaint sfc Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Pointless remark. Grow up, just because you got Modship taken away from you because you are thick and couldnt work out Javascript, Lol@you. Your thicker.
CabbageFace Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Not really if it saves paying a rip off £200 Just back up files. Reinstall Windows. Put files back on Job Done, 1 hour max! You are really rubbish, never go contract, you will be skint.
CabbageFace Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Obviously if I was contract I would charge £200, Make up some bull**** jargon when in reality I just reinstalled windows and put files back on. I dont think you would, you are too nice.
PompeyLass Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 People who interrupt me and expect me to work whilst at lunch. People who want to use my computer at breaks as they don't have one. It's my f**king break too you c**t, f**k off!! People who answer other people's phone! I phoned their particular phone to speak to them, not you, you c**t!! Unfortunately, we have to answer other peoples phones here as we have a 3 ring policy !!!
Master Bates Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Your thicker. It's "you're" and not "your".
saint_stevo Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Obviously if I was contract I would charge £200, Make up some bull**** jargon when in reality I just reinstalled windows and put files back on. i would zap the virus with Cillit Bang i rule
Denzil Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Colleages who send you abusive emails who then put in a formal complaint when you send one back.
Jillyanne Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Colleages who send you abusive emails who then put in a formal complaint when you send one back. Did you get teh sack in the end?
SNSUN Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 CUSTOMERS. ...there's only so much fake smiling and lip biting I can do.
Hatch Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 CUSTOMERS. ...there's only so much fake smiling and lip biting I can do. Glad I could help!!!
SNSUN Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Glad I could help!!! Not all of them. Though commuters are generally the worst, sorry Hatch! Sometimes I'd just like to say "If you don't like it, don't use it"! See if they can find another way to get to Co ckfosters for £4 in 90 minutes. Still, my wages get paid, so I bite my tongue and try to be the best darn Customer Services Slave I can be.
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