goneawol Posted 21 February, 2014 Posted 21 February, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/jay-rodriguez-interview-southampton-striker-on-his-world-cup-hopes-and-his-goalscoring-hot-streak-9145669.html
Turkish Posted 22 February, 2014 Posted 22 February, 2014 What a disgusting article. How dare the lazy lying scumbag journo mug him off by saying he doesn't have the best taste in music.
mikeyc Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Surely J-Rod deserves a Smiths song? Even if it's just 'Jay Rodriguez' sung to the tune of the 'hang the DJ' chorus from Panic?
Turkish Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Surely J-Rod deserves a Smiths song? Even if it's just 'Jay Rodriguez' sung to the tune of the 'hang the DJ' chorus from Panic? HOw can we shoe horn "one Jay Rodriguez" *clap clap clap clap clap clap clap* into the tune of What difference does it make?
sandwichsaint Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Strike-partner in a coma, I know it's serious.
Turkish Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Strike-partner in a coma, I know it's serious. So for once in his life let Jay get what he wants lord knows it'll be the first time *Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
CB Fry Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Surely J-Rod deserves a Smiths song? Even if it's just 'Jay Rodriguez' sung to the tune of the 'hang the DJ' chorus from Panic? This is a lovely idea. Unfortunately, Saints fans won't consider it until Man City fans have sung it about a different player. And will need to be on Sky Sports for at least three years before the Northam crack on with their version. Which will still manage to be awful.
The Flying Finn Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Surely J-Rod deserves a Smiths song? Even if it's just 'Jay Rodriguez' sung to the tune of the 'hang the DJ' chorus from Panic? Best one I can come up using Panic is - He causes Panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside Jay scores everywhere Jay Rodriquez, Jay Rodriguez Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez
saintbob40 Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Best one I can come up using Panic is - He causes Panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside Jay scores everywhere Jay Rodriquez, Jay Rodriguez Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez To be fair...pretty decent.
Turkish Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 To be fair...pretty decent. Apart from it being factually incorrect. Jay Rodriguez has never played against Dundee United or Dundee or in Dublin so to suggest he causes Panic there is merely specualtion. Also his record against Hull is pretty dreadful, no goals in two premier league games so to suggest his causes panic there and "scores everywhere" is prehaps at best overstating his ability. As for Carlise, as Burnley were a divison apart from Carlise it's highly likely he's never played there either. SO in fact song should read more along the lines of He's never caused panic on the streets of Carlise He's an appauling record on Humberside I wonder to myself Do we over rate him? is he as good as we say he is? I wonder to myself Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez
Bearsy Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Jay Rodriguez has never played against Dundee yes he has! he was on loan at stirling! in ur face!
The Flying Finn Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Apart from it being factually incorrect. Jay Rodriguez has never played against Dundee United or Dundee or in Dublin so to suggest he causes Panic there is merely specualtion. Also his record against Hull is pretty dreadful, no goals in two premier league games so to suggest his causes panic there and "scores everywhere" is prehaps at best overstating his ability. As for Carlise, as Burnley were a divison apart from Carlise it's highly likely he's never played there either. SO in fact song should read more along the lines of He's never caused panic on the streets of Carlise He's an appauling record on Humberside I wonder to myself Do we over rate him? is he as good as we say he is? I wonder to myself Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez Very true, but I didn't want to mess with Moz' lyrics too much. He has played in Dundee for Livingston though and scored at the KC for Burnley against Hull.
redder freak Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 Rodriguez, Rodriguez it was really nothing
Turkish Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 (edited) Very true, but I didn't want to mess with Moz' lyrics too much. He has played in Dundee for Livingston though and scored at the KC for Burnley against Hull. He's never caused panic on the streets of Carlise He's an average record on Humberside I wonder to myself Do we over rate him? is he as good as we say he is? He's scored at Dundee and honeypie hes scored at Chelsea! but could he shoot down Ipswich town??????? Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez Jay Rodriguez, Jay Rodriguez Edited 28 February, 2014 by Turkish
jasonb Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 (edited) Love this.. would love us to get some original songs going and I too am a miassive Smiths fan! How about... (to the tune of Bigmouth Strikes again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxEJOi6GtA&feature=kp )Jay Rod, jay rod jay rod strikes again He's got no right to beat that man with his pace Oh oh oh I'm obviously no song-smith(sic) but another idea anyway. Edit: on reflection perhaps too many Morrissey "Oh oh oh Ohhh's" for the Northam! Edit #2: Perhaps those " Ohh's" could be replaced with the "la's" that also feature in this song, so... Jay Rod la la laaa, jay Rod la la la laaaa Jay Rod strikes again He's got no right to beat that man with his pace La la la la (repeat, clap clap clap etc) (back to work) Edited 28 February, 2014 by jasonb
VectisSaint Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 No wonder our players are looking fed up. Having to listen to Morrisey's wrist slitting durges in the dressing room is enough to depress anyone. Maybe why Osvaldo got ****ed off with his decent taste in music. I suppose adding some Leonard Cohen into the mix could finish off the squad completely.
Fan The Flames Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 The team with J Rod in its side Behind the Lambert he strides with a murderous desire for goals He scores against the best And still the don’t believe us But we will win the league/cup* one day And then they will believe us. delete as appropriate
jasonb Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 No wonder our players are looking fed up. Having to listen to Morrisey's wrist slitting durges in the dressing room is enough to depress anyone. Maybe why Osvaldo got ****ed off with his decent taste in music. I suppose adding some Leonard Cohen into the mix could finish off the squad completely.
scotty Posted 28 February, 2014 Posted 28 February, 2014 No wonder our players are looking fed up. Having to listen to Morrisey's wrist slitting durges in the dressing room is enough to depress anyone. Maybe why Osvaldo got ****ed off with his decent taste in music. I suppose adding some Leonard Cohen into the mix could finish off the squad completely. Finally, the voice of reason. I hate morrissey and I hate the smiths, let pompey have them.
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